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What did Trump do for the Vietnam war effort, yooper ?
He led it. On a horse he bought for $50 trillion dollars. He won it and built really big buildings to celebrate his success. He lost his hair though, shell shock apparently, so we don't talk about the emperor's new toupee...oh and he dreams of walls, shell shock again...and everyone brown is the enemy, trauma apparently, don't mention it...oh and he has a TV show. Presidential material.