Diss films that everyone likes

[isitme]

amorres perros - 3 really shit stories that tie together into one shit story

 

[kained&able]

johnny depp isn't even in it, the cunt

yeah he was. not a big part but enough of one to make me think what a completely shit actor and what a cunt.


dave

 

[elevendayempire]

Bladerunner - a long, tedious advert for itself, and I've read better bits of writing in a sixth former's notebook than that 'ships off orion' speech.

http://www.shinyshelf.com/article/sl/st/1514

 

[andy2002]

No Country For Old Men - Coen Brothers, if you spend a couple of hours setting up a big confrontation between your major characters it might be a really good idea if they have actually end up having one.

 

[isitme]

No Country For Old Men - Coen Brothers, if you spend a couple of hours setting up a big confrontation between your major characters it might be a really good idea if they have actually end up having one.

coen brothers just make any old shit and everyone says it's great cos it has boring characters and stories from local papers as opposed to stories that you might be interested in like in 'conventional' cinema

 

[Orang Utan]

face/off - fuck/off

 

[The Octagon]

Y Tu Mama Tambien - she's just a nonce really isn't she?

 

[8den]

The Godfather, would it kill him to enunciate properly and speak up, the fat lazy bastard.

 

[Santino]

The Blues Brothers - if you want to make a musical, have the balls to make it a proper one.

 

[8den]

The Rocky Horror picture show, fuck off to your mates house who's parents are away, to drunkly explore your own burdening confusion about your sexuality in private.

 

[stupid dogbot]

johnny depp isn't even in it, the cunt

Yes he is. As Lerner, the translator.

 

[upsidedownwalrus]

http://www.shinyshelf.com/article/sl/st/1514

I agree wholly. IMO the Nolan Batman films are a much better example of a blockbustery film which also tries to be something 'more'.

 

[Nanker Phelge]

Slumdog Millionaire - What's so good about it?

 

[Nanker Phelge]

Trainspotting - trashpotty!

 

[upsidedownwalrus]

David Cunting Lynch - yeah yeah yeah you know how to be 'weird'. I got the message 20 years ago.

Fuck off!

 

[Orang Utan]

David Cunting Lynch - yeah yeah yeah you know how to be 'weird'. I got the message. You should have done the Elephant Man and be done with it.

Anyone who thinks Donnie Darko is a poor man's Lynch film really quite frankly needs to be taken out the back and administered a good, hard beating.

Donnie Darko is a great teen film with real genuine 80s pastiche and real human characters.

i think by being sincere and earnest, you may have missed the entire point of the thread

 

[kained&able]

Donnie darko-an even shitter david lynch style film for teenage emos who want smething to watch while drinking thier red wine and generally being cunts.


dave

 

[upsidedownwalrus]

i think by being sincere and earnest, you may have missed the entire point of the thread

OK fair point, i'll take away the second two sentences

 

[Nanker Phelge]

Empire Strikes Back - Dark my arse!

 

[upsidedownwalrus]

Cock, Stock and Two Smoking barrels, Snatch etc

HEY, AMERICANS: THESE ARE NOT GOOD BRITISH FILMS!

 

[machine cat]

fast and the furious - it's just a film made for chavy, working-class teenagers to drool over cars they will never be able to afford

 

[upsidedownwalrus]

fast and the furious - it's just a film made for chavy, working-class teenagers to drool over cars they will never be able to afford

 

[machine cat]

any indiana jones film - change your fucking clothes for once Han, I mean Indy.

 

[andy2002]

Closer – I'd rather eat my own shit than shag Natalie 'crap in everything she's ever appeared in' Portman.

 

[laptop]

Zabriskie Point - yeah, we saw that it blew up. The first time.

 

[upsidedownwalrus]

LA Confidential - it' just Who Framed Roger Rabbit without the good bits. Or Jessica Rabbit.

 

[5t3IIa]

The Red Shoes - eat more pies

 

[upsidedownwalrus]

American Beauty - cocking plastic bags floating along and 40 something rediscovering of cannabis smoking.

revolutionary, man!

 

[The Octagon]

LA Confidential - it' just Who Framed Roger Rabbit without the good bits. Or Jessica Rabbit.

 

[upsidedownwalrus]

Fight club - Brad Pitt tries to prove how hip and trendy he is, but fails so miserably he is made to look cool by Edward Norton. Now that's saying something.