Diss films that everyone likes

[isitme]

Time Bandits - yeah it's great when you're 12....

 

[isitme]

Fargo - Basically a film to reassure middle class people that they are cleverer than working class people

 

[machine cat]

Predator - only pussies watch it

 

[isitme]

Apocalypse Now - Basically an experiment to see how boring you can make a war film

 

[strung out]

bladerunner - boring, boring, boring

 

[isitme]

Bicycle Thieves - A bloke walking round a trashed city with a kid for 2 hours. can't we watch transformers?

 

[machine cat]

starship troopers - stop fooling yourself. it's not a satirical comment on fascism, it's just an action film with bugs

 

[machine cat]

goodfellas? more like shitfellas!

 

[Pickman's model]

casablanca - woman goes to bar. so fucking what?

 

[isitme]

Godfather I and II - Goodfellas crossed with Dallas

 

[Pickman's model]

shallow grave - not deep enough

 

[Pickman's model]

trainspotting - about as fucking much fun as a wet day in wolverhampton watching the fucking trains

 

[isitme]

Taxi Driver - Why watch a film about a sad cunt? oh, you must be a sad cunt

 

[Pickman's model]

Taxi Driver - Why watch a film about a sad cunt? oh, you must be a sad cunt

must be one of your favourites then

 

[isitme]

must be one of your favourites then

it is

 

[Pickman's model]

titanic - we all know what happens in the end. it's a fucking pity the cast and crew didn't go down with the fucking ship

 

[isitme]

Star Wars - Basically a 10 hour long episode of Rainbow

 

[SpookyFrank]

Once upon a time in the west - This is supposed to be a film is it? Really? Shouldn't things happen in films?

 

[PandaCola]

Withnail and I - Based on the idea that pissed up posh wankers are entertaining. Would rather be bummed by Uncle Monty than watch it again.

 

[andy2002]

Donnie Darko - pretentious twat rips off David Lynch... badly.

 

[isitme]

spirited away - a 2 hour long film about the drawings on a japanese pencil case

 

[SpookyFrank]

All of David Lynch's films except the Elephant Man - Pretentious twat impresses the easily impressed with a load of nonsensical shite that has about as much hidden meaning as a low budget porn film.

 

[isitme]

pulp fiction - everyone in the film is a poser and talks like a cunt. it's not a wonder so many cunts like it

 

[5t3IIa]

Slumdog Millionaire - only cunts like musicals

 

[5t3IIa]

This is England - cunts training film

 

[SpookyFrank]

Mama Mia - Fuck. Off. And. Die.

 

[isitme]

city of god - poverty and gangsters, it's a good thing!

 

[The Octagon]

Mama Mia - Fuck. Off. And. Die.

Does everyone like Mamma Mia

Another vote for Withnail and I, thinks it's a lot cleverer than it is, and it's lines being quoted at you is a pretty good indicator that you're in the presence of a braying twat.

 

[5t3IIa]

Does everyone like Mamma Mia

Another vote for Withnail and I, thinks it's a lot cleverer than it is, and it's lines being quoted at you is a pretty good indicator that you're in the presence of a braying twat.

You terrible cunt

 

[isitme]

la dolce vita - it's basically a film about the scenes from a porn film before they start shagging but you don't get any porn