I love watching Aussies lose. Sometimes they cry. Nothing's as good as England beating them at cricket, but seeing them getting a pasting at footie by the Krauts is a pleasant way to spend an afternoon.
If they keep getting reminded how inferior they are they'll be begging to rejoin the Empire.
First official dive= Germany
no, usa aren't anywhere near as shit as australia
I was just thinking similar - we'd really better win our groupengland second in their group, play germany and its goodnight vienna.