Detectorists Jailed over Viking Stash

[cupid_stunt]

I suspect the harsh jail terms are very much down to their lack of co-operation, courts tend to take a very dim view of such behaviour.

 

[Bahnhof Strasse]

I wish to make a statement:

For once I have no opinion either way in this whole affair.

 

[cupid_stunt]

I'll join you in not giving a flying fuck.

 

[agricola]

I noticed that. It sounds to me that George has sold it to some very nasty chaps who wouldn't take at all kindly to being grassed.

I doubt that very much (given the difficulty of disposing of these sorts of things). He has probably gone down the irony route and buried it, hoping to come back and dig it up later.

 

[Duncan2]

I doubt that very much (given the difficulty of disposing of these sorts of things). He has probably gone down the irony route and buried it, hoping to come back and dig it up later.

much,much later.

 

[Saul Goodman]

I doubt that very much (given the difficulty of disposing of these sorts of things).

Have you had a lot of experience?
I'd say it would be a piece of piss to find a buyer. Especially if you're a detectorist, you're bound to know people.

 

[tim]

These chaps are good at digging so in reality they'll be out within five years

 

[littlebabyjesus]

These chaps are good at digging so in reality they'll be out within five years

If they're true to form, they'll finish the tunnel and escape the day before their release date.

 

[tim]

Have you had a lot of experience?
I'd say it would be a piece of piss to find a buyer. Especially if you're a detectorist, you're bound to know people.

Clearly not the case in this instance.

 

[Spymaster]

If they're true to form, they'll finish the tunnel and escape the day before their release date.

 

[cupid_stunt]

Have you had a lot of experience?
I'd say it would be a piece of piss to find a buyer. Especially if you're a detectorist, you're bound to know people.

So, are you claiming experience in such matters?

 

[Artaxerxes]

Have you had a lot of experience?
I'd say it would be a piece of piss to find a buyer. Especially if you're a detectorist, you're bound to know people.

Melt it all down, pawn it off to Cash Convertors saying its your Grannys old Gold Nicknacks.

 

[Spymaster]

I doubt that very much (given the difficulty of disposing of these sorts of things). He has probably gone down the irony route and buried it, hoping to come back and dig it up later.

If any of them go anywhere near the gear ever again, they're the thickest cunts on the planet. That said, current form would suggest you could be right.

 

[Saul Goodman]

So, are you claiming experience in such matters?

I'm not a detectorist but if I was, I'm sure I'd know someone who knew someone. Like if I was a coke fiend and found a few bricks of bugle, I'm sure I'd be able to offload it.

 

[tim]

If they're true to form, they'll finish the tunnel and escape the day before their release date.

No doubt they've hidden the missing loot in the trunk of a hollow tree in the countryside. However, when they go to retrieve it they'll discover that in the interim the Corbyn government has developed the land for social housing and the tree, which has survived the development, is now in the yard of the local police station.

The Big Job (film) - Wikipedia

 

[cupid_stunt]

I'm not a detectorist but if I was, I'm sure I'd know someone who knew someone. Like if I was a coke fiend and found a few bricks of bugle, I'm sure I'd be able to offload it.

I've known detectorists, I doubt any of them 'knew someone who knew someone' for off-loading such stuff.

But, then I doubt any of them would consider faking suicide in-order to stay on benefits, unlike you.

 

[Proper Tidy]

Pontypridd is full of ancient artefact middle men and ne'er-do-wells tbf, loads of them down the malsters, they'd have had no problem

 

[Saul Goodman]

I've known detectorists, I doubt any of them 'knew someone who knew someone' for off-loading such stuff.

But, then I doubt any of them would consider faking suicide in-order to stay on benefits, unlike you.

What the fuck are you talking about?

 

[Pickman's model]

I've known detectorists, I doubt any of them 'knew someone who knew someone' for off-loading such stuff.

But, then I doubt any of them would consider faking suicide in-order to stay on benefits, unlike you.

I know someone who phoned up his creditors (banks and the like) pretending to be his brother and saying he was dead.

 

[Pickman's model]

What the fuck are you talking about?

Ask yourself: do you want to go down that rabbit hole?

 

[cupid_stunt]

What the fuck are you talking about?

Well, you did ask Dr_Herbz

OK, so you're determined not to work

 

[xenon]

Pontypridd is full of ancient artefact middle men and ne'er-do-wells tbf, loads of them down the malsters, they'd have had no problem

You can meet them in the Pick and Shovel.

 

[Saul Goodman]

I know someone who phoned up his creditors (banks and the like) pretending to be his brother and saying he was dead.

I know someone who tried to discredit a handyman and put him out of business, because the handyman was boning this cunt's mother and the cunt was scared he might get written out of the will.

Ask yourself: do you want to go down that rabbit hole?

I most definitely do.

 

[xenon]

Well, you did ask Dr_Herbz

OK, so you're determined not to work

I know you've got beef with Saul but this seems a bit out of order really.

 

[xenon]

Ah forget it, have not seen what's gone on re other thread.

 

[19force8]

If they'd given the find to the Greek government for safekeeping I'd have had some sympathy for them, but then this thread escalated and I'm all:

 

[Saul Goodman]

Well, you did ask Dr_Herbz

OK, so you're determined not to work

Have I done any of that?
You're a low-life scumbag. You're being a cunt because I said you were out of order for trying to put your mother's handyman out of business. I really hope she does change her will. I can certainly see why she'd want to.

 

[cupid_stunt]

Ah forget it, have not seen what's gone on re other thread.

If the cunt didn't keep quoting me, or poking his nose in on personal threads, I wouldn't need to respond to the cunt.

But, that's Saul, formally known as the perma-banned Dr_Herbz, he's a nasty piece of work, that shits on threads all over this place.

 

[Pickman's model]

Oh this will end well

 

[Pickman's model]

If the cunt didn't keep quoting me, or poking his nose in on personal threads, I wouldn't need to respond to the cunt.

But, that's Saul, formally known as the perma-banned Dr_Herbz, he's a nasty piece of work, that shits on threads all over this place.

Oh: formerly