Denmark v Netherlands (17:00 BST)

[Lord Camomile]

Attempt at irony. Clearly a fail.

Can be tricky on forums. Should be a smiley for it.

 

[friedaweed]

Good half that. Dutch may regret their squandered chances by the end of the game.
Agga to nod one in in the second half

 

[Smokeandsteam]

Good half that. Dutch may regret their squandered chances by the end of the game.
Agga to nod one in in the second half

Yeah, they had plenty. They've got good options on the bench though.

 

[extra dry]

Holland seam very laid back...they need a little more urgency

 

[Fez909]

Stevie G: "I think we can get further than the public think we can get further".

Love it!

 

[Lord Camomile]

Was 'arry tapping up Gerrard there...

 

[CyberRose]

They sound quite disappointed that there's been no racist chanting so far

Even highlighted the players to listen out for chanting when they're on the ball!

 

[CyberRose]

Time for Huntlaar I think!

 

[ruffneck23]

What is going on with Van Persie tonight....

 

[CyberRose]

I'm hoping for a shocking performance followed by a hat trick from the bench for Huntelaar just to fuck 90% of fantasy football teams up

 

[Smokeandsteam]

It should be 7-1 to Holland.

Van Persie having a shocker

 

[Lord Camomile]

I'm hoping for a shocking performance followed by a hat trick from the bench for Huntelaar just to fuck 90% of fantasy football teams up

 

[tar1984]

Plenty of time to get a goal and they're piling it on now.. surely they must score eventually

 

[ruffneck23]

Unless Denmark get the ball

 

[extra dry]

Both teams are kind going slow...no pressure and giving lots of space

 

[Voley]

Be fucking funny if Denmark win this.

 

[ruffneck23]

Looking more and more likely

 

[Lord Camomile]

Dear God...

 

[Balbi]

Putin had Kerzakhov disposed of, is Cruyff going to take RVP out the back and shoot him after this?

 

[Smokeandsteam]

Dutch subs at last.

A point is the minimum requirement in this group

 

[ruffneck23]

Someone's put oil on the Dutch boots methinks

 

[Fez909]

Wow

 

[tar1984]

Fucking donkeys

 

[Voley]

How did they miss that?

 

[Ted Striker]

scorching pass tho

 

[Maltin]

That was awful play acting by the goalie there to get the game stopped.

 

[Fez909]

This has to be a Denmark win now. The Dutch don't have it in them.

 

[Balbi]

I don't feel so bad about how donkeyish England will look. We're expected to be shit.

 

[ruffneck23]

There's being unlucky , then there's just being shite....

 

[Lord Camomile]

'keeper did well with the save, less so with the play-acting.