Darren Grimes - A Tufton Street Turd
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DaveCinzano
WATCH OUT, GEORGE, HE'S GOT A SCREWDRIVER!
WTF have the waterway nazis been up to?! 
existentialist
Tired and unemotional
The Victim Force is strong in this one. Verily, he is a Jedi knight of victimhood.
Raheem
Well-Known Member
It somehow looks like he's in a specially built small room.
Ted Striker
Foot's on the other hand
That's pretty brutal 
cupid_stunt
Chief seagull hater & farmerbarleymow's nemesis.
I thought it was odd that we had these rumours of him being sacked by GB News a few weeks ago, but he was back doing his show, then this latest round of rumours, but he was still on their schedule for this coming week.
Well, his twitter bio is back to saying he's a GBN presenter, and it looks like he was just trolling.
Well, his twitter bio is back to saying he's a GBN presenter, and it looks like he was just trolling.
existentialist
Tired and unemotional
I reckon that's more "being a twat" than "trolling". But I'm biased.
steveseagull
Well-Known Member
Don't know about trolling... more like noncing
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EXCLUSIVE: Darren Grimes ‘suspended’ from GB News over relationship with junior staffer’ - Politicalite
DARREN Grimes has been suspended from GB News over an alleged relationship with a colleague, Politicalite can exclusively reveal. A source familiar with the case told Politicalite: “He was sacked over an alleged relationship with a junior staffer who worked on his team.” He was also accused of...
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brogdale
Coming to terms with late onset Anarchism
That has the look of a lawyer's delightDon't know about trolling... more like noncing
EXCLUSIVE: Darren Grimes ‘suspended’ from GB News over relationship with junior staffer’ - Politicalite
DARREN Grimes has been suspended from GB News over an alleged relationship with a colleague, Politicalite can exclusively reveal. A source familiar with the case told Politicalite: “He was sacked over an alleged relationship with a junior staffer who worked on his team.” He was also accused of...
cupid_stunt
Chief seagull hater & farmerbarleymow's nemesis.
He's a twat anyway, here he has been a trolling twat.
Raheem
Well-Known Member
He doesn't seem to be trolling, he seems to under a workplace investigation.
cupid_stunt
Chief seagull hater & farmerbarleymow's nemesis.
There're rumours doing the rounds that he's going to be presenting a new Question Time type programme, that'll tour the country, called 'Public Exposure with Darren Grimes'.
It'll be sponsored by Kleenex.
It'll be sponsored by Kleenex.
Prompted by this thread, I've just completed my once in a blue moon check in with GBNews - coming up on the hour, Lawrence Fox will be discussing the Labour Party, Albanians, and transsexuals. Seriously. I couldn't even watch five minutes of that for a cheap laugh. Over to Channel 4 News for me.
DaveCinzano
WATCH OUT, GEORGE, HE'S GOT A SCREWDRIVER!
Popbitch dishes:
Hearing aid
The life of Grimes
Followers of the ongoing soap opera that is GB News might be wondering whatever came of that weird little plotline last week when the channel's Saturday Boy, Darren Grimes, appeared to get fired on Twitter one morning, only to then pull a Lazarus late afternoon and announce he'd be back on air as normal at the weekend.
What was going on there? Well, it seems Darren had been called into a misconduct hearing with the COO last Monday, which practically everybody in the company took as a sign that he was being handed his papers.
What they didn't bank on was Grimes having someone to fight his corner – but he had a representative in the hearing. A man no stranger to the attention of HR departments... Dan Wootton!
Hearing aid
The life of Grimes
Followers of the ongoing soap opera that is GB News might be wondering whatever came of that weird little plotline last week when the channel's Saturday Boy, Darren Grimes, appeared to get fired on Twitter one morning, only to then pull a Lazarus late afternoon and announce he'd be back on air as normal at the weekend.
What was going on there? Well, it seems Darren had been called into a misconduct hearing with the COO last Monday, which practically everybody in the company took as a sign that he was being handed his papers.
What they didn't bank on was Grimes having someone to fight his corner – but he had a representative in the hearing. A man no stranger to the attention of HR departments... Dan Wootton!
DaveCinzano
WATCH OUT, GEORGE, HE'S GOT A SCREWDRIVER!
Popbitch again:
The concern about 'protecting the onscreen talent' made me laugh. The person tasked with overseeing that will be staring into space all day every day.
Ming
I shot a man in Reno...
When i used to work for the Job Centre in Ealing Broadway I’d always deliberately have my morning shit at work on point of principle. I’d also make a point of having my morning wank at work (so they‘re paying for both right?). On hard working tax payers right?
I reckon Grimes has racked up quite a bill with his crafty wanking. Hardly fiscally responsible.
I’d have one wank a day at the tax payers expense on about GBP12K salary.
Now let’s say it takes me three minutes to crack one off at work each day over a year working a five day week.
That’s 15 minutes a week times 52 (ball park depending on time spent on activity). On 37.5hrs a week average.
Hourly rate about GBP6.15. Ballpark.
I keep using ‘ballpark’ deliberately BTW.
I think Darren Grimes (as i have now accepted 55 Tufton Street is a hive of scum and villainy and ineptitude) that he masturbates at work a lot more than i do. It’s not an evidence based opinion. Just a feeling. He wanks a lot. I reckon 10 a day. That means he costs the tax payer GBP112 over the year on my old pay rate because of his Onanistic compulsions. Obviously there are variables.
Might need to get #kabbes in on this one.
ed: can’t work out the cost of D.Grimes masturbation habits or mine.
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Dom Traynor
Tino Pai
Wanker
Ming
I shot a man in Reno...
I don’t think we should trivialize these matters. Grimes’ is spaffing our hard earned tax money up the wall.
Dom Traynor
Tino Pai
I didn't realise tax payers were funding GBN?
cupid_stunt
Chief seagull hater & farmerbarleymow's nemesis.
Pull the bloody other one?
Has he got two cocks?
bluescreen
tofu eating wokerati
Pull the bloody other one?
Has he got two cocks?
He must be the only person apart from Baker himself who doesn't agree with KGM
Ming
I shot a man in Reno...
I was just creating a sensationalist headline. I could make millions from this shit.
Zapp Brannigan
Built like a steakhouse, handles like a bistro
Pull the bloody other one?
Has he got two cocks?
"I think Steve Baker is a cunt"
=
"I hate the UK"
Logic, Darren Grimes style.
pinkmonkey
2.4 hour party person
TBF they ARE waterway nazis, spent a morning on the phone last week with the Bargee Travellers Association trying to find someone to go and be with a severely mentally ill man whilst he spoke to his lawyers, he’s at risk of having his home taken off him again, for not cruising far enough. We are monitored by the CRT, if they think you’re not cruising far enough they can take your boat/home off you. They then sell it, deduct their court and towing costs and then send you a cheque. Also did you know that Michael Fabricant is the MP who represents the waterways, lucky us. Might explain the Who To Follow National Bargee Travellers Association – Representing the interests of all itinerant live-aboard boat dwellers
DaveCinzano
WATCH OUT, GEORGE, HE'S GOT A SCREWDRIVER!
Latest Popbitchiness:
Grimes up
Cleesing into position
Sounds like Darren Grimes' luck at GB News has finally run out. After managing to pull off a Lazarus-style revival a few weeks back – relaunching himself when everyone thought he had been let go - his show is now being eased onto the off-ramp.
It's nothing to do with complaints about his workplace conduct; it's because of his viewer numbers.
Plus, bosses needed to free up some space on the schedule for John Cleese starting in the new year.
Grimes up
Cleesing into position
Sounds like Darren Grimes' luck at GB News has finally run out. After managing to pull off a Lazarus-style revival a few weeks back – relaunching himself when everyone thought he had been let go - his show is now being eased onto the off-ramp.
It's nothing to do with complaints about his workplace conduct; it's because of his viewer numbers.
Plus, bosses needed to free up some space on the schedule for John Cleese starting in the new year.
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