Darren Grimes - A Tufton Street Turd

[cyberpink]

This is a key free speech battleground. Not one step back.

Thank-you. Somebody said it.

 

[Yossarian]

It might do him good to just take a break from social media and spend a few days away from it all at a small farm in Scotland or somewhere.

#croftywank

 

[Athos]

It might do him good to just take a break from social media and spend a few days away from it all at a small farm in Scotland or somewhere.

#croftywank

He'd get even more isolation on some sort of rudimentary boat.

#raftywank

 

[maomao]

I once spent a year nine (or third year seniors as we called it then) maths lesson with a boner that just wouldn't go away. It was one of those that the harder you push down the harder it pushes back and was scared that a) I would rip my trousers and b) everyone would think I was wanking over the teacher (who I only have a vague impression of but know that I didn't like).

 

[tim]

It might do him good to just take a break from social media and spend a few days away from it all at a small farm in Scotland or somewhere.

#croftywank

(((Shetland ponies)))

 

[Athos]

I once spent a year nine (or third year seniors as we called it then) maths lesson with a boner that just wouldn't go away. It was one of those that the harder you push down the harder it pushes back and was scared that a) I would rip my trousers and b) everyone would think I was wanking over the teacher (who I only have a vague impression of but know that I didn't like).

She was 2x and you wanted to integrate her from 10 to 13?

 

[maomao]

She was 2x and you wanted to integrate her from 10 to 13?

I have t a clue what that means which probably means that was the lesson where it for covered.

 

[andysays]

It might do him good to just take a break from social media and spend a few days away from it all at a small farm in Scotland or somewhere.

#croftywank

If we're going down this road, I should probably mention the time I thought I was the only survivor of a ship wreck and was caught knocking one out on an improvised structure I'd made out of floating debris.

 

[Athos]

I have t a clue what that means which probably means that was the lesson where it for covered.

You didn't miss much; was a lame calculus sex joke.

https://www.snapxam.com/problems/109063401/formulas

 

[existentialist]

It might do him good to just take a break from social media and spend a few days away from it all at a small farm in Scotland or somewhere.

#croftywank

So long as it isn't hot, and he doesn't do nude sunbathing #crispywank

 

[tim]

So long as it isn't hot, and he doesn't do nude sunbathing #crispywank

I do miss Findus Crispy wankcakes.

 

[DaveCinzano]

I do miss Findus Crispy wankcakes.

Mmmm molten hot strings of cheese everywhere

 

[a_chap]

That's not cheese...

 

[RedRedRose]

 

[imposs1904]

Should have been Computer Love . . . if he's having a crafty wank.

 

[DaveCinzano]

Mmmm molten hot strings of cheese everywhere

Pretty sure Stewart Home is writing a trilogy of novels about Grimewave's #finduscrispywank as we speak. Should be finished by the end of the week, out in shops next week.

 

[imposs1904]

Pretty sure Stewart Home is writing a trilogy of novels about Grimewave's #finduscrispywank as we speak. Should be finished by the end of the week, out in shops next week.

Grimes and Bordiga in the same novel. Looking forward to it already.

 

[cyberpink]

I know Grimes is a vile individual and I could punch his smug face in, but I can't help feeling a bit hmmmm about the crafty wank now I've read quite a lot of the comments.
He's a cunt for sure, but this has got to affect even the most loathsome persons MH . He could accuse of me being one of those sensitive woke types so I'm grappling with this one .

No. No no no. The right have been spreading nasty rumours and lies and enjoying the traction they get, to the detriment of millions (Brexit anyone?)
Now the shoe is on the other foot, and even if Grimes had a full breakdown over this it would still be funny. And deserved.

 

[two sheds]

Should have been Computer Love . . . if he's having a crafty wank.

I was surprised the arrow downwards marked 'synth' wasn't downwards marked 'organ'.

 

[Dom Traynor]

It might do him good to just take a break from social media and spend a few days away from it all at a small farm in Scotland or somewhere.

#croftywank

Do it out in rhe open and have a #draftywank

 

[DaveCinzano]

Getting the horn for Maghrebi regime change and having a #gaddafiwank

 

[NoXion]

Taking a long soak and sudsing up the water, a nice #BathyWank

 

[brogdale]

tbh I think there's a degree of dissonance between the alleged context of the onanism and the descriptor "crafty".

 

[hitmouse]

People just referring to this dick by his last name is throwing me off, I keep thinking "oh, what's X Æ A-XII's ma up to now?"

 

[DaveCinzano]

This whole episode reminds me of an NME interview in which his bandmates made the claim that in his schooldays the drummer of South Waleian power trio 60 Ft Dolls had similarly had une oinque dans la salle de classe, but then scoffed his handful of testicular tadpoles (presumably for evidence-suppression purposes).

I met him once and he seemed very nice, and at no point did he inappropriately agitate his tumescence to the point of eruption, and nor did he overspend on any contentious political campaign issues in an obfuscatory fashion - at least not in my presence.

But then I guess different strokes for different folks

 

[killer b]

but then scoffed his handful of testicular tadpoles

this is a common end to the wanking in class story

 

[tim]

Blotting paper did have its uses

 

[Puddy_Tat]

 

[ruffneck23]

 

[brogdale]

'Scratch' wins the thread with this reply:



Good enough to be an Urb