Dark days indeed: Irn Bru shortage!

[andysays]

Rust. Hence the orange colour.

Sweet, fizzy rust.

What's not to like?

 

[Ax^]

All Barr's drinks are good drinks, imo.

Cream soda can fuck off

saying that if i could get this in the united kingdom i would have fewer teeth

 

[Saul Goodman]

You're just jealous because the nearest thing to a national drink you've got is dandelion and burdock.

Ahem...

 

[Ax^]

ahem*

soft drinks, it is red lemonade or club orange

can you imaging the collapse in irish society if both vanished

 

[The39thStep]

Is that Graeme Souness? Can't say I know much about him, apart from Rangers.

Famous for kicking off with another parent at his sons football game in Stockport .

 

[two sheds]

Cream soda can fuck off

Used to love Strawberry cream soda

 

[Riklet]

what the heck are people gonna have for lunch with their mealdeals??

...juice?!

 

[Ax^]

Used to love Strawberry cream soda

maybe it like why i have a comfort reaction to tk red lemonade i was under ten last time i had it

 

[High Voltage]

Never been the same since it went all "lite" and a load of sugar was taken out of it

Made coca cola look like a health drink

 

[DaveCinzano]

Cream soda can fuck off

Whoa whoa whoa tiger!

Ice cream floats

 

[weltweit]

Yesterday we had too much carbon dioxide, now we don't have enough ..

Couldn't make it up.

 

[Ax^]

seeming as my folks used to have an ice cream van in ireland


not sure if that counts

 

[Ax^]

Yesterday we had too much carbon dioxide, now we don't have enough ..

Couldn't make it up.

have they tried tapping into GB news supply


Farage could save the country

 

[Saul Goodman]

Whoa whoa whoa tiger!

Ice cream floats

Milk floats.

 

[danny la rouge]

what the heck are people gonna have for lunch with their mealdeals??

...juice?!

That post doesn’t make sense in Scotland.

 

[DaveCinzano]

Milk floats.

Suspiciously light cash floats

 

[hitmouse]

Ahem...

Thinking about it, if someone offered me a bottle of Irn-Bru or a bottle of dandelion & burdock, or indeed a bottle of delicious refreshing cream soda, I would be proper torn, would probably go with one of the latter two but it'd be hard to choose. But if I had to choose between trying to endure a pint of Guinness or getting to enjoy a lovely pint of glorious Tennents, it'd be no contest.

what the heck are people gonna have for lunch with their mealdeals??

...juice?!

Doesn't juice already mean Irn-Bru up there? (eta beaten to it)

 

[danny la rouge]

Doesn't juice already mean Irn-Bru up there? (eta beaten to it)

Soft drinks are juice.

 

[Saul Goodman]

But if I had to choose between trying to endure a pint of Guinness or getting to enjoy a lovely pint of glorious Tennents, it'd be no contest.

Trampagne.

 

[hitmouse]

Imagine sitting in the glorious Scottish sunshine, this in one hand:

and this in the other:

It'd be a dream.

 

[Raheem]

Imagine sitting in the glorious Scottish sunshine, this in one hand:

and this in the other:

It'd be a dream.

If the sun's shining in Scotland, it's got to be.

 

[farmerbarleymow]

You're just jealous because the nearest thing to a national drink you've got is dandelion and burdock.

I've always liked Irn Bru, but haven't touched it since they added filthy sweeteners to it. Anyway, no matter how nice Irn Bru is, Dandelion & Burdock is objectively better and nicer.

 

[Saul Goodman]

I've always liked Irn Bru, but haven't touched it since they added filthy sweeteners to it. Anyway, no matter how nice Irn Bru is, Dandelion & Burdock is objectively better and nicer.

Dandelion & Burdock is much nicer. But then again, piss is probably nicer.

 

[Ax^]

Soft drinks are juice.

the right word is minerals

 

[Saul Goodman]

the right word is minerals

Pop.

 

[equationgirl]

What are the ingredients before I'll drink it though. Eh? Eh? You tell me that.

Sugar and girders. Obviously.

 

[equationgirl]

Yesterday we had too much carbon dioxide, now we don't have enough ..

Couldn't make it up.

It's the wrong kind of CO2, it's dirty stuff not nice high purity food grade.

 

[equationgirl]

DO YOU WANT TO GET BANNED AFF THIS THREAD AN' A?????

I've always liked Irn Bru, but haven't touched it since they added filthy sweeteners to it. Anyway, no matter how nice Irn Bru is, Dandelion & Burdock is objectively better and nicer.

 

[two sheds]

I (think I've) found a lump of tin in my garden not sure - doesn't look like slag so I'm going to check the density using good old Archimedes

 

[farmerbarleymow]

DO YOU WANT TO GET BANNED AFF THIS THREAD AN' A?????

You know I'm right though - D & B is the best pop by far. Always has been and always will be.