Ah well, in that case maybe one of the kid-hell places in herne hill, the florence or the prince regent. the white horse is a decent pub and thankfully ive never seen kids in there.
Just cause I'm a parent doesn't mean I like the parent ghetto. Besides the florence and the regent both do shit food. I never liked the White Horse much anyway before I had children. My fondest memory of it was having my friend told by the dj to stop dancing because he was making the records jump even though we were the only people showing some appreciation for his records.