Coronavirus meme/panic/fear mongering general thread

[belboid]

Oh if that's the one with spinach in it, I love that stuff. Taglietelle with a fairly light cheese sauce, OMG, I want some now. I have a bag of 'tricolore' spaghetti, that might have to do. Not tonight though, I'm defrosting beef for a chilli.

it does have spinach in (which will be why its green) but it has something else as well. Which tastes like mud that was caked on the spinach.

 

[dessiato]

mrsb has just got into some green (as in the colour) pasta. It tastes like its still got bits of earth stuck in it.

That's ever so easy to make. You literally just add spinach to flour and blitz the chap out of it till it's a dough. Then former it into green bean shapes.

This is the recipe I most often use.

Spinach pici pasta | Jamie Oliver recipes

Jamie Oliver's spinach pici pasta is not only delicious, but full of veg. If you've never made homemade pasta before, this is the perfect recipe to try. Also, if you skip the Parmesan cheese, it's vegan, too – winner!

www.jamieoliver.com

 

[chilango]

Finally got my Government text. Google didn't like it.

 

[keybored]

Given a couple of lines of the lyrics in that song; what the fuck were they thinking?

 

[two sheds]

That's ever so easy to make. You literally just add spinach to flour and blitz the chap out of it till it's a dough. Then former it into green bean shapes.

and add little bits of earth

 

[cupid_stunt]

Finally got my Government text.

Me too.

I was starting to think they left me out on purpose, so I would break the rules & go out, allowing them to shoot me.

 

[cupid_stunt]

 

[cupid_stunt]

 

[xes]

Finally got my Government text. Google didn't like it.

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I got one too, a text telling me to stay indoors with a link telling me that I can go outdoors.

 

[Marty1]

 

[Sprocket.]

 

[cupid_stunt]

^^^ Not on the rooftops around here, the bastards are now nesting & waking me up before daybreak, the cunts.

 

[MrSki]

 

[xes]

 

[MrSki]

 

[crossthebreeze]

 

[smmudge]

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But what if covid 19 IS THE ALIEN INVASION???

 

[MrSki]

 

[MrSki]

 

[ruffneck23]

 

[MrSki]

 

[editor]

 

[editor]

Damn. so many fake stories

Nat Geo: Those Viral Animal Photos You've Been Seeing on Twitter are Fake

Over the past few weeks, as people the world over were asked (or ordered) to stay home and isolate, you probably saw more than a few viral photos of

petapixel.com

 

[two sheds]

(((drunk elephants)))

 

[Proper Tidy]

Wait there, did people actually believe dolphins were bopping round by st marks square and putin put an army of lions out on the streets, I thought they were just shit memes from the start

 

[Marty1]

 

[pesh]

 

[A380]

Best thing today.

 

[dessiato]

 

[Yossarian]