Zapp Brannigan
Built like a steakhouse, handles like a bistro
Didn't even say the word university. Mealy mouthed, half arsed scarecrow impersonator in an ill fitting suit.
Coronavirus in the UK - news, lockdown and discussion
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Bahnhof Strasse
Met up with Hannah Courtoy a week next Tuesday
C4 has Hunt warbling on now, but before it started they had a kickboxing 49 year old woman who was in intensive care with it, as was her mum, mum never made it and 49 year old’s lungs are wrecked and she had to watch her mum’s funeral on a screen in a hospital room on her own, made me want to cry, then we get a minimum six weeks minimum no school/lockdown, fucks sakes.
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elbows
Well-Known Member
Like a bird he'll watch the wind and listen for the sound
Which says he has the wind he needs to make the sails go round.
Zapp Brannigan
Built like a steakhouse, handles like a bistro
Jinx
He said colleges. I think that to him - Johnson, Balliol College, Oxford - that means the same thing.
Puddy_Tat
naturally fluffy
massive cunt alert level 4
as in pubs not going off-sales, or is all booze sales in shops banned?
no, they will only do that the day after the students all get back to university for the new term...
danny la rouge
More like *fanny* la rouge!
You might ask why we had schools open today. Well, hands up, gov, we’ve got a total reddie about that.
spitfire
Walty McWaltface
I asked him for that to help me with doing dry January.
If it's the same rules as before I think that is just for pubs? Offies and supermarkets will probably still be allowed to sell booze, (although it probably wouldn't do me any harm if they stopped...
Also trying for dry January).Round my way some of the pubs have been absolutely taking the piss with loads of people hanging around outside with "takeaways". I would reluctantly support it but not seen anything from a proper source yet.
Supine
Newt Member
massive cunt alert level 4
as in pubs not going off-sales, or is all booze sales in shops banned?
no, they will only do that the day after the students all get back to university for the new term...
You can still buy booze in shops. Thank fuck.
Luckily we can all still employ our nannies and cleaners to work in our houses!
Graun is reporting that universities stay online except for a small number of what they refer to as 'critical courses' - medical, mainly - which require f2f.
If it's the same rules as before I think that is just for pubs? Offies and supermarkets will probably still be allowed to sell booze, (although it probably wouldn't do me any harm if they stopped...
Round my way some of the pubs have been absolutely taking the piss with loads of people hanging around outside with "takeaways". I would reluctantly support it but not seen anything from a proper source yet.
Looks like it, yes: shops can still sell booze but pubs can't do takeout.
agricola
a genuine importer of owls
If it's the same rules as before I think that is just for pubs? Offies and supermarkets will probably still be allowed to sell booze, (although it probably wouldn't do me any harm if they stopped...
Round my way some of the pubs have been absolutely taking the piss with loads of people hanging around outside with "takeaways". I would reluctantly support it but not seen anything from a proper source yet.
That is my experience too, though it should also be said that they've had about 5% of the help they need and so probably (correctly) think they've got no option.
I've never had any particular aspirations to be a teacher, even though I have very fond memories of some of mine. But by Jesus, I'm glad I'm not one now.
They've had a dose of shite throughout all of this. Never mind being in classrooms with gaggles of infective vectors, they spent their Christmas holidays figuring out how the fucking hell they were to do all of this mass testing Johnson and Williamson wanted, only to go back in for one single day, then to be told they were remote teaching as from tomorrow. They'd better all get a big fat pay rise at the end of this. Edit - but I bet they won't.
Kudos to any teachers on here. You're a better man/woman than me.
They've had a dose of shite throughout all of this. Never mind being in classrooms with gaggles of infective vectors, they spent their Christmas holidays figuring out how the fucking hell they were to do all of this mass testing Johnson and Williamson wanted, only to go back in for one single day, then to be told they were remote teaching as from tomorrow. They'd better all get a big fat pay rise at the end of this. Edit - but I bet they won't.
Kudos to any teachers on here. You're a better man/woman than me.
cupid_stunt
Chief seagull hater & farmerbarleymow's nemesis.
Full details of lockdown published -
www.gov.uk
Living safely with respiratory infections, including COVID-19
Guidance for living safely with respiratory infections, including coronavirus (COVID-19).
Puddy_Tat
naturally fluffy
two sheds
Least noticed poster 2007
Full details of lockdown published -
Living safely with respiratory infections, including COVID-19
Guidance for living safely with respiratory infections, including coronavirus (COVID-19).
Seems to say I can only walk the dog once a day. Not too important but would be nice to know.
LDC
On est tous des pangolins
Yeah, back to only out once a day for exercise locally I think.
Supine
Newt Member
Good plan. A friend of mine is suffering very badly at the moment having caught it from his toddler. Schools are safe was always bollocks.
Miss-Shelf
I'll meet you further on up the road
your 9 year old is a better leader than Johnson [low bar admittedly ]
ruffneck23
front left
spitfire
Walty McWaltface
I do sympathise, my local has been one of the worst but they attract a younger crowd who think they are invincible and it's tucked away down the arches so they are off the beaten track.
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