Colonoscopy - Toilet status: those updates you need to know

[editor]

I'm sat at home all day/night and thought I may as well share the moment.

So, tomorrow morning I have to go to hospital for a check up that necessitates a, err, clearing of the decks beforehand. I can't eat till after the check up (noon tomorrow) and I had my first sachet of CitraFleet 45 mins ago.

Things are a-bubbling 'down there' quietly but it doesn't feel like I'm sat on a volcano yet. Anyone with experience of these things have an idea when I may have to race to the loo?

*Please note there will be no graphic images here. I'm just tryig to make light of what is quite literally a shitty day.

 

[Pickman's model]

you still have time to get your reading material ready

 

[editor]

you still have time to get your reading material ready

Already ready, placed next to the throne. It's a strange feeling, waiting for an unnatural evacuation to start up.

 

[Pickman's model]

Already ready, placed next to the throne. It's a strange feeling, waiting for an unnatural evacuation to start up.

you'll be ok, it's just a drag

 

[joustmaster]

Try the age old "these pills are shit, I'm going to double drop".

Then realise you've made a huge mistake

Good luck at the hospital tomorrow

 

[TopCat]

Hope you are ok.

 

[Nanker Phelge]

 

[krtek a houby]

Stay solid, editor

 

[gentlegreen]

Stay solid, editor

Well hopefully NOT.

 

[gentlegreen]

I found it an interesting experience.
I far preferred it to the second time when it was a DIY enema.

 

[dessiato]

Good luck tomorrow. And today.

 

[editor]

If I was a single release, I'd be bubbling under but with an increasing chance of a smash hit.

 

[Athos]

If I was a single release, I'd be bubbling under but with an increasing chance of a smash hit.

12"?

 

[marty21]

If I was a single release, I'd be bubbling under but with an increasing chance of a smash hit.

straight in at number two?

 

[editor]

straight in at number two?

I hope so although it may be a remix.

 

[fishfinger]

You'll soon be on Top of the Plops.

 

[JimW]

Coffee and a fag.

 

[MickiQ]

I'm sat at home all day/night and thought I may as well share the moment.

So, tomorrow morning I have to go to hospital for a check up that necessitates a, err, clearing of the decks beforehand. I can't eat till after the check up (noon tomorrow) and I had my first sachet of CitraFleet 45 mins ago.

Things are a-bubbling 'down there' quietly but it doesn't feel like I'm sat on a volcano yet. Anyone with experience of these things have an idea when I may have to race to the loo?

*Please note there will be no graphic images here. I'm just tryig to make light of what is quite literally a shitty day.

it's been a few years since I had to do it but if I remember right, Up to about 90 mins top, but once it starts it won't stop all day, I stopped eating on the Sunday night then took the stuff Monday morning, I went about 15 times on the Monday though by about the 3rd or 4th time you're just passing dirty water (but you can't stop it coming) Once youve been flushed though it's over and I didn't wake up Monday night needing to go before I went the hospital on the Tuesday.

 

[danny la rouge]

Been there Ed, it’s woeful. Keep smiling.

 

[editor]

I'M GOING IN!

 

[editor]

I was expecting a watery, high-powered geyser but it was more like a normal poo. I guess the fun is yet to start.

 

[editor]

I spoke too soon.

 

[skyscraper101]

Just in time for my afternoon read of urban while eating lunch.

 

[Pickman's model]

 

[Pickman's model]

Just in time for my afternoon read of urban while eating lunch.

that'll learn you to have a late dinner

 

[JuanTwoThree]

straight in at number two?

Making a splash, with a bullet.

 

[Pickman's model]

 

[isvicthere?]

If I was a single release, I'd be bubbling under but with an increasing chance of a smash hit.

Extended play? 18 with a bullet?

 

[Calamity1971]

 

[dessiato]

How much does it weigh?

This question still needs answering.