Closing Ceremony/Handover to L.A. 2028

[skyscraper101]

Didn’t we have Russell Brand dressed as Willy Wonka murdering a Beatles song by this point? I’d almost rather have that.

 

[T & P]

Right, recording the reminder and catching up later/ tomorrow. Laters.

 

[brogdale]

All the balaclavas & grey trackies is very on point

 

[Aaronf]

Are a load of men in white gimp suits taking off with the olympic rings? Someone in that big orchestra needs to stop them!

 

[Lord Camomile]

Presumably they are going to bring the Olympics rings together and they will all strip off to reveal the colours?

I honestly don't think we can presume anything at this stage.

 

[quimcunx]

Just saw one of them try to subtly adjust his balls just as the camera was on him. That was ok I guess.

 

[Wookey]

Well, the rings and the spangly man and the upside down piano and the music, is all I've seen, and that's plenty! Who are the mummies? Who knows?

Another four years, and I can ignore it all again.

 

[magneze]

It took us ages to work out that Vertical Piano Man is a jellyfish.

Now we just need to work out why there's a big fucking jellyfish.

How did you work it out?

 

[Wookey]

Didn’t we have Russell Brand dressed as Willy Wonka murdering a Beatles song by this point? I’d almost rather have that.

Ew, don't be so explicit, you can allude to what happened without actual words you know.

 

[Dr. Furface]

Impressive handstand

 

[moomoo]

This is utter bobbins.

I didn’t even realise that was the world map in the middle. I thought it was a spaceship.

 

[A380]

So, which one is Snoop Dog again?

 

[Lord Camomile]

Seriously, you have the likes of Daft Punk and Jean Michelle Jarre in your national discography, and we've had 10 minutes of those "slowed down 10000 times" tracks that were popular a few years back

 

[A380]

That can’t be it? Surely?

 

[Wookey]

Seriously, you have the likes of Daft Punk and Jean Michelle Jarre in your national discography, and we've had 10 minutes of those "slowed down 10000 times" tracks that were popular a few years back

Maybe there is time yet??

 

[A380]

This is right up there with French pop music.

 

[Dr. Furface]

That can’t be it? Surely?

How much more do you fucking want?!

 

[Lord Camomile]

Bit rich to talk of "power" after the most listless piece imaginable.

 

[Lord Camomile]

How much more do you fucking want?!

Just un petit filou.

 

[skyscraper101]

We haven’t had the LA but yet. That’s mainly what I’m waiting for.

 

[Lord Camomile]

Well, this must be really enjoyable for any of the athletes featured who happen to be in the stadium right now.

"Here's you failing, set to the sound of dread and doom"

 

[Lord Camomile]

"Hey, remember when you fucked up your lifelong dream? Let's watch that again with the whole world"

 

[A380]

Oh great , a French band.

 

[Boo Radley75]

Interesting, one of the highlights for France was a steeplechaser, who is still in hospital, getting knocked stone cold out. Yep, let's just show that again.

 

[Lord Camomile]

Oh great , a French band.

Who have heard Born Slippy, by the sounds of it.

 

[skyscraper101]

Phoenix. Yes.

 

[quiet guy]

Just un petit filou.

Isn't that a yoghurt?

 

[Lord Camomile]

Oh, and The Strokes.

 

[Lord Camomile]

Isn't that a yoghurt?

Play it cool, Rodders, play it cool...

 

[brogdale]

Well this is piss poor