clash of the titans: columbo vs quincy

[DaveCinzano]

colours to the mast, cards on the table, make your mind up time...

columbo class warrior and smiter of rich bastards; hates guns; loves chilli; steady with mrs c

quincy whining, shouting liberal; copper's nark; lecherous bastard

 

[marty21]

quincy had a nice boat

 

[Sunspots]

Quincy woz a tosser.

Columbo is the don.

 

[Belushi]

Quincy. Columbo looks like a nonce

 

[marty21]

quincy copper's nark

he worked for the medical examiners office, he worked with the police, that fat grey haired fellah...

 

[Sunspots]

Quincy. Columbo looks like a nonce

Columbo looks damaged. -That's why he's cool.

Quincy got a god-complex, baby.

 

[neilh]

not exactly an unbiased poll what wi the smilies and that.

 

[marty21]

not exactly an unbiased poll what wi the smilies and that.

quincy's winning though

 

[Sunspots]

not exactly an unbiased poll what wi the smilies and that.

To be fair though, krs fucked up the spelling on his obvious preference.

 

[rutabowa]

i love Columbo and his crumpled face.

 

[Lava]

Columbo by a mile. To quote Mark from Peep Show:
"Good old Columbo, only one tactic mind you, but shits on Quincy."

Quincy was a self-righteous wanker.
I reckon that's why no one ever believed his theories even though he had a 100% track record.

 

[redsquirrel]

Yeah Quincy was a right dick head. Though the theme to Quincy was better.

And both fuck all over that right wing shit Ironside.

 

[peppery]

Yeah Quincy was a right dick head. Though the theme to Quincy was better.

And both fuck all over that right wing shit Ironside.

But Ironside did have a Black guy and a woman in it. But he was only there to push the wheelchair and I don't know what the woman did

 

[redsquirrel]

But Ironside did have a Black guy and a woman in it. But he was only there to push the wheelchair and I don't know what the woman did

Get rescued by the white guy (Ken?).

 

[DaveCinzano]

To be fair though, krs fucked up the spelling on his obvious preference.

 

[g force]

Quincy was also dressed by Botnay 500 and that says a lot

 

[Moggy]

Columbo

"Eeerrr just one more question..."

 

[Sunspots]

C'mon, only the dude in Diagnosis Murder could've failed to miss that spelling...

 

[Bonfirelight]

colombo owns.
if i was a copper i'd always throw loads of circumstantial evidence at my suspect and watch as they confess everything.

 

[jugularvein]

i liked Quincy before it became a soap-box for moral problems of the time

it was bloomin fab and then bloomin awful.

part of script - 'yes Dr. Quincy, drugs do make teenagers more likely to kill themselves, we have to try and stop it'

'Janie, the problem is too big for us. we can't do it alone.'

'but we can try'

'yes. we can try'

i made that up but it became really bad

 

[Doomsy]

Where's the 'too close to call' option?

 

[Wolfie]

Rockford

 

[Sunspots]

Rockford

The King of Kings.

 

[Doomsy]

I really can't decide...

I mean, Columbo had Shatner as a villain...

But Quincy was on Diagnosis Murder...

So they're even tied on bonus points

 

[g force]

And you're also forgetting the oft-underrated Petrocelli stasring cooler-than-cool Barry Newman

 

[Nine Bob Note]

Both Ironside and Dr Sloan could wipe the floor with the pair of them

 

[DaveCinzano]

this is strictly a two-horse race, you donkeys

 

[Nine Bob Note]

I'd leave the TV polls to me, in future

 

[DaveCinzano]

in your [wet] dreams, pal

asinus es

 

[Nine Bob Note]

Is that Latin? I plan to take it up, soon; then I'll outclass you at that, too