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Bungle is a bellend, an epic, ginormous, humongous bellend, but I wouldn't want him to leave or get banned, at least not yet anyway :)
 
twentythreedom said:
Bungle is a bellend, an epic, ginormous, humongous bellend, but I wouldn't want him to leave or get banned, at least not yet anyway :)
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I would, fuck him, I clocked him as a shitbag a year ago and he's never failed to live down to my expectations since. Not interested in 'oh the pack etc' handwringing. He's a fucknut and I don't care if he stays or goes but he's still a fucknut
 
Wow, only up to a couple of days ago I thought this thread was a minor event compared with the Credentialsgeddon thread, but it has grown to equal it in greatness

As a tribute I shall post a semi-topical image

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Agent Sparrow said:
20 pages for a thread in transport??

Summary? (please :))
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As far as I can see you have to declare your gender in the other thread before your thoughts can be realistically considered on this issue here. There is also a requirement for you to undergo a buggy safety test and know the difference between an underground and an overground train before bungle will reply to your posts. You will be wrong anyway so thick skin is required.

I think that's the gist of it but I was a pit bished when I read it last night.:hmm:

In short save yourself the bovva ;) and just read the next 20 pages as people post up their credentials. Orang Utan s are the ones to look out for coz they is well funny ;)
 
existentialist said:
Well, TBF, I've been pretty smartly called to account, and I'm at least 95% male...
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This is the last I will say on the matter.
But, we were talking about how weltweit called us out.
Am I right in thinking you just started the conversation with him (not the other way around) about this stuff yourself? Yes he said that there were plenty of people butting the boot in but...
Fair enough if I am wrong. I am losing the plot a bit here.
 
Agent Sparrow said:
20 pages for a thread in transport??

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About a hundred years ago, a child in its pushchair was blown onto the tube line. This fact can now be forgotten as it is merely a catalyst for the subsequent postings. Bungle answers (it is after all a transport thread) because of a slip of the tongue and the manner in which he replied, Toggle cried sexism and a few others started to reply in various manners. As he is trying to fend off this first wave (still in Bungle fashion) he makes another slip regarding the percentage of male and female online (or something) More posters pile in and the replies become much more, well, everything, funny, abusive, sarcastic etc., etc. Toggle cries sexism.

By this time the child had been run over by a tube train and was being scraped off the tracks.

Then came yet another twist in this getting to be epic fuck up. The gender of Toggle was mistaken (or something) cue silence, pin drop, tumbleweed etc. Now the floodgates were open and it is open season on Bungle.

Toggle of course etc. etc.

He is trying to fend off dozens of posters coming at him from all three fronts. The struggle is long and brutal. No sooner is he down on one front but pops up on another. He is fighting on all three fronts against tens of posters. No man can stand this for long. He does his best, but as with all internet contrarians he is eventually trolled to meltdown. There are a few half hearted attempts to goad him into a further frenzy (DoggyQ) but to no avail. Toggle cries sexism but his/her heart isn’t really in it. The thread is still limping along but without any of the vitriol of the glory days.

The remains of the kid were buried a few days ago.

This is a true and faithful account of the thread.
 
alan_ said:
About a hundred years ago, a child in its pushchair was blown onto the tube line. This fact can now be forgotten as it is merely a catalyst for the subsequent postings. Bungle answers (it is after all a transport thread) because of a slip of the tongue and the manner in which he replied, Toggle cried sexism and a few others started to reply in various manners. As he is trying to fend off this first wave (still in Bungle fashion) he makes another slip regarding the percentage of male and female online (or something) More posters pile in and the replies become much more, well, everything, funny, abusive, sarcastic etc., etc. Toggle cries sexism.

By this time the child had been run over by a tube train and was being scraped off the tracks.

Then came yet another twist in this getting to be epic fuck up. The gender of Toggle was mistaken (or something) cue silence, pin drop, tumbleweed etc. Now the floodgates were open and it is open season on Bungle.

Toggle of course etc. etc.

He is trying to fend off dozens of posters coming at him from all three fronts. The struggle is long and brutal. No sooner is he down on one front but pops up on another. He is fighting on all three fronts against tens of posters. No man can stand this for long. He does his best, but as with all internet contrarians he is eventually trolled to meltdown. There are a few half hearted attempts to goad him into a further frenzy (DoggyQ) but to no avail. Toggle cries sexism but his/her heart isn’t really in it. The thread is still limping along but without any of the vitriol of the glory days.

The remains of the kid were buried a few days ago.

This is a true and faithful account of the thread.
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A stunning summery there alan.

You did miss the comedy gold of Bungle defending accusations of sexism by calling a woman a bitch. The guy's a legend.
 
alan_ said:
About a hundred years ago, a child in its pushchair was blown onto the tube line. This fact can now be forgotten as it is merely a catalyst for the subsequent postings. Bungle answers (it is after all a transport thread) because of a slip of the tongue and the manner in which he replied, Toggle cried sexism and a few others started to reply in various manners. As he is trying to fend off this first wave (still in Bungle fashion) he makes another slip regarding the percentage of male and female online (or something) More posters pile in and the replies become much more, well, everything, funny, abusive, sarcastic etc., etc. Toggle cries sexism.

By this time the child had been run over by a tube train and was being scraped off the tracks.

Then came yet another twist in this getting to be epic fuck up. The gender of Toggle was mistaken (or something) cue silence, pin drop, tumbleweed etc. Now the floodgates were open and it is open season on Bungle.

Toggle of course etc. etc.

He is trying to fend off dozens of posters coming at him from all three fronts. The struggle is long and brutal. No sooner is he down on one front but pops up on another. He is fighting on all three fronts against tens of posters. No man can stand this for long. He does his best, but as with all internet contrarians he is eventually trolled to meltdown. There are a few half hearted attempts to goad him into a further frenzy (DoggyQ) but to no avail. Toggle cries sexism but his/her heart isn’t really in it. The thread is still limping along but without any of the vitriol of the glory days.

The remains of the kid were buried a few days ago.

This is a true and faithful account of the thread.
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and you proceed to out yourself as a seriously nasty shit stirring cunt
 
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