So, no provisos!
When I closed 'erban this morning I turned to my new, secondhand, Beatstep Pro, with a glint in my eye and a beat in my step. I've wanted one for ages, well, since I began this thing and chose a Keystep instead because that was more realistic. Anyway, here it was, finally. I opened the parcel and there were no cables included. Checked the listing. Cables included. Shook the box. No cables. The BP uses those 3.5mm to 5 pin DIN things. I have loads of 3.5mm, stereo jack to jack cables but my synth only takes 5 pin MIDI cables. I messaged the dude, he apologised. I looked online and the whole shebang was 18 Euros from Arturia, which is the only place that still sells them. Cool! I think and put them in my cart, wheel it round to the check out and they ask me for 20 Euros to send it to me. I message the dude and we agree a return. I open a return. It is about 10.30am.
I then look for one of the cables I'm missing. I need 2 really. £13 each. Nope. I then look for a jack to put on the end of the 3.5mm to turn it into a 2.5mm one. £1.99. Result! I message the dude. I close the return and fire up the BP. It's broken. Trust me, I really tried with it but it's broken. I message the dude. I attempt to re-open the return but it will not reopen because the old one is open. No, it isn't. I call ebay. I've already had my one return for that item, there's only one per item. I call PayPal. They tell me they're busy and put the phone down. I message them instead. It's 11.30am.
I open my ipad and decide to use 3 files I've prepared earlier. I transfer them from the app they're in. No I don't. The ipad won't let me. I remove all my drives from their hub, take all their contents off, reformat, rename and restart. Nope. I speak to Apple. The man can't fix it but his mate will call me back on Monday and see if he can. It's 12.30pm.
I've just taken delivery of my laptop stand so I've taken it out of the box, unplugged all the wires, sorted the 'desktop' out and placed it where I want it. I am really pleased with it. I do not have any music yet. It is now o'clock.
I think I'll have a go on my laptop, see if I can get a beat together. Something small and achievable.