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Bungpuss finally up before the beak.

The poor man, with his heart condition as well.

Yeah and he's trying to win the Premiership for England instead of those Scottish and Italian types.

(Still loving that accolade of the most successful English manager in the Premiership.)
 
That's England for him them, and me done with the England team - not that it took much encouragement.
 
'I can't read. I can't write. I've never sent an email, fax, a text or even a letter. I'm the most stupid man on earth. Now give me the England job..'

Classic. I reckon the comedy glasses were what turned it for him..

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He's a charming man. I guess he deployed that charm on the 12 people in that jury, despite overwhelming evidence (from what i could see) of his guilt.
 
'I can't read. I can't write. I've never sent an email, fax, a text or even a letter. I'm the most stupid man on earth. Now give me the England job..'
He's gonna struggle it it's an online application form
 
Must be murder making your way in the world with that level of confusion about about money, words and stuff. Every time he goes in a pie and mash shop he just throws whatver money he has in his wallet on the counter, just hopes for the best. Same with transfers, 'you wanna buy Defoe, yeah, sure. Two trillion? Three quid? Dunno, whatever you think's best'. :( If Social Services had anything about them they'd give this Vulnerable Adult a Carer. :(
 
I am so fucking depressed.

But then the thought of him twitching like a washing machine on spin cycle after England lose 2-0 to some Eastern European no marks does cheer me up a bit.
 
the Jury last night

"bungpuss bungpuss, what's this bungpuss?"

Bungpuss

"it's an EEEEEEEE-envelope, stuffed full of 20s, now pick it up and fuck off"
 
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