Brixton news, rumours and general chat - Sept 2013

[editor]

Loads of cop action around the car wash in front of the Barrier Block going down.

 

[Onket]

American.

 

[teuchter]

You really want to know?

I think I can speak for most readers in saying that we'd really rather you just concentrated on your ongoing quest to like every post on urban.

 

[Greebo]

I think I can speak for most readers in saying that we'd really rather you just concentrated on your ongoing quest to like every post on urban.

 

[editor]

Brixton Buzz beer launch is on the front cover of the South London Press today. Well chuffed.

 

[editor]

That Chix and Bucks (or whatever it's called) on Atlantic Road was advertising itself as a 'Wine Parlour' last night.

 

[pissflaps]

 

[editor]

Yawn.

 

[teuchter]

Brixton Buzz beer launch is on the front cover of the South London Press today. Well chuffed.

Is Brixton Buzz producing its own brand of Gentrification Ale?

 

[pissflaps]

Yawn.

are you referring to your constant passive aggressive posts about other people's business decisions?

you betcha, sparky!

 

[Crispy]

Is Brixton Buzz producing its own brand of Gentrification Ale?

I believe the BB beers are going for an edgy anti-establishment branding concept. Your proposal wouldn't fit in that strategy.

 

[editor]

Is Brixton Buzz producing its own brand of Gentrification Ale?

Yes. £10 a bottle to you and all profits going to a local charity.

 

[teuchter]

I believe the BB beers are going for an edgy anti-establishment branding concept. Your proposal wouldn't fit in that strategy.

I just had a look at the labels. I'm glad they are avoiding any Brixton cliches.

 

[editor]

Does anyone here drink stout by the way? That's what we're thinking about for the next beer.

 

[teuchter]

The name is obvious. YUPPIES STOUT.

 

[editor]

I just had a look at the labels. I'm glad they are avoiding any Brixton cliches.

The labels were done for free by a local artist. He had to produce them in a very short time and I think they look fantastic.

If you've got any better designs in mind, feel free to post them here and we'll certainly consider using them if they're any good.

 

[cuppa tee]

You can get vibrating cock ring things, if anyone has tried them let us know.

I think superdrug security would take a dim view of doing that on the sales floor tbh.

 

[Onket]

The labels were done for free by a local artist. He had to produce them in a very short time and I think they look fantastic.

If you've got any better designs in mind, feel free to post them here and we'll certainly consider using them if they're any good.

He didn't say they don't look fantastic, tbf.

 

[Onket]

Does anyone here drink stout by the way? That's what we're thinking about for the next beer.

Something like Dragon Stout would be excellent. It's much better than the Export Guinness you can get.

 

[teuchter]

The labels were done for free by a local artist. He had to produce them in a very short time and I think they look fantastic.

If you've got any better designs in mind, feel free to post them here and we'll certainly consider using them if they're any good.

If you bring out YUPPIES STOUT I will be happy to design you a label.

 

[Crispy]

"Yuppies Stout" wins all

 

[Rushy]

The name is obvious. YUPPIES STOUT.

That made me laugh out loud!

 

[TruXta]

Very good, teuchter.

 

[Badgers]

The name is obvious. YUPPIES STOUT.

You have won the September thread sir.

 

[trabuquera]

<ahem>

YUPPIES' STOUT, surely?

<retires>

 

[TruXta]

Yuppie Stout even.

 

[Frumious B.]

Gentrify Piss

 

[Dan U]

Hipster Hop

 

[Frumious B.]

Jail Ale

 

[clandestino]

The name is obvious. YUPPIES STOUT.

Haha! Fantastic!