Brixton news, rumour and general chat - May 2014

[SarfLondoner]

eat garlic and take a B12 supplement. Apparently it makes you less tasty. Works for me, I used to be insect-magnet.

Garlic is a great repellent,Every summer i was getting bitten quite often while asleep so my friend told me to leave some chopped up garlic in the bedroom. I have not been bitten indoors since.

 

[Dexter Deadwood]

Mosquito Repellent.
https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.pt.antimosquito

 

[Dexter Deadwood]

There are two Dexter Deadwood s?!

One Dexter Deadwood, there's only one Dexter Deadwood, one Dexter Deadwood, there's only one Dexter Deadwood.

 

[han]

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Please note- The latest 'Brixton News, Rumour and General Chat Thread Piss Up' is taking place on the evening of the 22nd May 2014 in the front room at the Effra Social. Be there or be a be a hipster twonk.

Seriously, it’s going to be fucking mental etc.

x (where applicable)

An Urban drink in the Effra Social. Who'da thunk it

 

[han]

(actually, I might come after our band rehearsal.)
RubyToogood ?

 

[SarfLondoner]

Mosquito Repellent.
https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.pt.antimosquito

 

[Dexter Deadwood]

I have a feeling there could be as many as fifty people in that small space, could get interesting!

 

[Greebo]

I have a feeling there could be as many as fifty people in that small space, could get interesting!

Or extremely friendly

 

[buscador]

Yesterday i was bitten by a flying insect in Brockwell Park. It's the second bite in as many weeks, the other one was not local. Both bites have caused bad swelling at the puncture point. I'm normally immune to insect attacks.

Invest in one of those Zap-It things. friendofdorothy gets bitten by every horrid little bug and swears by Zap-Its. They last for ages as well.

 

[Rushy]

I have a feeling there could be as many as fifty people in that small space, could get interesting!

Imagine if we turned up and it was you, me and a room full of Onket's sock puppets.
"Hello Rushy. Hello Dexter. We've been waiting for you..."

 

[Dexter Deadwood]

(actually, I might come after our band rehearsal.)
RubyToogood ?

The Mrs Mills Experience?

 

[Dexter Deadwood]

Imagine if we turned up and it was you, me and a room full of Onket's sock puppets.

I'm going to have a nightmare about that.

 

[Dexter Deadwood]

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What is sexier a phone app to kill insects or chopped garlic?

 

[Dexter Deadwood]

The Mrs Mills Experience?

I've just worked out it's colacubes lol

 

[SarfLondoner]

Garlic mate, all day long

 

[Onket]

Imagine if we turned up and it was you, me and a room full of Onket's sock puppets.
"Hello Rushy. Hello Dexter. We've been waiting for you..."

Rumbled!

 

[leanderman]

I have a feeling there could be as many as fifty people in that small space, could get interesting!

I told the management about 20.

If it is to be more, I need to ask them to assign a barkeep to the front room.

Otherwise we trek to the main room for beers.

 

[Orang Utan]

I'll buy the first round at 17:05. And I'm not putting one in the pump for you if you're not there.

Now for everyone you tagged to turn up at 17.05
#operationbankruptonket

 

[Onket]

Yeah, I'd be fucked.

 

[han]

The Mrs Mills Experience?

no...

 

[Dexter Deadwood]

Try real Lemon Juice on the bite

Nobody warned me that lemon would sting but to be fair it should have been lemonentry.

 

[friendofdorothy]

Yesterday i was bitten by a flying insect in Brockwell Park. It's the second bite in as many weeks, the other one was not local. Both bites have caused bad swelling at the puncture point. I'm normally immune to insect attacks.

I seem to be more attractive to mosquitoes than to people, unless I wear boots Soltan anti mossie sun block or Avon Skin So Soft (they don't market it as anti-insect but it is) and carry a Zap it just incase I still get bitten - http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/like/190876064160?limghlpsr=true&hlpv=2&ops=true&viphx=1&hlpht=true&lpid=108&device=c&adtype=pla&crdt=0&ff3=1&ff11=ICEP3.0.0&ff12=67&ff13=80&ff14=108 Local pharmacist recommended it and it really worked for me. They sold them in Asda the other year for about £2ish.

I eat tons of garlic but I think those mozzies just regard it as extra flavouring.

 

[friendofdorothy]

Imagine if we turned up and it was you, me and a room full of Onket's sock puppets.
"Hello Rushy. Hello Dexter. We've been waiting for you..."

rushy I'm worried about you

 

[Dexter Deadwood]

I seem to be more attractive to mosquitoes than to people, unless I wear boots Soltan anti mossie sun block or Avon Skin So Soft (they don't market it as anti-insect but it is) and carry a Zap it just incase I still get bitten - http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/like/190876064160?limghlpsr=true&hlpv=2&ops=true&viphx=1&hlpht=true&lpid=108&device=c&adtype=pla&crdt=0&ff3=1&ff11=ICEP3.0.0&ff12=67&ff13=80&ff14=108 Local pharmacist recommended it and it really worked for me. They sold them in Asda the other year for about £2ish.

I eat tons of garlic but I think those mozzies just regard it as extra flavouring.

I saw buscador post but could not find the zap thing online. Thanks. These things sneak up on me and bite before i could zap. I might try my android app but suspect it is fake. I do like garlic but don't want to smell of it at the moment

 

[Rushy]

rushy I'm worried about you

Shut up, Onket!

 

[Orang Utan]

Yeah, I'd be fucked.

FLASH MOB. you'll forgive us if we sing you a song

 

[friendofdorothy]

Shut up, Onket!

I'm no one's sock puppet! I'm a plasticine cartoon dog!

 

[friendofdorothy]

I saw buscador post but could not find the zap thing online. Thanks. These things sneak up on me and bite before i could zap. I might try my android app but suspect it is fake. I do like garlic but don't want to smell of it at the moment

Zap-it is for zapping you, not the mozzies - it stops the bad reaction to the bite somehow. Skin So Soft smells nice - I heard on radio4 that the US army uses it.

 

[Dexter Deadwood]

Zap-it is for zapping you, not the mozzies - it stops the bad reaction to the bite somehow. Skin So Soft smells nice - I heard on radio4 that the US army uses it.

 

[el-ahrairah]

Or extremely friendly

we've fit more people into a smaller area before. removing clothes and applying a layer of margarine to the skin generally helps.