Orang Utan
Psychick Worrier Ov Geyoor
i'm in!
Brixton chitter chatter, part 2
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colacubes
Mr Hot Cookie
gaijingirl
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Ah yes... the urban Christmas curry!!!
miss minnie
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Wow, what a great shot! 
gaijingirl
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Fantastic... !!
A rainbow for Windrush Square. I'm sure that must have cost a fortune.
Nanker Phelge
Leave the gun. Take the cannoli.
Here it is over Tulse Hill
teuchter
je suis teuchter
And almost certainly more than the original estimate.
Minnie_the_Minx
someinenhhanding menbag and me ah bollox
Maybe someone can put in a request to Lambeth to find out how much it cost
teuchter
je suis teuchter
It looks like one of the pots of gold is in KFC.
plurker
tú no tienes la culpa mi amor que el mundo sea feo
supercity
Back, and readjusting
Yesterday morning, gazing vacantly out of my kitchen window, I notice a woman's purse on a nearby garage roof. Has someone been mugged, or worse?
So I ring the police up and tell them.
They ring back five minutes later: "Can you get up there and retrieve it?" "No, it's too far away and I don't have a ladder." "Oh."
Another five minutes. Another phone call.
"Hello, it's the police here. We won't be coming to retrieve the purse for health and safety reasons."
At the risk of going all Daily Mail. What?!
So I ring the police up and tell them.
They ring back five minutes later: "Can you get up there and retrieve it?" "No, it's too far away and I don't have a ladder." "Oh."
Another five minutes. Another phone call.
"Hello, it's the police here. We won't be coming to retrieve the purse for health and safety reasons."
At the risk of going all Daily Mail. What?!
miss minnie
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Police have just closed Brixton Road at Villa Road, can't see exactly what the problem is but there are a few cop vans floating around.
North-bound traffic being diverted into Villa Road.
North-bound traffic being diverted into Villa Road.
ericjarvis
give a feck for the feckless
Couple of their vans around on the Angell Town Estate, but haven't seen any of the police themselves. Something heavy is going on, but I've no idea what.
miss minnie
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Brixton Road still blocked, couple of v large mail vans unable to turn around so they are stuck there. No signs of helicopters, no sirens. hmmm
Orang Utan
Psychick Worrier Ov Geyoor
oh lordy, more pointless speculating and curtain-twitching
Nanker Phelge
Leave the gun. Take the cannoli.
Someone nicked the the gold at the end of the rainbow.
Police suspect a leprechaun, but witnesses claim the robber had a zip for mouth and seemed to be followed by a pink hippo.
feyr
evil evil monkey!
miss minnie
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miss minnie
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The last time they blocked the road right there it was a burst water main. Kinda useful to know if we'll have water in the morning.
story
Changing the facts
Personally, I think the merits or otherwise of the new Granville Arcade bakery are worthy of discussion.
Orang Utan
Psychick Worrier Ov Geyoor
certainly, but a few police vans on a street in brixton are hardly worthy
miss minnie
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Part of a major London route gets closed for a whole evening, its hardly a 'street'.
People just give a shit about what's happening right outside their doorstep ffs.
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