Brixton chitter chatter part 1 (Nov 2006-June 2008)

[Badgers]

Been fairly quiet round our way.

One amusing incident when the god-botherers knocked on our neighbours door only to discover that he believes he is a secret agent sent to earth from heaven.

Mirth

 

[teuchter]

Been fairly quiet round our way.

One amusing incident when the god-botherers knocked on our neighbours door only to discover that he believes he is a secret agent sent to earth from heaven.

Mirth

Maybe I will try that tactic next time they knock on our door.

 

[twistedAM]

Maybe I will try that tactic next time they knock on our door.

a couple of Mormons befriended me on blenheim gardens the other week.

i told them I was from Salt Lake City.

They said my accent didn;t sound that way.

i told them I was actually in Salt Lake City at that moment in time and I haven;t worked on the facility to perfect my vocal chords whilst appearing as an apparition in Brixton due to turbulence in the Atlantic Ocean.


They walked on.

 

[Badgers]

Maybe I will try that tactic next time they knock on our door.

It sounded like he was winning

 

[editor]

Helicopter alert!

Grrr.

 

[Badgers]

Slept through the helicopter but just heard the 'Brixton soundtrack' out the window (lots of sirens)

 

[zuszsa]

alive and well in Electric Ave

Yesterday afternoon I was sat on my balcony enjoying the unique ambience of Electric Avenue when my peace was shattered by the sounds of schoolgirls screaming with delight.

'OMG' they yelled. 'I don't believe it' 'It's You'. I peered and peered to see what or who was causing this excitement.....who was it being mobbed by about twenty girls? Who was it posing for photo's by the bra stall? Was it some famous musician? An actor?

It was Carol from last years Big Brother.

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

It was Carol from last years Big Brother.

Who's she?

 

[tarannau]

She's the one from Big Brother silly. I can show you how to type keywords into Google if you like.

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

She's the one from Big Brother silly. I can show you how to type keywords into Google if you like.

Well yes, I gathered that, but as I've never watched Big Brother, I wouldn't know what she looks like, what her surname is, why she's so famous that twenty schoolgirls are squealing over her etc.

 

[colacubes]

Yesterday afternoon I was sat on my balcony enjoying the unique ambience of Electric Avenue when my peace was shattered by the sounds of schoolgirls screaming with delight.

'OMG' they yelled. 'I don't believe it' 'It's You'. I peered and peered to see what or who was causing this excitement.....who was it being mobbed by about twenty girls? Who was it posing for photo's by the bra stall? Was it some famous musician? An actor?

It was Carol from last years Big Brother.

We do get some quality celebs

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

She's the one from Big Brother silly. I can show you how to type keywords into Google if you like.

I typed Carol and "big brother" into google and got these women

 

[tarannau]

You're learning you see. Google is your friend.

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

You're learning you see. Google is your friend.

I know how to google, but I really don't want to have to go googling for someone called Carol from Big Brother. So which one of the above is it?

 

[snackhead]

Carol's the top one , other two are Shabnam and Chanelle.

















Yes I did that without Googling, yes, I watch Big Brother

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

Carol's the top one , other two are Shabnam and Chanelle.

Yes I did that without Googling, yes, I watch Big Brother

Channelle

Right, so why would 20 schoolgirls be squealing at this Carol woman?

 

[Orang Utan]

cos she was on BB

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

cos she was on BB

Christ, you don't have to do much to become famous nowadays do you?

But was she spectacularly funny, nasty or something? Did she win?

 

[zuszsa]

Don't ask me - the reason I was delayed in reporting the incident was that I had to find out who she was......

My BB obsessed friend tells me Carol was a old fashioned socialist type, mother like in a hippy sort of a way and hails from the Hackney area of east London

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

Don't ask me - the reason I was delayed in reporting the incident was that I had to find out who she was......

My BB obsessed friend tells me Carol was a old fashioned socialist type, mother like in a hippy sort of a way and hails from the Hackney area of east London

You should have gone and asked them all who she was, or better still, asked her?

 

[zuszsa]

That would have involved me putting down my beer, getting up from my chair and going downstairs......my need to be the eyes and ears of U75 is not that great

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

That would have involved me putting down my beer, getting up from my chair and going downstairs......my need to be the eyes and ears of U75 is not that great

I agree, and I wouldn't want to interrupt your beer

 

[gaijingirl]

One of this year's BB contestants went to my school. (that I teach in now).

 

[editor]

'Copter over Moorlands again!

*sigh

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

'Copter over Moorlands again!

*sigh

I take it it's gone 'cos it's been over Brixton Hill the last 5/10 minutes, unless there's two of them

Bang over our flat now

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

headed back your way by the looks of it

 

[Pip]

It sounds like it's over my house now. This never usually happens in St Reatham!

 

[teuchter]

This proves that all the criminals in Brixton actually come from Streatham. I'm glad they've got the chopper to chase them back there with.

 

[quimcunx]

St Reathamites are all fuckers. I'm a bit of a mess... I think I 'm in shoreditch. probably.

 

[Pip]

Hmmm.