Brexit party on 31 January in London is going ahead. And it will be shit.

[Pickman's model]

"No, YOU smell"

he reeks

 

[two sheds]

Says twitter account suspended.

 

[two sheds]

Think I saw that they're thinking of displaying Big Ben clock in light - one hopes that others with projectors will be ready with their own contributions.

 

[isvicthere?]

If Londoners no longer wish for their city to be the capital city, and therefore the focus of political/national events, I'm sure that other cities would be happy to to take the jobs, focus, and infrastructure investment that accompanies capital status.

Is that what you mean, or are you just some massively self-centred, myopic London cunt with a huge sense of entitlement?

No, he meant London didn't vote for it, so have it in one of the knuckle-dragging Third World shitholes that did. Maybe Stoke or Lincolnshire?

 

[kebabking]

No, he meant London didn't vote for it, so have it in one of the knuckle-dragging Third World shitholes that did. Maybe Stoke or Lincolnshire?

Have you thought about a career in politics?

 

[MrSki]

 

[2hats]

You are reminded that parking facilities are unavailable.

 

[Dogsauce]

Assume the smartarse led by donkeys types will be trolling the fuck out of this with their projectors.

also some fucker should make Big Ben strike 13.

 

[existentialist]

Assume the smartarse led by donkeys types will be trolling the fuck out of this with their projectors.

also some fucker should make Big Ben strike 13.

I do hope there isn't any kind of counter-demo, beyond maybe a silent vigil with people pointing at the 20 ranty gammons in hi-vis.

And I hope it rains. Not anything epic or dramatic - just a constant, irritating drizzle that goes on all day under leaden skies and comprehensively soaks everyone. You know, Proper BRITISH Weather

 

[2hats]

I do hope there isn't any kind of counter-demo, beyond maybe a silent vigil with people pointing at the 20 ranty gammons in hi-vis.

And I hope it rains. Not anything epic or dramatic - just a constant, irritating drizzle that goes on all day under leaden skies and comprehensively soaks everyone. You know, Proper BRITISH Weather

Maybe they could make themselves useful and hand these out?

 

[Marty1]

I do hope there isn't any kind of counter-demo, beyond maybe a silent vigil with people pointing at the 20 ranty gammons in hi-vis.

And I hope it rains. Not anything epic or dramatic - just a constant, irritating drizzle that goes on all day under leaden skies and comprehensively soaks everyone. You know, Proper BRITISH Weather

You old humbug

 

[Pickman's model]

You old humbug

you auld gobshite

 

[Pickman's model]

I do hope there isn't any kind of counter-demo, beyond maybe a silent vigil with people pointing at the 20 ranty gammons in hi-vis.

And I hope it rains. Not anything epic or dramatic - just a constant, irritating drizzle that goes on all day under leaden skies and comprehensively soaks everyone. You know, Proper BRITISH Weather

what you want is proper british winter weather, several hours of sleet

 

[Pickman's model]

Assume the smartarse led by donkeys types will be trolling the fuck out of this with their projectors.

also some fucker should make Big Ben strike 13 topple over and crush the fuckers.

c4u

 

[existentialist]

Maybe they could make themselves useful and hand these out?

Couldn't we just give them plastic bags and tell them they're coronavirus-proof if they pop them over their heads? Or would that be in bad taste?

 

[existentialist]

what you want is proper british winter weather, several hours of sleet

Desultory sleet. I want the weather to be a metaphor for the Brexit process.

 

[existentialist]

You old humbug

Less of the "old", sunshine.

 

[two sheds]

Couldn't we just give them plastic bags and tell them they're coronavirus-proof if they pop them over their heads? Or would that be in bad taste?

Yes it would. Instead wear one of them and walk through with a bell chanting "Unclean, Unclean"

 

[existentialist]

Yes it would. Instead wear one of them and walk through with a bell chanting "Unclean, Unclean"

And get them to knot it around their necks, so that the insistent sharp breeze doesn't blow it off their heads.

 

[ska invita]

Quite a funny parody account this one
(Sarah ox)

 

[brogdale]

Won't link to source as it's the Express...but this firmly cements Rosindell's position as the thickest vermin MP.



Margaret Thatcher house, FFS

 

[brogdale]

The European (won't link to that either) offered a pic to go with the re-hashed Express piece:

 

[QueenOfGoths]

Won't link to source as it's the Express...but this firmly cements Rosindell's position as the thickest vermin MP.

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Margaret Thatcher house, FFS

That's made me feel quite violent

 

[two sheds]

That's made me feel quite violent

Does this make it better?

 

[A380]

Why aren't all the Lexiteers organising a massive party on Friday to welcome the re-nationalisation of the top 200 monopolies now we are free from the shackles of the rich mans's club?

Asking for a friend.

 

[William of Walworth]

what you want is proper british winter weather, several hours of "sleet"

"Corrected" for you ...

"Sleet" -- a thing more accurately referred to as a shedload of rain with a extremely small number of scarcely perceptible "snow flakes" in it ... the sort that people at work get instantly paranoid about, and immediately feel compelled to drive home no later than 2 pm over

I blame those Cardiff-based, metropolitan Welsh Assembly elitists
They've clearly banned snow on the West Wales coast , and discriminated in favour of the Gogs and Brecon

 

[William of Walworth]

No significant, or even any!!!, snow in Swansea since 2010, more or less.

No wonder so many** people here voted Brexit by 2016

**52%

 

[SpookyFrank]

also some fucker should make Big Ben strike 13.

For this joke to land the attendees would need to be able to a) read and b) count past ten without taking their shoes off, so I suspect it's a non starter.

 

[Shechemite]

I’m in london for an appointment during the day. I’ll pop along

 

[Marty1]

For this joke to land the attendees would need to be able to a) read and b) count past ten without taking their shoes off, so I suspect it's a non starter.

What a great attitude, no sneering bitterness whatsoever.