Big Brother

[Numbers]

Caroline O'Shea...Caggy? Loud, got hugely over emotional when drunk?

And that god awful pink lipstick and annoying snort/laugh

 

[hotvans]

i didnt mind seing victor have a go at shell cos she is so wet and dull it makes me wanna slap her but then he starts getting all pissy - as in pissed cos he's such a mummys boy and cant hold his alkyhol - with other people he could just fuck off - i had started to quite like him but now he can go back to his mums house and get even fatter

 

[flimsier]

Spot the poster with too much time on his hands...here's a list of all the BB contestants to date (in all but this years list the contestant evicted last i.e. the winner is first in list with next evictee below them)

BB1
Craig Phillips
Anna Nolan
Darren Ramsay
Melanie Hill
Claire Strutton
Thomas McDermott
Nichola Holt
Nicholas Bateman
Caroline O'Shea
Andrew Davidson
Sada Walkington

BB2
Brian Dowling
Helen Adams
Dean O'Loughlin
Elizabeth Woodcock
Paul Clarke
Josh Rafter
Amma Antwi
Paul Ferguson (Bubble)
Narinder Kaur
Stuart Hosking
Penny Ellis

BB3
Kate Lawler
Jonny Regan
Alex Sibley
Jade Goody
Tim Culley
PJ Ellis
Adele Roberts
Sophie Pritchard
Spencer Smith
Lee Davey
Sandy Cumming
Alison Hammond
Lynne Moncrieff
Sunita Sharma

BB4
Cameron Stout
Ray Shah
Scott Turner
Stephanie Coldicott
Annuszka Nowak
Lisa Jeynes
Herjender Gosal
Tania Do-Nascimento
Jon Tickle
Federico Martone
Joanne Rooney
Justine Sellman
Anouska Golebiewski

BB5
Kitten
Emma
Vanessa
Marco
Becki
Ahmed
Dan
Jason
Michelle
Nadia
Shell
Stuart
Victor

You were meant to try and remember the bloody thing!

 

[Corax]

Michelle out. Didn't mind her before, but the wedding stuff was just tooooo pathetic and irritating. Fuck off.

And

Victor was moody with everyone yesterday, but for Shell it had to be all about her didn't it?

When she was asking for her suitcase I got the distinct impression that she felt her drama-queen antics had backfired. Princess? I'll buy you a ticket to Paris and car hire then.

 

[dozzer]

I'd love Go Nads to be out tonight, but that isn't going to happen.

And I want Vicky to win now. Ok he made a bit of a prat of himself last night, but I thought it was interesting that they didn't show him in the diary room at 2 in the morning when he was calling himself a twat for arguing with everyone.

I thought Shell should have got a grip to be honest. He was being a wanker to everyone it wasn't just her. But that's the way she is. He was just being the way he is too. Out of the lot of them, the only two I want to win are Vicky, for his character, or Dan, for the same reason, but he is that bit nicer (therefore that bit more boring).

 

[Harold Hill]

Can't say I blame him - look at the two who came top, a talentless 'ladette' and a sleazy Geordie fireman


I liked Alex (although he went down greatly in my estimation when he started playing 'hide the lorry' with Kate) and Jade & Adele, the rest were a bunch of vacuous twats.

I thought it was the BB that had people in there you see in real life. Irony being the only one that lived near me (Alex) was far too anal.

Hide The Van lol. Jade was never allowed to play.

Everyone thinks 5 is the best but I must admit I loved the 3rd one.

 

[dozzer]

a bit!! she totally over reacted!

what did he do wrong exactly? shell asked him why he was (in her opinion) being nasty to her, he said he didnt want to talk about it until after the task so as not to jepodise them passing. she said no i want to talk about it now, he said he didnt want to...she storms off and has a massive paddyin the bedroom (i am sorry, but how much crying!? over acting or what?! even dan laughed at her!) then comes back and calls victor a cunt.



shell is a twit. or as victor put it a "dipstick" (huh huh huh!) he told her the truth about why she annoys him - which he said he would have anyway had she just waited until after the task - and why shouldnt he tell her, and others, to their face. like he said, he didnt want them coming out and seeing what he said in the diary room and saying he was two faced.

all got a bit out of hand perhaps, but he apologised for the arguement (though not for his opinons ) and thats that.

but true, he's the one who is gonna come off bad for it


quote of the week from victor

"i like nadia. she's got balls"

Oooh, I never saw this post. It's a good un.

WTF have they got a soprano singing the lead in Pie Jesu anyway?

Cos it's supposed to be? But not like that.

Ouch.

 

[Leon]

Nah BB5 is soooooooooo the best.

 

[redsnapper]

You were meant to try and remember the bloody thing!

Aww come on, you didn't think I'd trawled back through BB web archives to compile that list did ya *taps head* nah, s'all up ere mate innit

 

[silentNate]

Is Vicky deliberately fucking up the tasks? I likes him more and more

 

[Harold Hill]

No doubt Shell is soppier than a Dean Friedman record wrapped in cotton wool but whilst taking the 'higher ground' about what not to say Victor managed to call Shell a cunt too.

If I was in there Victor had spoken to me in that slow condascending way he does when he shouts it would take an awful lot of restraint not to smack him one. I still don't know how dan managed to keep his cool when Vic did his little childish rant at him.

He's an entertaining guy but thinks he has to bully and argue to win when wit, charisma and the like tends to be what gets you to the final week if you've faced eviction (even cameron had his moments - no honestly). Being able to argue and clear speaking will get through once but Marco and Ahmed would still be here if being argumentative kept you in it for the long haul.

 

[miniGMgoit]

Can someone please keep me informed about the evictions tonight please.
Im at work and have no accsess to a TV

 

[DJ Squelch]

Victor & his toothpick have been evicted.

Quote of the night;
Dan to Nadia: Your cocks hanging out, put it away love.
Nadia: Bitch

 

[redsnapper]

Slick just slid off...see ya gangsta bwoi

 

[redsnapper]

The House is gonna be worse off for that eviction IMO, if we weren't there already (which I'm willing to admit we were) we're now entering the graveyard shift in the BB House i.e. Dullsville 24/7

 

[Barking_Mad]

Well now Victor has gone its only a matter of time until Jason goes and then we're left with the boring twats love in.

 

[Barking_Mad]

The House is gonna be worse off for that eviction IMO, if we weren't there already (which I'm willing to admit we were) we're now entering the graveyard shift in the BB House i.e. Dullsville 24/7

I know, Victor for me was the most entertaining simply because he was playing the game to win. The rest are just a bunch of dull do gooders (even though Shell is loverlee). Jason is bound to be up next week and bound to be evicted - how dull.

 

[dozzer]

DAMMIT!

Ach well.

Ok. Dan to win now.

 

[Harold Hill]

So unless people argue it's dull?

 

[Barking_Mad]

Michelle, Stu, Shell, Dan - ZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

 

[miniGMgoit]

No we have the joy of watching Jason isolate himself compleatly and start twitching and freaking out

 

[academia]

Why does this always happen?

Surely by now people must know: leave in the housemates you hate!

Much more fun that way.

Imagine a final week with Kitten, Emma, Victor and Marco.

 

[Barking_Mad]

I agree, its about time the public started playing the game instead of voting the interesting ones out and leaving the boring (but often nice) people in.

Why did they vote Kitten out?! Dear god it would been amusing. Having said that they really had to tone down the 'Evil BB' bit which hasnt helped.

 

[academia]

Well to be fair Kitten and Emma were thrown out.
Which is even more pathetic; Big Brother wimping out.

 

[WouldBe]

No we have the joy of watching Jason isolate himself compleatly and start twitching and freaking out

I was thinking that the other week when Ahmed went. He'll spend the week rocking in a corner humming and mumbling to himself

 

[Harold Hill]

Being argumentative doesn't necessarily make you interesting. It's his own fault he's gone.

I wouldn't call Michelle/stuart, Dan or jason boring unless you have a really short attention span.

 

[behemoth]

See? I said the great British public always vote for the black one.

 

[Barking_Mad]

Being argumentative doesn't necessarily make you interesting. It's his own fault he's gone.

I wouldn't call Michelle/stuart, Dan or jason boring unless you have a really short attention span.

Eww put your handbag away, youll have someone's eye out with it. lol And I didnt say Jason was boring.

It wasn't because he was argumentative it was because he was openly playing the game and had something to say for himself - the rest were arse kissing whilst he just said what he thought.

 

[Harold Hill]

Someones been listening to Victor in the diary room too much lolol.

 

[Corax]

See? I said the great British public always vote for the black one.

As I can't be arsed trawling through post histories, please tell me this is deadpan.