Big Brother

[Fuzzy]

I wonder if she'd be up for a DVDA with Ahmed, Mary, Vicky and Dan .

a nice cross over of threads and forums there siouxsie

 

[Siouxsie]

I do like to multi task, plus the image of a DVDA is haunting my mind at the moment .

 

[J77]

I wonder if she'd be up for a DVDA with Ahmed, Mary, Vicky and Dan .

Didn't the writers of Beavis and Butthead give them DVDA t-shirts in one episode.

When asked what it meant they said it was one of their favourte bands

 

[redsnapper]

I wonder if she'd be up for a DVDA with Ahmed, Mary, Vicky and Dan .

I've little doubt she would Siouxsie, the Spincter's World of Workout vid is on...

'and tense and relax'

'and tense and relax and breeeeethe'

'and squeal and relax'

'and squeal and relax and breeeeethe'

 

[bang]

isn't it only 3 or 4 weeks left?
yet 8 people still in...definitely agree with the likelihood of double evictions...
..i say chuck out stu and chelle,splinters on their arses from sitting on the fence all the time...
..jason seems to have found a secret stash of weed or something, he seems to be spending most of his time gazing around, not many of the funny one liners anymore..
..ahmed is a twat, as is nadia - spoilt fucking kid, dan is a top bloke
this series has had me glued, i would like to go down a pub with all of them, barely watched the other series apart from the 2nd half of the first series

 

[Addy]

hahaha funny as feck!
http://members.lycos.co.uk/discodan1974/

 

[Barking_Mad]

Victor to win.

 

[pk]

It's really quite simple.

Michelle - common slapper dependant on ...

Stu - posh cunt out of his depth and shitting it unlike...

Victor - unaware that half the country thinks he's just another wannabe gangster cunt unlike...

Jason - slimy and creepy moves on the fit one from South Africa leads me to believe he'll do time for rape or some shit unlike...

Nadia - minging freak needs her cigarettes taken away and watch her kill everyone but especially...

Ahmed - you would want to learn Somali and blindfold the cunt just to hear him screaming at...

Shell.

Possibly the most human being in there but still in dire need of several pills a tequila and at least a week of no-holds-barred hows-your-father.

 

[Walter Mitty]

Do they know Nadia was a man yet?

 

[Fuzzy]

Shell.

Possibly the most human being in there but still in dire need of several pills a tequila and at least a week of no-holds-barred hows-your-father.

you can rely on PK to tell it like it is.

 

[marshall]

I hear popbitch is now referring to Jay’s long white gown as his ‘rape cloak’.

 

[Relahni]

The most dullest show last night. Not sure I'll watch it from now on. No uniforms, no arguments............

Making a shopping list.......................the dull group doing dull things..................the lads bitching about the dull group...........and Ahmed walking around on his jack jones. It's pretty shit telly imo.

 

[aqua]

well then don't watch it

no one is making you

 

[sparkling]

The most dullest show last night. Not sure I'll watch it from now on. No uniforms, no arguments............

Making a shopping list.......................the dull group doing dull things..................the lads bitching about the dull group...........and Ahmed walking around on his jack jones. It's pretty shit telly imo.

Yeah I thought last nights was pretty dull, but then we cant have fireworks everynight...they would be exhausted and anyway do you think they are just there for our entertainment?

I know its not the general concensus but I really like Stu. He is so child like and playful he just makes me smile with his silly games etc. Maybe he brings out the maternal instinct in me but I like him.

Tonight I think I would like to see Shell evicted not for any horrible reason although she is a bit bland but just because I want to see the deterioating relations between all the others really.

 

[Relahni]

well then don't watch it

no one is making you

I've only been watching it for the last few days! It was really good, I guess it is the calm before another storm. I just hope it doesn't go all happy clappy where everyone is singing songs in the garden with Shell doing the Julia Andrews - Sound of Music thing.

I want conflict and flip flops flying.

Not some pissed up Geordie telling us all that she is falling in love with whatever his name is!

 

[g force]

Pretty dull last night I agree, although I thought Victor was pretty funny in his "this ain't the UN love" argument. And he's right, you could substitute Shell and Stu with anyone and you'd not notice they're just the wallpaper - though he was a bit harsh on Dan - he's had words with Jason too not just picked on Ahmed.

 

[sparkling]

Not some pissed up Geordie telling us all that she is falling in love with whatever his name is!

Its Stu, Chick, Stu. My lovely little Stu....ooooh I could so mother that boy.

 

[Rollem]

Not some pissed up Geordie telling us all that she is falling in love with whatever his name is!

god, that was cringe at its best, wasn't it!

she is SO gonna regret that little "heart to heart" with BB, me thinks....

 

[aurora green]

...but still in dire need of several pills a tequila and at least a week of no-holds-barred hows-your-father.

I could do with a bit of that meself


Dan to win. He's funny and handsome.
Jason revolts me, he's so creepy.

 

[kyser_soze]

Yeah I thought last nights was pretty dull, but then we cant have fireworks everynight...they would be exhausted and anyway do you think they are just there for our entertainment?

I know its not the general concensus but I really like Stu. He is so child like and playful he just makes me smile with his silly games etc. Maybe he brings out the maternal instinct in me but I like him.

Tonight I think I would like to see Shell evicted not for any horrible reason although she is a bit bland but just because I want to see the deterioating relations between all the others really.

OK, you have Stu and I'll take Michelle...

 

[sparkling]

OK, you have Stu and I'll take Michelle...

Sounds like an excellent suggestion to me.


Come here my little Stu, you can dress up and play games with me all you like.


God I thought it was maternal feelings but am not so sure now.

 

[Eel_pie]

I know its not the general concensus but I really like Stu. He is so child like and playful he just makes me smile with his silly games etc. Maybe he brings out the maternal instinct in me but I like him.

and hes only TWENTY???! i feel like a paedophile all of a sudden...

 

[sparkling]

and hes only TWENTY???! i feel like a paedophile all of a sudden...

Twenty but sooo sweeeeet.

I heard a programme on the radio the other day about middle age Anway a woman was saying she gets more offers from young boys now than ever but says to them 'If I have to teach you then the answer is no' which I thought was brilliant. Although I am quite happy to teach Stu anytime.

 

[Fuzzy]

Sounds like an excellent suggestion to me.


Come here my little Stu, you can dress up and play games with me all you like.


God I thought it was maternal feelings but am not so sure now.

oi sparkling, cold shower, NOW>>>>>>>

 

[sparkling]

oi sparkling, cold shower, NOW>>>>>>>

Think I need it...don't know whats come over me today...must be looking at powerful engines thats doing it....now I can see the link between cars and sex.

 

[Relahni]

It cracked me up last night when Chipendale and Rocky were chatting about Stu - he should hang out with the boys more.

Fuck sake - what a choice for him. It's Chip and Rocky or The gay/girl/TS choir or Ahmed's lonely strolls.

I'd lose my marbles in that place.

 

[Fuzzy]

Think I need it...don't know whats come over me today...must be looking at powerful engines thats doing it....now I can see the link between cars and sex.

you're in danger of becoming a petrol head you.

 

[Corax]

Stu makes me wonder how sure I am about this whole heterosexuality malarky.

 

[sparkling]

Stu makes me wonder how sure I am about this whole heterosexuality malarky.

gerrof ....little Stu is all mine....little chicken Stu...he's so cute especially when he puts on his little cape and runs around.

 

[redsnapper]

Twenty but sooo sweeeeet.

I'm guessing that's one of the reasons he is so sweet to you, no sparkling?

He's an attention seeking, egotistical pretty boy IMO and very immature for his 20 years particularly in the way he's conducting himself within his relationship with Michelle. Grow up young 'un