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what are we doing?!

three rational men, discussing what might as well be the test card, on the internet :eek: :D

...and what's the score with vanessa?
 
On the forums they're all speculating that those three have walked.

Can they really handle not having their evening in the limelight?
 
most of those accounts are conflicting though - victor pushed nadia, or emma went to hit victor, who knows... and all for a telly show :rolleyes:

some people need a little dignity!
 
Gets even more bizarre, this is the latest news officially from BB:

What a Carry On!

Day 21, 02:38

Thursday 17 June

Tearing around House and garden in their fancy dress costumes Nadia, Marco, Emma squealed and shrieked like enormous, hyperactive five-year-olds.

There was pasta all over the kitchen floor, and what looked like tomato dip spattered in the most unlikely places. Emma was squealing like a pig, Marco did his seal impression and Nadia laughed like a demented horse.

It was like feeding time at the zoo, although the animals probably have better manners than the housemates!

Not everyone wanted to join in the fun. Food pacifist Shell tried to escape the carnage and narrowly missed being caught in the crossfire. Jason surveyed the scene with a stony face.

Things took a turn for the pervy when Nadia's bra came undone underneath her nurse's uniform, freeing her ample bosom. She then ripped Marco's shirt off and started on Emma, ripping at clothes and pulling her shirt apart.

Never one to turn down the chance of a little flashing, Emma enthusiastically took off her dress and continued the fight in bra, knickers and suspenders.

What a ripping night

She then attempted to expose Nadia shrieking: "Get out your nips" as she attacked her friend's costume with food raining down on the pair of them, courtesy of Marco.

As Marco put it, it was "One f*** of a food fight".

Food fighting has caused major rifts in the house before, and is particularly frowned on by Jason and Vanessa who don't approve of the waste and the mess. "I'm disgusted and I've got no respect for these people," said Vanessa hiding out in the Pamper Room with Shell, Jason and Dan.

The Hull hairdresser tried to explain Emma and Michelle's behaviour, saying they were just letting off steam. "They've been cooped up for five days."

Vanessa wasn't impressed at all. "That's no reason to act like f**king animals," she sniffed. "I'm not an animal in a cage. I'd rather get out."

Bosom pal Shell stood solidly by the South African. "We'll go together," she promised.

With that, things seemed to calm down - but how long would the ceasefire last for?
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:confused:
 
well tell us what's happening then!

you are our eyes and ears now - we're flying blind without you :D
 
can't believe that they cut the "live" coverage for nearly an hour tonight, dunno why i bother watching sometimes, but the bit of the fight i saw was great entertainment...
 
the only ppl I have seen so far are victor who has just made michelle cry by letting her know that he knows what went on in the bedsit, and jason pacing up and down in the garden with a security guard on the door
 
RaverDrew said:
the only ppl I have seen so far are victor who has just made michelle cry by letting her know that he knows what went on in the bedsit, and jason pacing up and down in the garden with a security guard on the door
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is the security guard there to keep them seperated?
 
Latest: (sorry is another c&p off a very devoted fan on official BB) :D

03:09: The live feed is restored. We see Victor talking about 'seeing you all at the reunion party with all my friends from uni.' We're still not sure what has happened, in the hour that the feed was cut. All housemates look very reflective. Jason is alone in the garden. Stuart is on the patio and Michelle is on the sofas.

03:11: Victor can be seen walking around the gardening telling Jason: "Just you wait... it'll happen all over again, tomorrow breakfast - then tomorrow lunchtime." Victor can be seen talking quite threateningly towards a cameraman behind the mirror, and the feed has been cut.

03:13: The feed is back. Michelle is seen talking to Victor and Jason who is saying that the fact that Emma and Michelle could watch what they were doing in the bedsit is 'f*cking sh*te.' So it is obvious now that everyone knows all about what has happened.

03:14: "You were evicted!" said Michelle. "I wasn't evicted, I've been voted in to the bedsit." said Victor.

03:15: So far, we've only seen Michelle, Victor, Jason and Stuart.

03:16: Victor asks: "So what did you see then?", Michelle says: "I didn't want it to come out like this, I wanted it to be all diplomatic. I didn't want it to blow up like this." Michelle breaks down in to tears.

03:18: So just to clarify now, everyone knows the truth about the bedsit.

03:19: Victor says: "I dunno why I'm bothering, I mean why have I still got this f*cking mic on?" and he takes his mic pack off - it's making us think that BB producers have told everyone to sleep 'on it', and Victor is ready to quit.

03:32: Focus has been on Stuart and Michelle who are together on the sofas, and conversation has been quite cool and collected as Michelle simply discusses the details of the bedsit and Stuart's cowboy outfit.

03:34: Victor and Jason are talking on the egg chairs. So far we have only seen the jungle-cats (Victor, Jason and Stuart) and Michelle. Where is everyone else? Asleep already? In the Diary Room?
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Bloody hell - missed all of this as I fell asleep after the Channel 4 show!

Fucking funny though when they had to hide under the table and put their heads under those silver things! :D
 
Some housemates must be removed, kick all those involved in starting the violence out; Victor, Jason, Emma, and Vanessa. No way can they cover this up. They are stupid if they think they can. :(
 
i think i might have to get E4 somehow, so what happened then ? Has Victor hit Emma or something, sorry I am being a bit thick here
 
miniGMgoit said:
Exactly.

And I would just like to share with you something Spitting Image tought me when I was a nipper.
"No ive never met a nice South African".
"And thats not bloody suprising man".
"Cos thier a bunch of ignorant bastards".
"Who dont like black people".

What ever you say wont convince me. She IS a nasty Bitch.
I dislike her immensely.
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I think it's pretty sad how the fact that Vanessa is an idiot has been turned into a nationalistic debate...

She's totally dislikeable because of her character, not because she's South African, ffs!

:mad:
 
themonkeyman said:
i think i might have to get E4 somehow, so what happened then ? Has Victor hit Emma or something, sorry I am being a bit thick here
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as far as I can tell yes he did hit her. Thats what michelle was saying

'Yes chick we saw it, we all saw what he did'

Vanessa and chelle are in sleeping bags on the sofa, michelle is in her bed, stuart is awake. I waiting to see what happens when the alarm goes off at 10

edit: vannessa is awake, michelle is actually also in a sleeping bag on the sofas, victor is asleep in the bedroom and someone is asleep in the nook but I cant see who.

The place is a fucking site though, table overturned, food everywhere - it looks like the aftermath of either a riot or a seriously good party.
 
This is all crap anyway, I'm still waiting for one of you google experts to find me the BB in another country where some bloke took some acid and tied up all the other contestants and dragged them around baracading himself in. He had a massive kitchen knife too IIRC!! :eek:

There is video footage of it,I want to see it again cos it made me piss my pants last time i saw it. Come on,fuck this BB and go find me that one,please :p
 
they're up. vanessa just burst into tears in the garden, unaided.

and stus awake as well.

looks like we'll be seeing someone leave today.
 
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