Big Brother

[sparkling]

michelle thinks stuart is really intelligent.

this is how intelligent stuart is:



oh, and he keeps encyclopeadias and atlases next to the loo so that he 'gains a little bit of knowledge every time he takes a crap'.

must suffer from constipation.

mee-ow...

Oh yes I heard this. Very funny. Mind you I am glad I don't have cameras pointing at me all day. I come out with probably far worse crap.

 

[Juice Terry]

I don't see what everyone else does in Shell but it's all subjective I suppose.

<dirty mind>What does everyone do in Shell??</dirty mind>

 

[pagan]

Dan is lovely. Almost makes me wish I was gay! I can see what Jay sees in him.
What is it that makes really posh peoples' faces so red? Too much Pimms?

 

[Celt]

Bloody hell - just seen Ahmed smashing the plates!

I think the poor bloke is cracking up

Oh God - Michelle's singing!

do you really think we can call that singing

 

[bouncer_the_dog]

I think Marco should be shot.

 

[Pie 1]

no-one can be that camp

Mrs Pie's got this theory that he's actually lost a bet in the outside world and his forfiet is to act this way at all times in the house.

 

[Griff]

I think Marco should be shot.

Nah, just put on that roundabout for 2 hours a day, every day.













Then shot.

 

[Allan]

I've just signed up for the internet feed (partly to check out what sort of technical quality it is - amazing!). The silences really piss me off! They can't be saying dodgy stuff all that time can they????

 

[RaverDrew]

Oooh lots of bare titties on BB tonight !!!

Coooool

 

[ChrisFilter]

topless mud-wrestling.. sweet

 

[RaverDrew]

Ahmed is now my fav housemate !!! Man's got style !!!

 

[ChrisFilter]

hehe.. what a geezer!

 

[ChrisFilter]

aw poor bloke

 

[RaverDrew]

That Emma is the most natural imo !! Top lass !!

"you're like one of them plate smashin people from spain that goe, "La mamba!" or is it Italy? I dunno"

 

[RaverDrew]

aw poor bloke

I think I'd be in tears if I was stuck in there with them lot

 

[RaverDrew]

Is it me or does Nadia look like Slash from Guns n Roses but with tits?

Especially when she's got a fag hangin out her mouth and sunglasses on!!!

 

[ChrisFilter]

I wouldn't be in tears.. I'd be trying it on with vanessa

 

[ChrisFilter]

Is it me or does Nadia look like Slash from Guns n Roses but with tits?

Especially when she's got a fag hangin out her mouth and sunglasses on!!!

hahaha, spot on

 

[RaverDrew]

It's like a carry on film on acid in there now !!!

 

[ChrisFilter]

pervy jay..

 

[RaverDrew]

pervy jay..

Couldn't take no for an answer could he??

 

[themonkeyman]

victor and jay are quality, jay yeah fair enough he is a bit of a perv, but Vanessa is superb so crack on bad boy. Victor is just a laugh a minute

 

[ChrisFilter]

i'm embarrassed to admit that I did laugh at the desperate dan comment..

but jay's actions at the end really pissed me off.. i fucking hate blokes like that.. the amount of fights I got into in my youth when i thought i was a hero protecting my female friends was just stupid..

 

[themonkeyman]

oh he's alright really and to be honest women will try it on i.e. vanessa

 

[silentNate]

Victor is a twat- Emma can walk in on me on toilet anytime

 

[themonkeyman]

you joking emma is fucking crazy, no i stand by victor on this one, he is class

 

[ChrisFilter]

emma pisses me right off.. victor would make me laugh.. but he can be a bit of a dick.. but then again I spose I can be as well.

 

[ChrisFilter]

oh he's alright really and to be honest women will try it on i.e. vanessa

doesn't give him the right to manhandle her when she's clearly a bit uncomfortable..

 

[RaverDrew]

Victor is a twat- Emma can walk in on me on toilet anytime

Seconded BIG time !!! A proper down to earth girl !!!

Vannessa loves herself a bit too much for my liking.

 

[themonkeyman]

heh, but vanessa was slapping his arse and then kissing him too ? and she said flirting is ok outside to Daniel, yeah I get your point sounds like a game off