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eeh well, she almost rescued herself. recognition of arseholeness plus point of (effectively) three weeks solitude driving you crazy...

fucking hope its gonna get duller....unless ahmed and marco get it on...
 
the contestants on big brother are the sort of people you would like to punch.

personallity that 'just skims the surface',in other words,enuff to provoc a reaction,but not enuff to cause chaos.


big brother i spit on you.


i wish the mother of all plagues on them all.
 
Kitten can’t have lived in that many squats if she thinks you can make a pan of spaghetti, go to bed for an hour and still expect it to be there. ‘sides, the way she would snap the spaghetti in the pan irritated the fuck out of me, it should be coaxed gently to bend.
 
The collected works of Kitten.

If you go along London Road in Brighton there are several side roads that have political graffitti sprawled on them that look remarkably similar to kitten's on the walls of BB....
 
maldwyn said:
Kitten can’t have lived in that many squats if she thinks you can make a pan of spaghetti, go to bed for an hour and still expect it to be there. ‘sides, the way she would snap the spaghetti in the pan irritated the fuck out of me, it should be coaxed gently to bend.


Yeh, that really wound me up too, and after her girlfriend had said she was a really good cook!
 
maldwyn said:
Kitten can’t have lived in that many squats if she thinks you can make a pan of spaghetti, go to bed for an hour and still expect it to be there. ‘sides, the way she would snap the spaghetti in the pan irritated the fuck out of me, it should be coaxed gently to bend.
Is anyone gonna 'fess up to having shared a squat with this woman? Thought not :D
Her interview with Davina was entertaining but I worry that BB missed it's opportunity to get rid of Marco- irritating cry-baby who laughs like a hyperactive like a seal :eek: :mad:
Emma must have it sewn up by now- being only entertaining one left :p
 
Geri said:
I do agree with what Kitten has to say on a lot of things, it's the way she says them - she just shouts at the others and doesn't let them get a word in edgeways, then she gets very rude and abusive and storms off. It makes me side with the others against her. :confused:
My guess is that she surrounds herself with people who share exactly the same opinion as herself, and it is a bit of a shock to have to put forward a cogent argument with others who disagree, or realise that very few issues are black and white.
 
If Kitten had written 'Big jobs' or 'Plop plops' on the mirrors instead of 'Fuck off', I would have had more respect for her. Her snarling mouth grated with me.

She has no clue about anarchism, she's more like a petulant spoilt brat.

A good smack on the botty meethinks. :D


spliff xxx :cool:
 
Updates please.
I have seen priciesly 25 minuites of BB on tv, and for my amusment this year, I'm relying entirerly on this thread along with brief flashes of tabloid headlines as I'm walking past them, to keep up.
If I don't get some fresh news, I might have to resort to actually watching it:eek:
 
he's the brother of a good friend of mine

not actually seen him in years and years

sorry but I actually don't have anything to report :oops:

he was a good dj at Sills in Hull too :)

sorry
 
No no no, you're meant to have some kind of incredible story that could be sold for mucho money to the tabloids...
 
sorry, he was always a nice bloke, a bit bonkers I grant you but a good bloke

no doubt the Sills regulars could tell you more though :D
 
Well kipper certainly left the house with a dull plop :D

I wish they'd take 10 grand off the prize every time that michelle bint says chicken :mad: - stu's picked the cream of the crop there :p

I reckon it's gonna be a week of constant bitching and cliques :cool:

You've gotta love these people for their naivity of trying to become famous through big brother - bring on the pain... :D
 
if it was anything like any of your other 'attendances' then i wouldn't be surprised if he has been permanently damaged ;) :p :D
 
He he...liked the big row they had re: the food fight.

Despite Kitten going, there is STILL more happening this year on a weekly basis than pretty much the whole damn series last year!

And there are some fine laydeez in there this year - a Michelle/Vanessa sandwich...
 
Can someone tell me whether Michelle & Stuart actually had sex the other night. It was kind of hard to tell what was going on....
 
Hellsbells said:
Can someone tell me whether Michelle & Stuart actually had sex the other night. It was kind of hard to tell what was going on....
Everything but... apparently.

A lot of wrist and flicking action :oops: :p :D
 
Dunno about that, kyser…Michelle’s well doggy (wouldn’t touch her with yours) and that other one, what’s her face, Vanessa, she’s just a typical footy bint – an ex of Alan Smith’s I believe.

Shell, though, is lovely.

:D
 
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