Asparagus wee - with poll

[Kevbad the Bad]

I don't get beetroot wee. I get beetroot poo, which is terrifying until I remember the naughty foodstuff. Every time, it's like

I have this neat trick of being colour blind, so I never have the beetroot problem.

 

[Mation]

I have this neat trick of being colour blind, so I never have the beetroot problem.

Cunning!

 

[Mation]

I've been trying to think of what gives me sugar puff piss since seeing this thread. It's not asparagus, but there's definitely one food that does.

Just remembered that it is, in fact, Sugar Puffs

 

[seeformiles]

It depends on how much asparagus I eat. If I share a bundle (standard supermarket size) with Mrs SFM then it’s 50/50 as to whether my pee stinks. If it’s on special offer and we have a bundle each then it’s guaranteed to create that rotting mildew aroma.

 

[Johnny Vodka]

it turns it red, in a similar fashion to how one-who-menstruates (but doesn't track) notices the onset of their menses

Beetroot doesn't do anything to the colour of my wee, but it does make the toilet bowl look like the site of a piranha attack after a dump.

I get asparagus wee.

 

[gentlegreen]

Never experienced asparagus or beetroot wee and I often eat half a jar of Polish pickled as an entrée..
I don't eat much asparagus as the stuff in the supermarket is mostly only fit for soup.

 

[Chz]

Contrary to the 35 year-old research paper on the first page, I'm fairly certain I'd read in the past 10 years that everyone's wee smells after eating asparagus, but not everyone has the ability to smell it.

 

[gentlegreen]

Darn.
I actually had asparagus for tea yesterday and didn't think to sniff my urine