Asparagus wee - with poll

[wayward bob]

it turns it red, in a similar fashion to how one-who-menstruates (but doesn't track) notices the onset of their menses

 

[brogdale]

Ah right...but not in everyone? This genetic stuff again?

 

[farmerbarleymow]

Ah right...but not in everyone? This genetic stuff again?

I think beetroot is dependent on quantity. Eat a whole jar of pickled beetroot and it always turns pink, but eat minor amounts and it makes no difference. In me at least. Eat enough and your shit turns red which is quite alarming.

 

[wayward bob]

Ah right...but not in everyone? This genetic stuff again?

in people who are female. who might expect to have blood on occasion even outside the bits they're tracking. for whom it would be Helpful Information in the wider scheme of things.

my eldest tracks, she's light-years ahead of where i was at her age in terms of controlling my own fertility.

 

[brogdale]

This thread is developing

 

[wayward bob]

grin away if it makes you feel better. srs this is some kind of troll about menstrual cycles?

fuck off

 

[brogdale]

grin away if it makes you feel better. srs this is some kind of troll about menstrual cycles?

fuck off

back to P&P....

 

[wayward bob]

back to P&P....

if that somehow makes you immune

 

[brogdale]

really don't know what you're on about....sorry...bye...

 

[wayward bob]

i'm on about lived female experience. sorry, bye

 

[WouldBe]

That can't be asparagus - I have had that before, but think it's sugar related.

I've only noticed sugar puff piss after eating asparagus but I've not had asparagus in years.

 

[wayward bob]

srs, retreat to p&p cos it got a bit hot in here?

 

[Calamity1971]

Another stinker here. For added stink I've discovered that taking a vitamin B Complex + asparagus is not for the faint hearted !

 

[Orang Utan]

why would you go to the trouble of bending down to sniff the bowl after having a wee? That's just perverse

 

[Orang Utan]

Right...now I'm getting confused...(I've had a few beers)...what does beetroot do to yer piss?

it makes you think you must be dying - but you notice it more in your poo than wee (IME anyway)

 

[farmerbarleymow]

Another stinker here. For added stink I've discovered that taking a vitamin B Complex + asparagus is not for the faint hearted !

Luminous stinky piss?

 

[farmerbarleymow]

Anyway, pleased that the stinky piss brigade is at 71.4%.

 

[wayward bob]

as an avid consumer of "female-appropriate discussions/behaviour" i'm curious what made this a subject-not-appropriate-for-female-input aka "P&P"

 

[farmerbarleymow]

why would you go to the trouble of bending down to sniff the bowl after having a wee? That's just perverse

You can smell it instantly standing up - it's really strong-smelling.

 

[Orang Utan]

You can smell it instantly standing up - it's really strong-smelling.

what about normal wee?

 

[maomao]

my wife can smell it but I can't, a talent of which I'm unusually jealous

 

[farmerbarleymow]

what about normal wee?

Normal wee is just normal wee. Non-odorous.

 

[Aladdin]

Really cannot stand the smell of asparagus pee.

 

[petee]

but asparagus is delish.

 

[WouldBe]

Normal wee is just normal wee. Non-odorous.

No. It smells of piss not sugar puffs.

 

[Orang Utan]

No. It smells of piss not sugar puffs.

not fresh

 

[Kevbad the Bad]

I developed this ability in my late forties. Before then I had never noticed it. The first time it manifested itself at work next morning, but now I notice it as little as an hour later, even after one or two sticks of asparagus.

 

[fishfinger]

Asparagus piss

Asparagwee.

 

[Johnny Doe]

Is this the right thread for disappointment that red Berroca piss is still orange?

 

[Mation]

Beetroot wee's evil twin.

Poll amended to accommodate the middle ground people.

I don't get beetroot wee. I get beetroot poo, which is terrifying until I remember the naughty foodstuff. Every time, it's like