Annoying Adverts 2015

[davesgcr]

Viking Cruises .....

Not to mention the dead annoying "hipsters" in their lakeside work space - so infuriating I cannot recall the advert. (especially the woman)


Need more wine - a frazzling day.

 

[gosub]

not so much annoying but sign'othetimes - the birds eye ratatouille. Time was you'd see how instant gravy was helping to keep the 2.4 kid nuclear family together...now ...a ready meal can help make a good impression with your boy friends daughter.

 

[RareBird]

TravelLodge Muppets - aaaaaaargh

 

[quiet guy]

I'll second that, the Travelodge muppets adverts really grate

 

[friendofdorothy]

I get most annoyed at all the money lending ones - 'satuma loans so much easier to swallow' - at over 600% - just - fuck - off

 

[Sirena]

"I've been asked many times what my number one interview was. Tough question."

Well, fucking answer it then!

 

[T & P]

Shit savings plan anyway. Far better off opening a savings account with a standing order- at least there is no risk of losing it all if one can no longer pay in the instalments, unlike with this lot.

 

[Sirena]

Shit savings plan anyway. Far better off opening a savings account with a standing order- at least there is no risk of losing it all if one can no longer pay in the instalments, unlike with this lot.

But you can't get this kind of cover for less...

 

[friendofdorothy]

But you can't get this kind of cover for less...

just dont live too long... or you'll pay more than your covered for

 

[Sirena]

But you get a free pen just for enquiring and a welcome gift when you join

 

[Chick Webb]

That kid saying "scrummy saaaaarnies" in an obnoxious voice on the Flora ad is driving me mad.

 

[twentythreedom]

Nationwide ad with the BEST DAD scarf

What a load of nauseating cack

#WithYouForGeneratons

Almost as bad as those Halifax ads. Barclay's digital eagles can get to fuck too

 

[Chick Webb]

Nationwide ad with the BEST DAD scarf

What a load of nauseating cack

#WithYouForGeneratons

Almost as bad as those Halifax ads. Barclay's digital eagles can get to fuck too

I couldn't believe the epic of the scarf! It went on and on! And we're supposed to find it cute that yer one used the details she had at work to stalk ratty scarf man.

 

[trabuquera]

twee child going on about how "mum and dad used to live at nana's but they didn't like it", so they went off, talked to a mortgage company, indebted themselves for life with a loan to buy a home "so they could have meeee!".

Almost everything that's fucked about modern British housing, money and childrearing all in one single ad! Result!!!

 

[Tony_LeaS]

HI IM BARRY SCOTT! WHAT A SPEEDRUSH!

Fuck off.

 

[Me76]

The one with Nicole Pussycat dolls woman obviously green screened into a garden with others.

So obvious that she was happy to take the money to do the advert but couldn't possibly film with 'normal' mortals.

 

[Chick Webb]

The one with Nicole Pussycat dolls woman obviously green screened into a garden with others.

So obvious that she was happy to take the money to do the advert but couldn't possibly film with 'normal' mortals.

What ad is that? Is that one with "mmmm chocolate bawls..." because I've been wondering who that person is. It's obvious from those ads (like the one with her getting yogurt on herself on the Orient Express) that we're supposed to know who she is, but I don't.

 

[Me76]

What ad is that? Is that one with "mmmm chocolate bawls..." because I've been wondering who that person is. It's obvious from those ads (like the one with her getting yogurt on herself on the Orient Express) that we're supposed to know who she is, but I don't.

That's the one. She is Nicole Scherzinger (had to look up how to spell it). Former Pussycat doll and girlfriend of Lewis Hamilton.

 

[Artaxerxes]

twee child going on about how "mum and dad used to live at nana's but they didn't like it", so they went off, talked to a mortgage company, indebted themselves for life with a loan to buy a home "so they could have meeee!".

Almost everything that's fucked about modern British housing, money and childrearing all in one single ad! Result!!!

Its aspirational you filthy commie

 

[T & P]

HI IM BARRY SCOTT! WHAT A SPEEDRUSH!

Fuck off.

Shame they didn't film that ad on The Smiler.

 

[Espresso]

I've just seen an advert for some sort of bottled water. Smart water, if you don't mind.
The woman doing the talking for this advert says this pile of utter shite:

"We took our inspiration from the clouds to vapour distill our water"
Good God.

 

[May Kasahara]

Haha, I saw the poster advert for that yesterday and shouted 'oh fuck off!' from the comfort of my car.

 

[QOTH]

The Haribo advert with kids voices (or faux kids voices - I don't know any kids that speak like that) dubbed on to adults.

Annoying AND sinister.

 

[twentythreedom]

The Haribo advert with kids voices (or faux kids voices - I don't know any kids that speak like that) dubbed on to adults.

Annoying AND sinister.

Yes, I'm with you on that one, it is a fucking awful advert

 

[twentythreedom]

I've just seen an advert for some sort of bottled water. Smart water, if you don't mind.
The woman doing the talking for this advert says this pile of utter shite:

"We took our inspiration from the clouds to vapour distill our water"
Good God.

I saw that advertised on a bus - inspired by clouds, I mean really, wtf

 

[Hocus Eye.]

Surely nobody leaves the mute button unpressed when the adverts are on.

 

[Espresso]

Surely nobody leaves the mute button unpressed when the adverts are on.

That's a very peculiar thing to say, given the number of people in this thread who are complaining about what they've heard in an advert.

 

[twentythreedom]

I just saw the Best Dad Scarf ad again - so awful

 

[Sirena]

That's a very peculiar thing to say, given the number of people in this thread who are complaining about what they've heard in an advert.

Yeah! Spoilers gonna spoil!

 

[Artaxerxes]

Is it me or has Fathers Day been very heavily advertised this year? I keep seeing tv ads, getting email deals saying "buy your dad shit" over the last 3 weeks or so.

Its fucking annoying as he died 7 years ago.