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Annoying Adverts 2015

Since the crash, those bloodsucking monsters, the banks, have gone balls-out to produce ads that present them as nice, fluffy and people-friendly.

Two current annoying ones are the Santander one where the "best Dad" jumper is returned, and the Lloyds "going back in history" one. :mad:
 
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Can't find it in English, though the Spanish version should suffice.



This is exactly the sort of absent-minded-ness (forgetting there'd be someone in the back), combined with a pitch perfect rendition of the embarassing loud parrot-esque scream I do at the very hint of unexpected/discomfort.

It even makes me jump if it's on and I'm not watching it and I hear it in the room :D
 
Ha, that was quite funny actually.
Is also quite distracting that the front passenger is basically Mark Owen.
 
Thierry Henry telling us that England has "The Greatest League in the World"©, although only since 1992 obviously.
 
This should be annoying, because it's really a public information film, but it's excellent ...

 
Since the crash, those bloodsucking monsters, the banks, have gone balls-out to produce ads that present them as nice, fluffy and people-friendly.

Two current annoying ones are the Santander one where the "best Dad" jumper is returned, and the Lloyds "going back in history" one. :mad:

Oi ! my lifeboat is in that. It's their 250th anniversary ... at least they've brought the black horses back.
Actually, I pretty much detest all the banking adverts. Bloodsucking, thieving, profiteering ..... grumble, mumble
 
Since the crash, those bloodsucking monsters, the banks, have gone balls-out to produce ads that present them as nice, fluffy and people-friendly.

Two current annoying ones are the Santander one where the "best Dad" jumper is returned, and the Lloyds "going back in history" one. :mad:
The 'Best Dad' is truly a sickening piece of exploitative, emotive cack :mad:

Fuck off with that, you cunts :mad:
 
The Travelodge with the puppets I feel I have sussed out, the puppets are meant to represent the political party leaders I think?

Makes it more shit really why David Cameron doesnt have 3 chins.
 
The Travelodge with the puppets I feel I have sussed out, the puppets are meant to represent the political party leaders I think?

Makes it more shit really why David Cameron doesnt have 3 chins.

I've certainly spotted the Cameron one. Who are the others, given Labour doesn't have a leader and no one knows what Tom Farron looks like?
 
It makes me launch across the room for the mute button every time.
They must have made it unbearable on purpose, surely? But why? Yes, people are talking about it, but only to vow never to use the cunts.
 
Those fucking Meerkats and Schwarzenegger, united at last.

Jesus... why? Does Arnie not have enough cash already?
 
If i see that meerkat in real life i am going to throttle it.
my old dear got a free oleg from them for buying insurance, she gave it to Tank the terrier who ripped it into a thousand pieces. I had to hoover up all the stuffing but it was worth it.
 
Those fucking Meerkats and Schwarzenegger, united at last.

Jesus... why? Does Arnie not have enough cash already?

it doesn't work anyway, they work for compare the meerkat iirc, so what are they doing badgering an aging American politician on behalf of an unrelated company:confused:
 
I've just seen an advert for a hair dye, wherein the voiceover woman waxes lyrical in a whispery voice about the legendary brunette of Sophia Loren.
To illustrate the point, the advertisers have elected to show us a photograph of Miss Loren in her heyday. She looks all sultry and glamorous and full of star quality and has a very elegant fifties hairstyle in what is obviously a studio photograph.

The photograph is black and white.
 
I got this one on youtube the other day when I was trying to listen to a son, some bearded wank who goes 'hey, I like my50,000 dollar car (and he shows you it) parked here in my garage up in the hollywood hills. But you know what I value more? Knowledge. Take a look at my bookshelf'

I've never got further than that cos you can skip by that point but I can categorically state that anyone who says 'have a look at my bookshelf' is a bellend of the first water and will be fed feet first into a meatgrinder come the glorious day
 
I got this one on youtube the other day when I was trying to listen to a son, some bearded wank who goes 'hey, I like my50,000 dollar car (and he shows you it) parked here in my garage up in the hollywood hills. But you know what I value more? Knowledge. Take a look at my bookshelf'

I've never got further than that cos you can skip by that point but I can categorically state that anyone who says 'have a look at my bookshelf' is a bellend of the first water and will be fed feet first into a meatgrinder come the glorious day
:rolleyes:I suppose you'll be burning the books as well. :mad::mad::mad:

A mate of mine eventually gave up teaching in Cambodia because of the long-term damage twatish thinking like yours causes, was too frustrating.
 
:rolleyes:I suppose you'll be burning the books as well. :mad::mad::mad:

A mate of mine eventually gave up teaching in Cambodia because of the long-term damage twatish thinking like yours causes, was too frustrating.

I'm pretty sure the issue is with books as status symbols or ways to declare superiority. At least I hope so anyway.

Books are jewels after all (this was beaten into my psyche so hard I am now incapable of throwing books away without feeling guilty, thanks mum)
 
:rolleyes:I suppose you'll be burning the books as well. :mad::mad::mad:

A mate of mine eventually gave up teaching in Cambodia because of the long-term damage twatish thinking like yours causes, was too frustrating.
way to miss the point. The twat was showing of his big house, his big car and his massive library. I got loads of books myself but I'm not some 'observe my intellectual penis' sort. Its wanky. And anyway the ad continues the not so subtle american theme of wealth=intelligence.
 
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