Urban75 Home About Offline BrixtonBuzz Contact

Annoying Adverts 2015

Less annoying: the Money Supermarket ad with that dude doing a Beyoncé :D

Sharon Osbourne can GTF though :mad:


But I use money supermarket. I shall have to change, I don't mind people thinking I think I ride elephants, but I'm not a hot pant wearing Beyonce singing sort of person
 
That Slater and Gordon (iirc) ambulance chaser ad, in which the long-suffering, recovered-from-grave-illness wife marks her return to full health by getting back in the fucking kitchen to cook chicken teriyaki for her husband :hmm:
 
Thomson's ad for sensatory holiday resorts is the one currently giving me the pip.
For one it's not even a word and for two if it was a word, all it could mean was that they have resorts that you can see, hear, touch, smell and see.
For a travel agent, I should have thought that selling us holidays to resorts which actually exist in the physical realm was pretty much the starting point, not something to be boasting about in a sodding advert as if it was the pinnacle of anyone's holiday expectations.
 
Thomson's ad for sensatory holiday resorts is the one currently giving me the pip.
For one it's not even a word and for two if it was a word, all it could mean was that they have resorts that you can see, hear, touch, smell and see.
For a travel agent, I should have thought that selling us holidays to resorts which actually exist in the physical realm was pretty much the starting point, not something to be boasting about in a sodding advert as if it was the pinnacle of anyone's holiday expectations.

I can see the steam coming out of your ears. :D
 
The shouty git ranting on about sales of safestyle windows on the radio. I hate shouty ads anyway, but this one gets my vote as the most annoying advert atm.
Driving up the M6 a couple of days ago the ad was repeated enough times to p155 me off (I was turning the sound down for 30 secs each time it started to assault my ears).
 
The shouty git ranting on about sales of safestyle windows on the radio. I hate shouty ads anyway, but this one gets my vote as the most annoying advert atm.
Driving up the M6 a couple of days ago the ad was repeated enough times to p155 me off (I was turning the sound down for 30 secs each time it started to assault my ears).
YA BUY ONE, YA GET ONE FREE, I SAYS YA BUY ONE YA GET ONE FREE, plus free fitting!

Or is it the "55% discount" bollocks?

Safestyle = cunts :mad:
 
All adverts whose stock in trade is the cuteification or epification of tedious everyday products. So almost all adverts then. Fuck off with your whistling banjo music and your talking animals and your portrayal of concepts as cute or troublesome creatures invading our homes. Fuck off!
 
"They say" that Vanish gets to work on stains in just 30 minutes.

The guy who goes on about something being made from "real ingredients" is still annoying me too, although that ad's been around for a while.
 
I just remembered the one that REALLY annoys me - that healthy eating ad where the kids are climbing all over the countertops and getting themselves unhealthy drinks and snacks out of the cupboards. Don't kids have to ask permission before they go rifling through the cupboards these days? They will in my house.
 
Yes you do :confused:

Chick Webb ah, but kids who eat sweets and lard and drink fizzy pop are naturally lacking in manners and self control. Because they're common. Probably poor, too. Little better than animals really :( The poor vitaminless creatures.
 
"They say" that Vanish gets to work on stains in just 30 minutes.
Though not as bad as Carol Smiley doing those interview style adverts for Finish dishwater tablets. 'Steve here is a dishwasher engineer. Steve, what do your customers complain most about dishwashers?'

Her TV career must have hit rock bottom if she's reduced to doing this...
 
Though not as bad as Carol Smiley doing those interview style adverts for Finish dishwater tablets. 'Steve here is a dishwasher engineer. Steve, what do your customers complain most about dishwashers?'

Her TV career must have hit rock bottom if she's reduced to doing this...
It's called "Dish and Tips" :facepalm:

Some cunt got paid to think of that
 
There's a hairspray containing "touchable memory" now. TBF I know what they mean, but it's still a really stupid phrase.
 
This is a cut above the average TV commercial..;) and it introduces Mr Winner and Vicky the Owl!

 
Back
Top Bottom