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Americans: why don't you use kettles?

:hmm: it's rank compared to fruit juice. I thought it was just for handing out to kids at parties. When you grow up, you learn that water is best for quenching a thirst. :p

water is indeed superior to fruit juice in the qunching department, which is why a pint of it with a finger of squash in there fufills the quenching needs. (summer fruits is my current fave.)


If you want to feel grown up about it just call them cordials and pretend they are for when you mix a cocktail
 
because the whole family does not need boiling water :facepalm::D

how hard is it to understand that we just don't drink tea regularly?
the coffee maker is designed for that, to keep the coffee pot hot for a few hours.
What a out instant coffee, tea, green tea, soup, noodles or whatever in the morning. Sounds like the american system only caters for filtered coffee. That's mad. I prefer not to be shackled by the bounds of my kitchen implements. Americans have coffee because that's all they can have.

And what's this with the Americans and the 'coffee buzz?' Somehow two cups of Joe and you are 'wired'. Doesn't even seem to be a thing outside us culture.
 
This is how one makes coffee at home...

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water is indeed superior to fruit juice in the qunching department, which is why a pint of it with a finger of squash in there fufills the quenching needs. (summer fruits is my current fave.)


If you want to feel grown up about it just call them cordials and pretend they are for when you mix a cocktail
You don't mix cocktails with cordials.
 
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snap!


Yuwipi, does your whole family need boiling water regularly? :D you know, little Bobby and Sal and the tweens? "come and get your boiling water, kids!"

No, tea is really only something you drink when you don't feel well. Its for weaklings and other sickly folk.
 
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As I'm quite often in both places, I've made a list of various things I miss from the UK and take over there.. and some other US things you can't easily get here to throw some light on the differences...

Things I have taken with me or bought from import stores in America because they don't seem to sell them in regular stores:
McVities Digestive Biscuits - not really a thing there. See also hob nobs.
Ribena - because blackcurrants aren't really a thing, and neither is diluting cordials.
Heinz Soup - the preferred choice in America is Campbells condensed soup which, ironically, needs diluting with water.
Jaffa Cakes - not a thing at all
Marmite - probably seen as a Brit peculiarity the world over
Branston Pickle - not a thing at all.
Heinz Beans - US equivalent is 'Bush's Beans' which are flavoured with meat and sweet tasting molasses (vom)
Bisto gravy granules - I've seen gravy sold in cartons/tins - I don't trust it.
Paxo stuffing - not a thing / only found in import stores
Curry sauces - eg. pataks, uncle bens etc. - Not enough South Asian influence to be a thing.
Gold blend coffee - replaced with Tasters Choice which is almost the same
Brit chocolates - of the ones I'm familiar with you can get KitKat, Twix, Snickers, Crunch, and Cadbury Dairy Milk (all with different quality/tasting chocolate), but no Mars Bars, Toffee Crisp, Bounty, Crunchie, Picnic, Boost, Turkish Delight, Maltesers, Aero, Minstrels, Revels, Star Bar, Double Deckers, Whispers, Milky Bar, Buttons, Fry's, or Yorkies :(

Things I wish I could take with me but can't cos perishable, too heavy, or meat:
Taramasalata - can't find it anywhere. Can't move for hummus, guacamole or salsa though.
Sausage rolls - just not a thing - see also pork pies, ginsters pasties, cornish pasties etc etc. nearest you'll get is an apple pastry pie :(
Waitrose microwave Indian meals. No Waitrose period #fwp
London Pride - you can find it sold as bottled beer, but it's a speciality import

Things I was mildly surprised were easy to find and sold all over:
Tetley Tea bags - labelled 'Tetley British Blend' no doubt aimed at Brits/Britophiles - black tea isn't as popular as green/fruity tea
Boddingtons ale (in cans) - called 'Boddingtons Pub Ale' there - presumably to make it sound more British
Newcastle Brown Ale - seems to be big all over the US, for some reason, which is good cos I like it.

Things from America I'd buy in the UK but can't find/get:
Trader Joes Chimichurri Rice
Enriched quick cook rice / Minute Rice
Mexican coke
Bud Lite
'Tide' washing detergent with added Febreeze
Legal medical grade smoke
Massive size Listerine mouthwash
US style soft toilet paper
Fibre 1 cereal
Head & Shoulders shampoo/conditioner with Old Spice fragrance
Anti Monkey Butt powder - non-scented talc for keeping your bum area dry/fresh
Colgate Herbal - was a thing in the UK but can't seem to find it anymore.
 
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As I'm quite often in both places, I've made a list of various things I miss from the UK and take over there.. and some other US things you can't easily get here to throw some light on the differences...

Things I have taken with me or bought from import stores in America because they don't seem to sell them in regular stores:
McVities Digestive Biscuits - not really a thing there. See also hob nobs.
Ribena - because blackcurrants aren't really a thing, and neither is diluting cordials.
Heinz Soup - the preferred choice in America is Campbells condensed soup which, ironically, needs diluting with water.
Jaffa Cakes - not a thing at all
Marmite - probably seen as a Brit peculiarity the world over
Branston Pickle - not a thing at all.
Heinz Beans - US equivalent is 'Bush's Beans' which are flavoured with meat and sweet tasting molasses (vom)
Bisto gravy granules - I've seen gravy sold in cartons/tins - I don't trust it.
Paxo stuffing - not a thing / only found in import stores
Curry sauces - eg. pataks, uncle bens etc. - Not enough South Asian influence to be a thing.
Gold blend coffee - replaced with Tasters Choice which is almost the same
Brit chocolates - of the ones I'm familiar with you can get KitKat, Twix, Snickers, Crunch, and Cadbury Dairy Milk (all with different quality/tasting chocolate), but no Mars Bars, Toffee Crisp, Bounty, Crunchie, Picnic, Boost, Turkish Delight, Maltesers, Aero, Minstrels, Revels, Star Bar, Double Deckers, Whispers, Milky Bar, Buttons, Fry's, or Yorkies :(

Things I wish I could take with me but can't cos perishable, too heavy, or meat:
Taramasalata - can't find it anywhere. Can't move for hummus, guacamole or salsa though.
Sausage rolls - just not a thing - see also pork pies, ginsters pasties, cornish pasties etc etc. nearest you'll get is an apple pastry pie :(
Waitrose microwave Indian meals. No Waitrose period #fwp
London Pride - you can find it sold as bottled beer, but it's a speciality import

Things I was mildly surprised were easy to find and sold all over:
Tetley Tea bags - labelled 'Tetley British Blend' no doubt aimed at Brits/Britophiles - black tea isn't as popular as green/fruity tea
Boddingtons ale (in cans) - called 'Boddingtons Pub Ale' there - presumably to make it sound more British
Newcastle Brown Ale - seems to be big all over the US, for some reason, which is good cos I like it.

Things from America I'd buy in the UK but can't find/get:
Trader Joes Chimichurri Rice
Enriched quick cook rice / Minute Rice
Mexican coke
Bud Lite
'Tide' washing detergent
Legal medical grade smoke
Massive size Listerine mouthwash
US style soft toilet paper
Fibre 1 cereal

You'd buy Bud Lite????? :hmm:

My cousin always used to smuggle some bacon when he went back to the US but stopped when he got busted and had it confiscated.

He brought me sweets from there called Life Savers which I've never seen here.
 
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