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Am I just too old for an Xbox?

I can tell if a film's shit from the first 15 mins. That's how I know Star Wars, Lord of the Rings, and all the other geek films that gamers watch instead of having social interaction, are shit.

Errrr, didn't you just say you've watched lots of films? I could equally well say that watching social realist films about the plight of miners in the 70s is escapism and lacking in social interaction.
 
I can tell if a film's shit from the first 15 mins. That's how I know Star Wars, Lord of the Rings, and all the other geek films that gamers watch instead of having social interaction, are shit.
You haven't watched the first 15 mins, though. You've watched 5 mins from a point an hour in.
 
Those motor cars are stupid as well. Imagine having to have a man with a red flag walking in front of you!
Now you're taking me out of context. Kabbes said I hadn't seen the start; I pointed out that I saw it alright. I didn't say it was all I'd seen.
 
Of games? I'm old enough to remember Ping and the first Space Invaders! I saw the first 15 mins. It was shit.
Not of games, of a game. You can't just play a game for a few minutes against another individual and think you have experienced that game. You really haven't. You've experienced 5 minutes from out of the middle of it.

Also, your comment above is like saying you saw "Exiting the Factory" and declaring that you have seen films and they aren't for you.
 
Don't be daft. You sound a bit cultish. Which shouldn't be a surprise.
"Daft"? Why is it daft?

A game has a learning curve, it has a language, it has an exploratory playspace, it has distinct phases of player experience. There are books and books written on this stuff. To declare that playing five minutes of a modern game against somebody else means you have experienced the game is utter tummyrot. It's worse than saying you have experienced a film because you saw five minutes from the middle of it.
 
Pong (and Space Invaders, for that matter) bears about as much relevance to modern gaming as the aforementioned "Exiting the Factory" does to modern films. It's an interesting historical artefact, but talking about it is really not getting you anywhere in a discussion of modern games/
 
I can tell if a film's shit from the first 15 mins. That's how I know Star Wars, Lord of the Rings, and all the other geek films that gamers watch instead of having social interaction, are shit.

That's right. You're either a gamer or you are someone who enjoys social interaction. There's no middle ground.
 
I can tell if a film's shit from the first 15 mins. That's how I know Star Wars, Lord of the Rings, and all the other geek films that gamers watch instead of having social interaction, are shit.

PMSL! :D

And oh, so true.

I'd bet they all played dungeons and dragons at school.
 
Well, dungeons and dragons is actually social interaction. Even if it is social interaction you don't like.
 
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