Alternative Euro 2004: U75 Team Needed

[Relahni]

Have we got a kit for Wednesday's friendly?

I'm gonna bring a camera - we need to take a team line-up photo before the game!

Ha ha ha. This whole thing has given me more laughs than anything. I should write a comedy about it.

 

[flimsier]

Have we got a kit for Wednesday's friendly?

I'm gonna bring a camera - we need to take a team line-up photo before the game!

I've presently got the old kit but will get the new(er) one!

 

[Brixton Hatter]

Ha ha ha. This whole thing has given me more laughs than anything. I should write a comedy about it.

It is pretty funny. Basically, we've found the brewery but we're still trying to organise the pissup!

The ups!
The downs!
The laughs!
The tears!
The exhilarating excitement and tension in the build up to Wednesday's friendly.....

 

[sleaterkinney]

I think leave two at the back at all times, one is just too vunerable to breaks, the other defender can drift into midfield but no further. What matters is that the person on the ball has someone to pass to.

 

[Rollem]

sleater are you back for this wednesdays friendly?

 

[Relahni]

A song for Urban?

Was trying to think of a song for the U75 team.

Can't think of anything - booze rhymes with lose, drugs rhymes with mugs.

 

[sleaterkinney]

sleater are you back for this wednesdays friendly?

Yeah I will be, I might be a bit rusty though.

 

[flimsier]

how about: to the tune of Robbie William's Angels

I sit and Wait,
For the game to start becos its late,
And do they know,
Ive battled rain and snow,
And im very cold,
Cos I have been told,
That my gaffer is not impressed,
So when Im lying in my bed,
The pain is in my head,
Just thank god I'm not dead,
I should watch Urban instead,

And through it all Rollem's looking for perfection,
With her team selection,
Is it right or wrong?
And as the game goes on,
The gaffer's getting happy,
Shes standing right beside me,
We've been on the booze,
We don't want to lose,
We're watching Urban instead.

Alright, its shit. Your turn.

 

[Relahni]

Ahem..........not so great.

When the ball hit's the goal
it's not shearer or cole
it's Chris Filter..........

Relahni ohh ohh
Relahni ohh oooh ohh
He thinks he's fu*king great
He's Brixton Hatter's mate.

Bun in the oven
She's got a bun in the oven
bun in the oven.

Beee aiitch
there's only one
Bee aiiitch..........

He heads, he's shoots
with gout in his boots
Flimsier - Flimsier

 

[flimsier]

with gout in his boots

This made me laugh very loud!

 

[ChrisFilter]

urban75's relahni (to the tune of micky adams blue and white army)

not funny, but does match the syllables of the normal chant..

cheer up relahni!
oh what can it mean,
to a big pregnant gaffer and wicked football team... oooooooh

 

[Relahni]

urban75's relahni (to the tune of micky adams blue and white army)

not funny, but does match the syllables of the normal chant..

cheer up relahni!
oh what can it mean,
to a big pregnant gaffer and wicked football team... oooooooh

Brixton Hatter's got a few. THey cracked me up.

 

[flimsier]

When I was just a little boy, I asked Scotty what will we be. Will we be winning, will we be fucked. Here's what he said to me. K flim sier!


I'm getting stuck now.



I won't try again. Sorry.

 

[Relahni]

Brixton Hatter's ones.

(to the tune of "up the football league we go")

ee-i-ee-i-ee-i-o
straight up to the bar we go
when we start to lose
we'll drink up all the booze
we are urban, super urban, we havent got a clue!


super, super tone
super, super tone
super, super tone
super tony keeper!


There's only one LD rudeboy
One LD Rudeboy
Walking along
Smoking a bong
Walking in a rudeboy wonderland


(not sure of the tune for this one but it's like "do da, do da day"... y'know?)

our manager is well preggers
yours aint, yours aint,
our manager is well preggers
and she's coming on as sub

 

[Rollem]

i am crap at this...

we're like thunder!
lightening!
the way we play football's frightening!
............i can think of a last line ......

 

[Relahni]

we're like thunder!
lightening!
the way we play football's frightening!
............i can think of a last line ......

We're like thunder
Lightening
The way we play football's frightening.
We're not very good!

 

[Rollem]

do you think >insert opposition< can win
no no
do you think >insert oppoisition< can win
no no
do you think >insert opposition< can win
they wont win a fucking thing
oooh-ooooh.....



>gives up<

 

[Rollem]

We're like thunder
Lightening
The way we play football's frightening.
We're not very good!

no, something positive!!

 

[Relahni]

We've got Ringolevio
You've got Fuck allio

He's here he's there
He's every fucking where.
Sleater K
Sleater K.

Sorry - scraping the barrel now.

 

[the B]

Some of those aren't as bad as you think, or I'd imagine them to be really funny if chanted.

 

[flimsier]

Errm, I have a problem for the friendly.

Some of you may know that I am a member of a newly formed political party. The first elections that party stands on are the day after. An important rally prior to the event has just been booked for the night before.

I understand that this may mean I am less likely to be selected, and I haven't made a proper decision, but if I'm really required to be at aforementioned rally (ie - if people from my workplace are going!) then I want to go.

In such a circumstance, I am happy to drop the kit off to someone early on Wednesday (rally is in Central London).

 

[ChrisFilter]

tonight will be a bit of a test for my blisters.. and my groin, both are still a bit fucked.. but will play through the pain can't wait! to the rest of the team, can't wait till wednesday! my aim is to get the golden boot... don't laugh, I'm boosting my confidence

 

[flimsier]

my aim is to get the golden boot...

Its already mine!

 

[ChrisFilter]

if we work together of course.. no shooting from the half-way line when I'm in space

 

[Relahni]

tonight will be a bit of a test for my blisters.. and my groin, both are still a bit fucked.. but will play through the pain can't wait! to the rest of the team, can't wait till wednesday! my aim is to get the golden boot... don't laugh, I'm boosting my confidence

Well, <wraps Chris, BH and myself in cotton wool> I am under instruction to make sure all our little gems take it easy tonight. Warm up properly, take it easy and don't get hurt!

Will try to make sure we're all on the same side.

 

[flimsier]

I'll be as generous as ever.

Sometimes I make the wrong decision but I'd like to think its never down to selfishness. I almost always pass if the chances of getting the pass and shot right are higher than getting just the shot right. Of course, as Lineker (who I know we both admire) says, that is two things to one, but sometimes its better not to shoot!

 

[ChrisFilter]

"Well, <wraps Chris, BH and myself in cotton wool> I am under instruction to make sure all our little gems take it easy tonight. Warm up properly, take it easy and don't get hurt!

Will try to make sure we're all on the same side."


would make sense, also, try and get us shooting towards the tennis courts.. wanna play well again, and it was going that way.

flimsier - agreed.. I pass too much.. not any more.. clinical

 

[Rollem]

Errm, I have a problem for the friendly.

Some of you may know that I am a member of a newly formed political party. The first elections that party stands on are the day after. An important rally prior to the event has just been booked for the night before.

if the rally is the night before, why cant you make wednesdays friendly - or am i missing something here?

no worries if you cant though, we'll have to improvise

chris, take note, relahni is taking it "easy" tonight, as any injuries before the tournament will not be looked kindly upon by the gaffer....

 

[ChrisFilter]

you're being dumb sunny jim..

rally is the night before the elections on thursday.

can see how you got confused though..

 

[Rollem]

>keeps thicko hat on<

rally is the night before the elections on thursday.

so, why cant flim make wednesday?