All of Philip Baker's crap threads compiled into one big, pointless, unfunny thread

[B.I.G]

Tell us the one about how you had to run off from a game after the parents of a under 18 player with a disability took exception to your heckling of their son at a youth game.

 

[B.I.G]

editor

 

[editor]

Great to see the new outside bar at Champion Hill, equipped with three large tvs.

One each for Love Island, Bake Off, and anything with Larry Grayson in it.

That should keep the Labour Party happy whilst the rest of us are watching the football

I'm getting really bored having to give up my time to move your deeply unfunny weird bullshit into this one thread. You are welcome to keep adding whatever you like to this thread (subject to the board rules) but every time you start a brand new thread, you're going to get a warning. And if you keep on adding more threads, you will eventually accrue enough points for a temp ban.

So it's very much up to you.

 

[Philip Baker]

I see that Tarquin , Tobias, and Torquil have got their crayons out again and have written such political graffiti as " No Racism", "No Sexism" and "No Homophobia" on the steps in the main stand.

Apart from the Health and Safety implication of diverting people's eyes downwards , when others are carrying drinks from above, surely this is sending out the wrong messages.

Stale , pale, males, head up those steps to the bar looking for their bloody drink......those messages should read "No Smoking", "No decent beer" and "No sense of humour".

That'll get rid of the bast*rds !

 

[B.I.G]

editor

 

[editor]

Oh what a shame. That last warning for his shitty threads tipped him into an auto ban.

 

[pettyboy]

Tell us the one about how you had to run off from a game after the parents of a under 18 player with a disability took exception to your heckling of their son at a youth game.

Would love to hear this

 

[B.I.G]

Would love to hear this

Dartford Youth vs Dulwich Hamlet Youth, FA Youth Cup Third Qualifying Round, 16 October 2018.

Phil decided it was decidedly too woke to NOT make repeated references to a child's weight issues as he perceived them. So he make several loud references directed at the Dartford goalkeeper.

It turned out that the family of the child took extreme exception to these comments as the keeper had been affected by a stomach issue that had meant treatment at Great Ormond Street for a large part of their early childhood. The keeper also had Asperger's, which perhaps intensified their ire at Phil's comments.

Needless to say this ire meant that Mr Baker was advised to leave the ground for his own safety.

All good bantz I'm sure he would agree.

 

[pettyboy]

Dartford Youth vs Dulwich Hamlet Youth, FA Youth Cup Third Qualifying Round, 16 October 2018.

Phil decided it was decidedly too woke to NOT make repeated references to a child's weight issues as he perceived them. So he make several loud references directed at the Dartford goalkeeper.

It turned out that the family of the child took extreme exception to these comments as the keeper had been affected by a stomach issue that had meant treatment at Great Ormond Street for a large part of their early childhood. The keeper also had Asperger's, which perhaps intensified their ire at Phil's comments.

Needless to say this ire meant that Mr Baker was advised to leave the ground for his own safety.

All good bantz I'm sure he would agree.

Charming

 

[two sheds]

Suddenly things start to make sense

 

[EDC]

Dartford Youth vs Dulwich Hamlet Youth, FA Youth Cup Third Qualifying Round, 16 October 2018.

Phil decided it was decidedly too woke to NOT make repeated references to a child's weight issues as he perceived them. So he make several loud references directed at the Dartford goalkeeper.

It turned out that the family of the child took extreme exception to these comments as the keeper had been affected by a stomach issue that had meant treatment at Great Ormond Street for a large part of their early childhood. The keeper also had Asperger's, which perhaps intensified their ire at Phil's comments.

Needless to say this ire meant that Mr Baker was advised to leave the ground for his own safety.

All good bantz I'm sure he would agree.

Kept his head down in the League match a few days later too, if he even went.

 

[pug]

Dartford Youth vs Dulwich Hamlet Youth, FA Youth Cup Third Qualifying Round, 16 October 2018.

Phil decided it was decidedly too woke to NOT make repeated references to a child's weight issues as he perceived them. So he make several loud references directed at the Dartford goalkeeper.

It turned out that the family of the child took extreme exception to these comments as the keeper had been affected by a stomach issue that had meant treatment at Great Ormond Street for a large part of their early childhood. The keeper also had Asperger's, which perhaps intensified their ire at Phil's comments.

Needless to say this ire meant that Mr Baker was advised to leave the ground for his own safety.

All good bantz I'm sure he would agree.

Should retitle the thread to 'why Phil Baker is a massive arsehole'

 

[Cyclodunc]

Dartford Youth vs Dulwich Hamlet Youth, FA Youth Cup Third Qualifying Round, 16 October 2018.

Phil decided it was decidedly too woke to NOT make repeated references to a child's weight issues as he perceived them. So he make several loud references directed at the Dartford goalkeeper.

It turned out that the family of the child took extreme exception to these comments as the keeper had been affected by a stomach issue that had meant treatment at Great Ormond Street for a large part of their early childhood. The keeper also had Asperger's, which perhaps intensified their ire at Phil's comments.

Needless to say this ire meant that Mr Baker was advised to leave the ground for his own safety.

All good bantz I'm sure he would agree.

remember the date, remember the name

 

[PartisanDulwich]

please end this now
DNR