Pink Panther
Well-Known Member
It may also explain why Philip Baker drinks like a fish!
All of Philip Baker's crap threads compiled into one big, pointless, unfunny thread
- Thread starter Philip Baker
- Start date
tonysingh
Random Clever and Witty Strapline
Are you implying we smell of fish?
editor
hiraethified
No more of this crap please.
Philip Baker
Active Member
Calm down, we all know its 'acceptable' to the rainbow to be racist as long as its against white people, preferably the "pale,male, and stale".
Paula_G
Flitting in & out like Tinkerbell on Meth
Pale as supplied by the bucket load from the bar.
Male - if you could see past the overhang you might be able to confirm it?
Stale - definitely not going to argue with that!
Philip Baker
Active Member
tonysingh
Random Clever and Witty Strapline
You're way too late to prevent the takeover (nee theft) of our club Philip Baker . 
Philip Baker
Active Member
Afraid of losing your 200 to 3,000 'majority', why don't you just fuck off and try your shit on Hemel Hempstead supporters.
Its just you and Garethwrexy tbf.
Philip Baker
Active Member
Perhaps not...... however, most people just like to go to the Hamlet on a Saturday afternoon in order to watch a game of football, we don't want a lecture from Peckham based Pol Pots on what we should or should not think.You're way too late to prevent the takeover (nee theft) of our club Philip Baker .
Opportunist dickheads. like you, appeared only for the first time in anti Meadow marches, never before.
The reality is that a lot of football fans couldn't give a toss about rainbow politics.
We go to watch a strange thing called football.
You haven't won yet....and I look forward to the contest.
tonysingh
Random Clever and Witty Strapline
You've probably got me confused with someone else, given i've been around since about 1990, a fair chunk pre Meadow.
I'll accept your apology now.
What’s gammon again? A derogatory term for people of a certain complexion?
blueheaven
Well-Known Member
Genuinely interested to know when you've been to a Hamlet match and been lectured to "on what you should or should not think"?
Pickman's model
Starry Wisdom
- sets up deckchair
- gets popcorn
I have no idea what you're talking about but I prefer the impotent rage to shit attempts at humour. Thank you.
I’ve been going to Dulwich since 1986. My first memory of tonysingh was definitely in advance of seeing Philip Baker. I seem to recall he was involved protesting Cliveden in the early 2000s. You do owe him an apology.
PartisanDulwich
Well-Known Member
but natural free swimming salmon are not pink in colour ?
but like this thread, a total irrelevance
but like this thread, a total irrelevance
Pink Panther
Well-Known Member
I propose the thread be retitled "Baker's Half Baked Bollocks."
Philip Baker
Active Member
Dear Angela,
It has come to our attention here at the Hamlet, that there was a football match yesterday [which unfortunately we missed as there was a special on Malbec at Waitrose].
During this game certain pale, male and stale individuals became intoxicated and were , quite frankly beastly to the Germans.
We pride ourselves on our intolerance to such people, and can we assure that they did not get their alcohol here, as its much too expensive and it tastes like piss.
However, not wishing to criticise your country as our former leaders in the EU........ and associated your associated German efficiency........ this may not have happened if your 'gammons' had beaten our 'gammons' some 75 years ago, oh and 102 years ago, and we would all then be quaffing Blue Nun and Brockwurst together.
Yours Sincerly,
Tarquin Tosspot
Unelected Leader DHFC Equalities Officer
P.S. you must give me the pattern for that dress
It has come to our attention here at the Hamlet, that there was a football match yesterday [which unfortunately we missed as there was a special on Malbec at Waitrose].
During this game certain pale, male and stale individuals became intoxicated and were , quite frankly beastly to the Germans.
We pride ourselves on our intolerance to such people, and can we assure that they did not get their alcohol here, as its much too expensive and it tastes like piss.
However, not wishing to criticise your country as our former leaders in the EU........ and associated your associated German efficiency........ this may not have happened if your 'gammons' had beaten our 'gammons' some 75 years ago, oh and 102 years ago, and we would all then be quaffing Blue Nun and Brockwurst together.
Yours Sincerly,
Tarquin Tosspot
Unelected Leader DHFC Equalities Officer
P.S. you must give me the pattern for that dress
You've slipped.
Philip Baker
Active Member
What's this "damned by faint praise".....your brighter than I thought.....you must have an 'O' level.
Philip Baker
Active Member
Having succeeded in replacing 'winners' and 'losers' sport in local schools with bean bag throwing, we at the Hamlet have been working tirelessly to prevent a competitive atmosphere at Champion Hill.....witness our performance in endless play offs, and our mid table finish, despite massive crowds.
We have now agreed reluctantly to allowed approved limited chanting.
However this will be allowed only when you are really cross....after say.....failing to get your sourdough bread into a Harrods toaster.
Jocasta is really quite clever, and has suggested the following:-
" Who's your parent's birth partner referee, who's your parent's birth partner referee.....you ain't got one, you're a love child.....you are a lovechild referee.
Any thoughts ?
We have now agreed reluctantly to allowed approved limited chanting.
However this will be allowed only when you are really cross....after say.....failing to get your sourdough bread into a Harrods toaster.
Jocasta is really quite clever, and has suggested the following:-
" Who's your parent's birth partner referee, who's your parent's birth partner referee.....you ain't got one, you're a love child.....you are a lovechild referee.
Any thoughts ?
StephenMac
Well-Known Member
Only that you might want to consider getting a hobby to pass the time in your retirement.
