A thank you to Brexiteers.

[bimble]

One less brand of olive oil.

Probably more likely to mean extra brands of olive oil, exclusively for the UK market, the kind they’d previously had to dispose of or use for industrial purposes only cos it didn’t meet anyones safety standards.
ETA Yep, we are now liberated from these rules about what kinds of thing can be sold to us as olive oil and which can’t so yeah it’s great cos there’ll probably be cheaper stuff available here that you couldn’t buy in any EU country

https://ec.europa.eu/info/sites/default/files/food-farming-fisheries/plants_and_plant_products/documents/factsheet-olive-oil_en.pdf

 

[bimble]

Rees-Mogg, in his new role as Minister for Brexit Opportunities, needs your help (if you read the sun).

 

[teqniq]

CWS:

 

[Fozzie Bear]

Rees-Mogg, in his new role as Minister for Brexit Opportunities, needs your help (if you read the sun).

Repeal the Outer Space Act 1986.

 

[Yossarian]

Rees-Mogg, in his new role as Minister for Brexit Opportunities, needs your help (if you read the sun). View attachment 309484

"That must be a Brexit bonus in your pocket because nobody has ever been pleased to see me."

 

[bimble]

Full ridiculous thing below because even though it’s just a shit little ploy to try to keep sun readers onside it’s quite something, 2 years after Freedom Day.

Maybe leave voters on here could write to him let him know if you’re feeling shocked & disappointed that he’s not interpreting your vote quite how you meant it.

 

[existentialist]

Surely they must be running out of dead cats by now?

 

[gosub]

Surely they must be running out of dead cats by now?

At least NOW we don't have to worry about any EU dead cat legilation, UK is free to import and export dead cats from all over the world.

 

[not a trot]

Surely they must be running out of dead cats by now?

One thing in Johnsons favour. No footage of him kicking a cat round the kitchen has emerged, yet.

 

[Pickman's model]

One thing in Johnsons favour. No footage of him kicking a cat round the kitchen has emerged, yet.

You won't believe what's leaked next

 

[Duncan2]

Does it make any sense for HR Departments to be delivering diversity training these days?In the giant Distribution Centre where i work at the edge of a Midlands railway town there are a couple of Ghanaians and six native Britons.Everyone else speaks Polish.We could hardly be more diverse already?

 

[The39thStep]

Does it make any sense for HR Departments to be delivering diversity training these days?In the giant Distribution Centre where i work at the edge of a Midlands railway town there are a couple of Ghanaians and six native Britons.Everyone else speaks Polish.We could hardly be more diverse already?

Probably , for the Poles .

 

[Artaxerxes]

 

[two sheds]

I liked Slim Pickens ("brother of Easy") he was great in Blazing Saddles and Dr. Strangelove.

 

[andysays]

I liked Slim Pickens ("brother of Easy") he was great in Blazing Saddles and Dr. Strangelove.

 

[two sheds]

That's the image that comes to mind

 

[Yossarian]

 

[gosub]

View attachment 309634

That's not fair to the entire history of the Sun, it was a very different publication before Murdoch got hold of it.

 

[Bahnhof Strasse]

Remainers should grasp the oppertunity the haunted pencil is offering, rather than moaning as per, write to clown with your lists of EU regulations you'd like ended:

Customs checks for travel of people and goods between the UK and EU.
The banning of UK students from the Erasmus scheme.
And so on.

 

[Dogsauce]

I vote for an end to roaming charges.

 

[Raheem]

• 4-day week
• Shakin' Stevens back in the charts
• Cancel Coronation Street

 

[Dogsauce]

Cars to come equipped with 8-track cassette players again.

(think I filched that off the film Armageddon)

 

[Dogsauce]

Christmas to be unbanned permanently.

 

[Dogsauce]

Reinstate the ban on ‘Nuclear Power - No Thanks!’ stickers in any language other than English.

 

[Dogsauce]

Get rid of the woke nonsense requirement for racists to say ‘I’m not racist but…’ before saying something racist. Think of the conversational efficiency in golf clubhouses across the land.

 

[Dogsauce]

Service stations to be allowed to issue Smurf window stickers again when buying petrol.

 

[Badgers]

 

[Raheem]

Noticed that he mentions salmon at the end of that. Someone posted some data here the other day showing that salmon was the only exported product that had seen an increase since Brexit (for which, I'll bet there's a specific explanation anyway).

 

[two sheds]

Scottish salmon farms also have disease problems for themselves and also wild salmon in the area as Private Eye has detailed over the years.

 

[existentialist]

Jesus fucking Christ, that was damning. He's useless