A Delicious 12-Course Meal Squeezed Into A Can

[Dr Smith]

Mmmmmm....

I am proud to be alive in this era.

 

[farmerbarleymow]

I wouldn't bother, quite frankly :-

http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=techmoan breakfast&oq=techmoan breakfast&gs_l=youtube.3...3223.11564.0.11872.19.18.1.0.0.0.157.1148.17j1.18.0...0.0...1ac.1.11.youtube.cqzdzsmu-yk

My dreams have been dashed.

But it looks damned weird to not toast the muffin properly beforehand. That's just not right.

 

[toggle]

Most disgusting ever was in Beijing eating hotpot (which consists of a boiling bowl of soup in the middle of the table that you dip your bits of lamb, pigs' brain, cow bowel or whatever into to cook) where a friend had ordered a live fish to be added. Apart from the cruelty of watching a fish boiled alive in front of me I just couldn't get over the fact that it didn't seem to have been gutted first. Fish shit soup. Yum yum yum.

I'll assume you never eat shellfish?

 

[maomao]

I'll assume you never eat shellfish?

Always throw the guts away when I cook scallops.

 

[Tankus]

Surprised no ones mentioned these yet , mid 70's

Every squidgy lump had bits of tube in it...always wondered where that came from? , animal ,plant, or ICI...?...always had a ring of congealed fat around the edge of the can on opening , possibly the tastiest part.
My grandad liked them as he didn't need to put his teeth in.
The onion gravy on chips, with lots of vinegar wasn't to bad.

I actually had these for Christmas dinner once .....after my mother forgot to defrost the turkey...

I could have sworn that the tin was yellow though.....?

 

[Cheesypoof]

Even breadmakers are wrong.

 

[farmerbarleymow]

Even breadmakers are wrong.

Breadmakers are for lazy people. <ducks>

I make bread by hand. :smug face:

 

[gentlegreen]

Breadmakers are ace.

 

[farmerbarleymow]

Goblin meat puddings remind me of my gran who was partial to them. They always looked vile.

 

[farmerbarleymow]

Breadmakers are ace.

Lazy sod!

 

[Spymaster]

Goblin meat puddings remind me of my gran who was partial to them. They always looked vile.

Goblin steak and kidney puddings cost 36p when I was at uni. They were our staple diet!

 

[farmerbarleymow]

Goblin steak and kidney puddings cost 36p when I was at uni. They were our staple diet!

I remember a school friend whose mother accidentally boiled one dry. It exploded and the shrapnel marks and stains were visible in the kitchen ceiling for years afterwards.

 

[Badgers]

Just seen this delicacy in a local shop

 

[kittyP]

I'll assume you never eat shellfish?

You can can de-vain (which is the intestine) most bigger shell fish and smaller ones like shrimp it's not the same as fish guts.

 

[kittyP]

Even breadmakers are wrong.

I can't kneed bread as my finger joints are bad with arthritis most of the time.
I shall use my breadmaker guilt free thank you

 

[farmerbarleymow]

I can't kneed bread as my finger joints are bad with arthritis most of the time.
I shall use my breadmaker guilt free thank you

You have a medical pass. But everyone else is lazy.

 

[friedaweed]

I kneed my bread with my feet. Leaving my hands free to do what I want

 

[kittyP]

You have a medical pass. But everyone else is lazy.

Well actually I won't use it guilt free as it is broken

 

[gentlegreen]

You have a medical pass. But everyone else is lazy.

How do you make your coffee ?

 

[maomao]

I can't kneed bread as my finger joints are bad with arthritis most of the time.
I shall use my breadmaker guilt free thank you

Breadmakers are also for people with crap ovens. (rented accomodation, no choice)

 

[Badgers]

Get back on topic people

 

[Frumious B.]

I might get a tin of this as I'm a bit behind on my cholesterol consumption. This delicacy has 1170% of one's recommended daily amount!

Apparently many people think it's normal to have this for breakfast with scrambled eggs, hence the serving suggestion pictured.

 

[Frances Lengel]

The milk gravy sounds the worst thing about that. Warm milk? *shudders*

 

[farmerbarleymow]

The milk gravy sounds the worst thing about that. Warm milk? *shudders*

I agree - warm milk is horrible. But combined with pork brains? I'd confess to anything under threat of being made to eat that.

Look at the percentage RDA of cholesterol - 1170%. Wow!

 

[RubyToogood]

Well actually I won't use it guilt free as it is broken

I posted this before on the baking thread, but there is a no-knead technique:

 

[story]

Because of this thread, I looked at the chicken-in-a-can Amazon link, and because I have an American Amazon account, I am now being spammed by them sending me hideous suggestions for food-based products crammed into a can

 

[May Kasahara]

Do tell

 

[story]

Bread in a can

Roast beef in a can

Ham in a can

95% fat free chicken in a can

 

[Frumious B.]

Ah, bread in can, one of the many benefits of the USA's liberation of Iraq. It was the first time that American soldiers had to live off field rations for months on end. Market research said they missed bread, so the boffins were asked to invent some with a shelf life of 2 years. And they did! I had some in a gas station sandwich in the US. It had meat and stuff in it, but it wasn't refrigerated and the sell by date was a year away.

 

[equationgirl]

Bread in a can

Roast beef in a can

Ham in a can

95% fat free chicken in a can

Well to be fair it would have to be a thin chicken to be squeezed into a can...

Bread in a can must be horrendous though.