40k Monopoly

[DotCommunist]

actually not a joke?

How does this even...I just don't know how it'd work even with a brief reskin

Hotels for the hotel god!

In the grim darkness of the far future there is only rent?

 

[mrs quoad]

Actually not a GOOD joke.

“Featuring 28 key locations from the setting, Monopoly: Warhammer 40,000 lets you play as one of six iconic metal tokens representing key factions and make your way around the board buying, selling, and trading properties in the 41st Millennium. Build up your conquered locations with Outposts and Fortifications, seal your destiny with Fate and Glory cards, and collect a Billion Souls for the Emperor to continue your quest to dominate the board!”

:/

 

[mrs quoad]

That said.

“Erm...?”

 

[NoXion]

Looks like a pretty lazy reskin. Heretics don't go to jail, they get burnt by the righteous flames of purification.

 

[DotCommunist]

free parking should have been the eye of terror.

 

[mrs quoad]

An appalled gamer on some forum somewhere suggested that this is mostly aimed at confused but well intentioned nans, and that a fuckload of tabletop gamers may find themselves opening parcels of sadness come Christmas.

 

[DotCommunist]

six iconic metal tokens though, not a total waste. You could use them for objective markers on a real game of 40k