Recommendation Zoom / Teams equipment

[TopCat]

My sister is thinking of getting botox.

A vanity too far...

 

[pesh]

My sister is thinking of getting botox.

i'd probably try a ring light first

 

[existentialist]

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or there is always sandpaper.

I'm pretty sure that's not for faces

 

[pesh]

can confirm it works though

 

[farmerbarleymow]

I'm pretty sure that's not for faces

Put a face mask on each time before a video call - the gunk in it should render your head non-shiny - I've got a clay one and that doesn't look shiny at all when you slather it on your face.

 

[existentialist]

Put a face mask on each time before a video call - the gunk in it should render your head non-shiny - I've got a clay one and that doesn't look shiny at all when you slather it on your face.

That's pretty advanced cosmeticery from my POV

 

[TopCat]

Is there an app that can whiten my teeth in real time during Teams meetings?

 

[tommers]

I need some sort of pc mouse wobbler to keep me green lit in Teams. Any ideas?

Mousejiggle..exe

 

[tommers]

This thread is so weird.

 

[tommers]

I've got my pyjamas on until at least lunchtime most days

 

[TopCat]

I've got my pyjamas on until at least lunchtime most days

I may have no pants on during teams meetings.

 

[tommers]

I may have no pants on during teams meetings.

Nobody does.

 

[pesh]

Is there an app that can whiten my teeth in real time during Teams meetings?

doing a manual white balance off your teeth should work

 

[2hats]

Is there an app that can whiten my teeth in real time during Teams meetings?

 

[TopCat]

One of the more sensible suggestions...

 

[existentialist]

Is there an app that can whiten my teeth in real time during Teams meetings?

Actually, joking apart, there's a bit of software called OBS that does all kinds of things. One of those things is the ability to apply "filters" to video passing through it. I haven't checked, but there are various colour modification and image tuning filters in there, and it may be that one of them might be good at whitening teeth.

You basically fire it up, have it feed from your webcam, add layers, filters, etc, and send it to a virtual webcam. Then you tell Teams to use the virtual webcam - it's like real-time online video editing, you can fade between "scenes" and all sorts.

 

[TopCat]

Actually, joking apart, there's a bit of software called OBS that does all kinds of things. One of those things is the ability to apply "filters" to video passing through it. I haven't checked, but there are various colour modification and image tuning filters in there, and it may be that one of them might be good at whitening teeth.

You basically fire it up, have it feed from your webcam, add layers, filters, etc, and send it to a virtual webcam. Then you tell Teams to use the virtual webcam - it's like real-time online video editing, you can fade between "scenes" and all sorts.

Aw lovely this gives hope.

I got all my kit delivered. The work laptop came today too. It set up seamlessly. VPN, Citrix and all that. The screen just said there there and wait.

I have been doing Teams training courses stuff today.

Got a meeting with my Director in the morning. I will be fabulous and I thank all for the recommendations and general piss taking.