You're Harry Kane. Who do you move to?

[Johnny Doe]

in the late 80s and early 90s a lot of the girls from st michael's (i suppose that's the school you mean) went to the moss, which was one of its great attractions.

Indeed I do. To this day some of my closest friends are St Mick's girls. It had almost the same concentration of Irish descent as my school (FCHS), so that element gravitated toward the Irish pubs.

 

[Jay Park]

the day sol campbell moved to arsenal i went for my lunchtime pint at the innisfree on ballards lane, where i often bumped into a couple of spurs fans, probably both dead now sadly - and i very nearly had a pint tipped over my head for the heinous crime of being the messenger

how does one 'nearly' have a pint poured over their head. Was the pint held above your head with threats, or did they attempt and fail?

 

[Pickman's model]

Indeed I do. To this day some of my closest friends are St Mick's girls. It had almost the same concentration of Irish descent as my school (FCHS), so that element gravitated toward the Irish pubs.

ah - you must have been to mary mags then too

 

[Johnny Doe]

ah - you must have been to mary mags then too

Many a snog and fumble there, yes.

 

[Pickman's model]

Many a snog and fumble there, yes.

 

[Johnny Doe]

So it's decided! Harry Kane should got to St Mary Of Magdalene Catholic Church Hall disco, neck a bottle of Mad Dog 20/20 and snog a young lady from St Michael's Convent School

 

[steveo87]

I mean I voted for PSG.
But it's definitely going to be City.

That said, I can envisage a situation where, because of his 'janky' knees, he comes back from the Euros injured, and either doesn't move on because no one wants to spend 150m on a player who injured, or spends the first third of next season injured.

Although that may be wishful thinking.

 

[elbows]

Norwich. If they dont win anything then Delia can still make him a trophy shaped cake.

 

[elbows]

I mean I voted for PSG.
But it's definitely going to be City.

That said, I can envisage a situation where, because of his 'janky' knees, he comes back from the Euros injured, and either doesn't move on because no one wants to spend 150m on a player who injured, or spends the first third of next season injured.

Although that may be wishful thinking.

I thought it was his ankles that have been the issue in recent seasons?

KANE = Kanes Ankles Need Enhancing.

 

[Johnny Doe]

I mean I voted for PSG.
But it's definitely going to be City.

I realise St Mary of Magadelene's Catholic Church Hall Disco was not in the poll, but if you've read the thread.......

 

[steveo87]

I realise St Mary of Magadelene's Catholic Church Hall Disco was not in the poll, but if you've read the thread.......

I've done it again....

 

[Jay Park]

I can't believe the pied piper still succeeds with his tired, old, cranky flute

 

[stavros]

Mods, can you edit the poll options to include north London drinking establishments, please?

 

[Flavour]

Is there any reason to think City will sign him? I reckon Harry would rather stay in London. He should go to Chelsea. They need a striker.

 

[stavros]

Even City aren't going to be able to afford Kane and Haaland, without even FIFA/UEFA/the FA clamping down on their spending.

Are they?

 

[donkyboy]

I would prefer Haaland at united, but will take 'arry