X Factor 2009!

[Gromit]

Because her comments about the ex-strippers (or probably now just strippers again)

So I'm not the only one who suspects that their new professions were quickly rustled up inbetween the judge's houses and the live finals.

Only they couldn't get the one girl a job so just enrolled her on some cheap course so that she could say she was a student.

As for Cheri Coal, her performance and her outfit.

Song dire.
Voice dire.
Outfit dire. Was she doing a benefit gig for the Salvation Army? Wrong for the dancing she was doing too.
Dancing was okay.

I'd still put my willy in her though.

 

[Gromit]

Oh i live in such a classy town.

Driving home yesterday i spotted a Vote Lloyd banner in a local hairdressers. Covered the entire bottom half of their window. Had his picture on it and x-factor graphics n everything.

Driving to work to day i spotted that a local solicitors are fighting the Vote Lloyd campaign and have put up a Vote Lucie banner which is three times as big. If I wanted someone to represent me in ASBO court i'd be choosing their practice. Although obviously as they are solicitors they had to pick the posh welsh girl. Yes posh. Pentyrch is very well off dispite x-factor trying to make it sound Dickensian.

 

[Looby]

I hate big band week.

 

[colacubes]

I hate big band week.

Innit

Olly's getting right on my tits as well

 

[colacubes]

Backflip = Lame

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

Fly Me to the Moon indeed

*shoots rocket up his arse*


wobbling all over the place

 

[Looby]

Bland and a bit flat. The backflip was bizarre.

 

[Miss Potter]

his voice was all over the place (Lloyd that is)

I love Olly, he's a great all round entertainer

 

[Fictionist]

Neither of those first two contestants can sing.

 

[ChrisFilter]

I'm starting to like Olly. Lloyd is weak though. He should go. He won't though.

 

[moomoo]

I hate big band week.

Me too. But I do have a bit of a thing for Micheal Buble so I'm not complaining...

 

[Fictionist]

Miss Frank.

Oh fuck off. Please.

 

[ChrisFilter]

Neither of those first two contestants can sing.

Eh? Olly was strong, vocally.

 

[Fictionist]

Eh? Olly was strong, vocally.

Not in my world. The boy can't sing.

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

Get rid of two of the girls and keep the short one in the middle

 

[Fictionist]

Get rid of two of the girls and keep the short one in the middle

Hell no. Too much weave, make up and attitude (and probably contact lenses too).

Wack.

 

[Geri]

Me too. But I do have a bit of a thing for Micheal Buble so I'm not complaining...

Yeah, he's cute alright.

 

[ChrisFilter]

Miss Frank were ok. But as a rule, they're a bit... obvious.

 

[Fictionist]

Rachel.

It's the image stupid!!!! With the hair down you are likely to be more acceptable to the audience. With the shaven sides showing you are probably a little too Grace Jones. Irrespective of your singing you are quite beautiful.

 

[ChrisFilter]

I enjoyed Rachel's performance

 

[moomoo]

I thought Rachel was great! Really enjoyed her performance.

 

[Looby]

I did. She seems more chilled and less stroppy tonight too.

 

[catrina]

rachel is awesome. If people don't vote for her this week then I give up.

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

She looks lovely tonight

None of those silly shoulder pads and haircut

Now she's acting all dippy like Stacey

 

[Sweaty Betty]

Why did they cut away when she went into her major dance routine?????? twice as well

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

I did. She seems more chilled and less stroppy tonight too.

She had the weight of the world on her shoulder pads before

 

[Looby]

She looks lovely tonight

Those silly shoulder pads and haircut

Now she's acting all dippy like Stacey

God, I just said them to magic sam. Is she acting dippy on purpose?

 

[Liveist]

Rachel, you were great, love, but if you don't calm the fuck down people will start hating you

 

[Geri]

Rachel.

It's the image stupid!!!! With the hair down you are likely to be more acceptable to the audience. With the shaven sides showing you are probably a little too Grace Jones.

She looked so much better tonight. Amazing what a difference a hairstyle can make!

 

[zoooo]

Mmm, yummy Michael Buble.