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X Factor 2009!

She's alright, she's a bit bland though. Like, I don't know how much fun I'd have on a night out with her, we'd probably have quite boring conversations.

I'd probably just keep putting my fingers in her dimples and chuckling to myself to keep myself amused.
 
electrogirl said:
She's alright, she's a bit bland though. Like, I don't know how much fun I'd have on a night out with her, we'd probably have quite boring conversations.

I'd probably just keep putting my fingers in her dimples and chuckling to myself to keep myself amused.
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Yeah, I suspect she might be a dull. A bit too driven.
 
The army bit of that performance was very michael/janet jacksony, I thought.

I do a really good impression of Stacey Solomon. Although it can sometimes be mistaked for a Frank Spencer impression. I love her though.
 
Oh and all the boys are well boring. They're balloonfaces to me, they all just merge into one person, I can't remember any of their names.

Oh apart from Olly and his sexy shiny trousers, obvs.
 
electrogirl said:
The army bit of that performance was very michael/janet jacksony, I thought.
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yes. that look's very "in" at the moment, though, as they say. we had those alexander wang boots she was wearing at work.

it strikes me as bit :hmm: with all this michael jackson military style look, though, how balmain have been pushing it massively this season (frogging, big shoulder pads, cropped tuxedo trousers, etc) and then michael jackson dies. i reckon there's something dodgy going on.

i love cheryl.
 
I now fucking love the twins.

I want them to stay until the end and then get brutally voted out first in the final, when people stop wanting to be entertained by idiots and let the talented people win.
 
zoooo said:
I now fucking love the twins.

I want them to stay until the end and then get brutally voted out first in the final, when people stop wanting to be entertained by idiots and let the talented people win.
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I love them too. I love that even when they do that weird arm linking thing it's all clumsy and crap and the fact they keep swinging in to the stage as their entrance and the way one of them does a weirdy clumsy kick at the end and the other doesn't and the fact they don't understand why people think they are crap.

I love them.
 
My brother works in some office in Soho, and upstairs they use it for the X factor Press conferences. He said a month or so ago he was in the toilet and someone was singing full volume in there.

As it is actually the toilet just for his office he thought it strange. A lad in a baseball cap came out of the cubicle, still singing loudly, it being one of the twins. Apparently his brother came in then and chastised him "Stop doing that ya fecking ejit"
 
electrogirl said:
I love them too. I love that even when they do that weird arm linking thing it's all clumsy and crap and the fact they keep swinging in to the stage as their entrance and the way one of them does a weirdy clumsy kick at the end and the other doesn't
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That was THE BEST.

And the odd homoerotic bit where they talked to each other.

AWESOME.
 
ChrisFilter said:
Yes, but you're a contrarian.
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I'm not contratian just for the sake of it though. I just think she's terribly shallow and a bit rubbish.

I found her performance weak and boring, and a bit of an insult to the people there that do a much better job every week. Aside from the outfits there wasn't much substance. I take it for granted that the outfits weren't her idea..

She never actually says anything that interetsing either.

So aside from eyelashes, clothes, and big hair, she doesn't really have that much going about her. Which is just crap. Clothes + man = do not make.

In short.... I wish I had a load of stylists, expensive hair dressers, dieticians, choreographers, make up artists, lighting technicians, and a show to air off my boring points of view. Cos then everyone would listen to my inane ramblings, and think I was wonderful too.


:D
 
Why has Cheryl taken to wearing bodystocking/leotard things that make her look like Cher on the deck of the HMS Innuendo?
 
FabricLiveBaby! said:
I'm not contratian just for the sake of it though. I just think she's terribly shallow and a bit rubbish.

I found her performance weak and boring, and a bit of an insult to the people there that do a much better job every week. Aside from the outfits there wasn't much substance. I take it for granted that the outfits weren't her idea..

She never actually says anything that interetsing either.

So aside from eyelashes, clothes, and big hair, she doesn't really have that much going about her. Which is just crap. Clothes + man = do not make.

In short.... I wish I had a load of stylists, expensive hair dressers, dieticians, choreographers, make up artists, lighting technicians, and a show to air off my boring points of view. Cos then everyone would listen to my inane ramblings, and think I was wonderful too.


:D
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You don't have a soul :( That's Cheryl you're talking about. Cheryl.
 
tarannau said:
Why has Cheryl taken to wearing bodystocking/leotard things that make her look like Cher on the deck of the HMS Innuendo?
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Because her comments about the ex-strippers (or probably now just strippers again) looking like slappers weren't quite bitchy enough without her deliberately wearing even less than them the following week :rolleyes:

Why can't they just replace her with Kimberley :cool: and do us all a favour?
 
Bon Jovi night is a must...Livin on a Prayer, Bad Medicine, Wanted Dead or Alive...comedy gold on primetime TV
 
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