Urban75 Home About Offline BrixtonBuzz Contact

X Factor 2009!

Thought Cheryl was well out of order mentioning the twins by name when she was commiserating Ricky for being knoecked out.

As i said before - they are well shit, but only wanna be singers, and don't deserve this level of abuse
 
What 'abuse'? :confused:
She said what most of us were thinking, imo. Maybe she shouldn't have but it's a joke they're still in a singing competition!
 
Thought Cheryl was well out of order mentioning the twins by name when she was commiserating Ricky for being knoecked out.

As i said before - they are well shit, but only wanna be singers, and don't deserve this level of abuse

why can't she say it? she's a judge after all and you've just said it as well? :hmm:
 
why can't she say it? she's a judge after all and you've just said it as well? :hmm:

Because its just not cricket - they will be voted out before too long, and the crowd booing when they went through i didn't think much of either.

I just think its bad sportmanship for her to have mentioned it at that time, reckon Dermot thought so too - he said something like "Well, they got enough votes so they are through".

They are crap at singing/performing, but when has the X Factor ever been about great singing, Leona accepted? Its a popularity contest, is all.
 
Because its just not cricket - they will be voted out before too long, and the crowd booing when they went through i didn't think much of either.

I just think its bad sportmanship for her to have mentioned it at that time, reckon Dermot thought so too - he said something like "Well, they got enough votes so they are through".

They are crap at singing/performing, but when has the X Factor ever been about great singing, Leona accepted? Its a popularity contest, is all.

You're right. It's not cricket, but it's hardly 'X Factor' either is it? It's no different to any previous series, bit of yada yada to get viewers, votes, an xmas number one and the occasional sustainable career, otherwise it's just light entertainment, so that means you and me and Mrs Cole can all cheer and boo..
 
The judges hang around back stage during the week and bump into most contestants.

Imagine when Cheryl is back stage next. Ew awkward! So you hate us then and don't think we should be here. Cheers.
 
You're right. It's not cricket, but it's hardly 'X Factor' either is it? It's no different to any previous series, bit of yada yada to get viewers, votes, an xmas number one and the occasional sustainable career, otherwise it's just light entertainment, so that means you and me and Mrs Cole can all cheer and boo..

To be honest, i've realised i'm looking at it as a "talent" contest, wheras its a soap opera really.

Saw the advert for Alexandra's album and was reminded of her version of Hallejulah, and as a big Cohen fan, it struck me just how fucking cynical and insincere the whole thing is. Great for entertainment, but fuck all to do with music.
Know a few colleagues who loved the alexandra version, who would be sickened by Leonard, and almost certainly have never heard of him. Ah well, must have done wonders for his depleted bank balance.
 
Alexandra and Robbie.

Cheryl and Whitney.

Are they going to stick with the X Factor insider / drug addled hasbeen combination every week.

Next Sunday:

Dannii and Shaun Ryder?

Shane Ward and Boy George?
 
Alexandra and Robbie.

Cheryl and Whitney.

Are they going to stick with the X Factor insider / drug addled hasbeen combination every week.

Next Sunday:

Dannii and Shaun Ryder?

Shane Ward and Boy George?

Dannii and Shane would go nowhere near that stage! I should imagine if you say the word "Brookstein" to Cowell, he just gives you a blank stare and changes the subject
 
Was it Cheryl who a couple of weeks ago had a go at that girl band for looking like slappers?

Her act was awful, hadn't anyone told her about Janet Jackson.

Shocked to discover Whitney is still only 46.
 
Just found this video from Laura White, who got voted off quite early last year:



Her voice really reminds me of someone else, but I can't put my finger on who it is.
 
Just how much nasal powder had Whitney insufflated last night. She was off her tits.

why do people assume she was off her tits? Maybe she was just nervous and didn't know what to say? Isn't she meant to be 'clean' or something?
 
So tactical voting last night by Simon?

Eliminate the longer term threat whilst given the opportunity as Rachel will be gone soon enough?
 
rachel gone rather than the twins? how rubbish.

switched it on just in time to catch cheryl. thought she was great - i like that song more each time i hear it.
 
no that rikki loney nobber went instead of Rachel, thank god.

I don't understand why people are saying Rachel was shit, she was better than loads of the others. That little 16 year old blonde welsh one is always SHITE. Why is he still in? Oh... cos it's only 13 year old girls who vote. Or John and Edward fans haha :D
 
Cheryl criticising the twins singing was ironic....wasn't it?? I mean that woman, looked ok, but jeeze she was direr than dire....if she had auditioned for the show Simon would've had his hand up to stop her about twenty seconds after she started....at least the twins aren't taking themselves seriously...

Whitney didnt seem to be inhabiting our planet....but who knows, maybe a broken dress strap makes your eyes sink into their sockets as you spout gibberish...

the stace, the 'fro or the olly for the win....whatever poor old danyl has/hasnt done to warrant the panel hate will possibly scupper his chances...
 
You know what I've noticed. These so called "stars" they get to perform on the X factor live are always just terrible.

Just... terrible really.
 
First of all, although I think Cheryl is a total bellend these days, with her boohooing and also 'i want john edward to stay for the lols' and then going 'oh god, i can't believe they're still in', apart from that, that performance she did made me want to sex her right up. I thought it was soooooooo good and I started off moaning about her miming and by the end of it I wanted her babies.

My favourite this week was Olly cos I could see his penis in those shiny silver trousers and I liked his little gangly dancey legs and it just filled me with joy, the whole thing.

I also liked John and Edward because I was laughing so hard I thought I might die.
 
First of all, although I think Cheryl is a total bellend these days, with her boohooing and also 'i want john edward to stay for the lols' and then going 'oh god, i can't believe they're still in', apart from that, that performance she did made me want to sex her right up. I thought it was soooooooo good and I started off moaning about her miming and by the end of it I wanted her babies.

My favourite this week was Olly cos I could see his penis in those shiny silver trousers and I liked his little gangly dancey legs and it just filled me with joy, the whole thing.

I also liked John and Edward because I was laughing so hard I thought I might die.

I concur.... :D

Although I didnt want to sex her up, I thought she looked totally amazing.....
 
My housemate just walked in and found me sat gazing at the monitor watching the youtube of Cheryl's x factor performance.

He said, 'oh my god, look at that manic smile on your face'

I love her again.
 
Shallow, mostly. I can look past her knobness if I just think of her sexy trousers with asplit up the side and the sexy army dancing.
 
Back
Top Bottom