Wot? No Apprentice 2013 Thread?

[Stigmata]

only if the editor is in on it too, he's picked who looked the most useless each time, the acedemic and the asian estate agent not withstanding

And the various project managers who nominated them

 

[Nanker Phelge]

dont care what ethnicity the one last night was, just glad she's off my screen. i physically recoiled every time the camera zoomed in on the fake hair, fake eyeballs, fake lips and fake skin. just foul.

FAKIST!!!

 

[gosub]

1st WAS the project manager, second didn't do much by her own admission, the third had had a quiet week for her - every other time had got into a blazing row in the boardroom with other contestants

 

[kabbes]

dont care what ethnicity the one last night was, just glad she's off my screen. i physically recoiled every time the camera zoomed in on the fake hair, fake eyeballs, fake lips and fake skin. just foul.

Yes, the way she looked is definitely the important thing.

 

[stavros]

dont care what ethnicity the one last night was, just glad she's off my screen. i physically recoiled every time the camera zoomed in on the fake hair, fake eyeballs, fake lips and fake skin. just foul.

And yet still not the most artificial-looking contestant;

 

[paulhackett]

If it helps, Zee is out next week (with his Elvis 68 sunglasses).

 

[wiskey]

I really really disliked the one evicted last night, she annoyed me sooo much!

 

[stavros]

If it helps, Zee is out next week (with his Elvis 68 sunglasses).

I suspect Zee might fuck up when he's made PM. He's had a lot of mouth in the opening weeks, but not really done anything that I've noticed.

 

[belboid]

he's great at the after the fact analysis, but aren't we all?

 

[stavros]

Apparently he boasts of his geographical and cultural knowledge of the Middle East this week, as they head out to Dubai. I detect an ever so subtle hint that he may regret those words.

 

[magneze]

Missed the beginning. What's the task?

 

[joustmaster]

Missed the beginning. What's the task?

Buy a load of tat.

 

[Santino]

Missed the beginning. What's the task?

Looking like a cunt.

 

[magneze]

Success on both counts so far.

 

[Big Gunz]

Crap task tbf. Zee is so out!

 

[wiskey]

I had somehow completely missed the Irish girl up until this week, was she even there before?

 

[wiskey]

(I quite like Miles)

 

[starfish]

Was the posh one (Jason) really talking in an "It Aint Half Hot Mum" Indian accent when trying to buy the falcon hood or did i just imagine it.

 

[Part 2]

No, he definitely was.

 

[clicker]

Zee you complete arse - took the wrong two in the board room , definitely had to go. Leah you can cut the eye rolling now, Siralun will get tired of that and he's quite intrigued with your 'gut instinct' at the moment , I wonder do the contestants study past shows ? It's very easy to grab Siralun's ear for a while......leah did it with the not too subtle mention of her 'gut instinct', in fact she had to do it twice as he hadn't picked her up on it the first time....but you could see his head go into freeze frame mode for camera effect.

 

[starfish]

No, he definitely was.

Im surprised there not picking up on it now.

eta. Oh they just did.

 

[Stigmata]

It's a fucking musical instrument you twazzocks

 

[clicker]

It's a fucking musical instrument you twazzocks

Tbh isn't there something you see on antiques roadshow called 'oud ware' ?? maybe I've imagined it - but I'd have bought a wooden ornament.

 

[belboid]

two weeks running where they've actually come over as even bigger arseholes on You've Been Fired. Mainly because neither displayed an ounce of self-awareness

and the dark haired woman really hated him, didn't she?

 

[weltweit]

I had somehow completely missed the Irish girl up until this week, was she even there before?

What, Leah? she was plenty pushy this week, she has a high opinion of herself, not one that is matched by my opinion of her it has to be said

 

[Quartz]

And yet still not the most artificial-looking contestant;

He looks like a poser:

Basic sartorial fail #1: the kerchief is the same colour as the tie.
Basic sartorial fail #2: the shirt and tie are both plain.

 

[weltweit]

..... and the dark haired woman really hated him, didn't she?

Do you mean the business woman on the Your Fired panel?
Yes she didn't have any nice words for him.

They must be encouraged to say these ridiculous things to spice up the program but it is all hollow. I almost wrote shallow but the effect would have been the same!!

If Zee really turned over £500,000 in his business in its first year, what is he doing touting himself on a show like the apprentice? Does not make sense.

 

[belboid]

Do you mean the business woman on the Your Fired panel?
Yes she didn't have any nice words for him.

thats the one

If Zee really turned over £500,000 in his business in its first year, what is he doing touting himself on a show like the apprentice? Does not make sense.

turnover isn't profit! if it involves a high cost product that could be as few as three or four sales a day, leaving insufficient for other basic running costs, let alone profit

 

[clicker]

probably best he's gone - he'd be ripped to shreds in the interview round, my favourite episode

 

[weltweit]

On Lea, it says she is 24 and a practicing doctor. I assume GP? How long is the training for that?
http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p017h0j7/profiles/leah-totton