Wot? No Apprentice 2013 Thread?

[Santino]

lost all it's credibility.

 

[RedDragon]

Just goes to show, with the right introductions you can sell any old shite.

 

[Lea]

The cube is just a box with a cushion on it isn't it?

Don't forget about the wheels!

 

[Lea]

^^Why was she selected then? Ticks the eye candy box?

I have to say she was rather bland. Even on the BBC2 show afterwards she was just as bland. The only thing that stood out was the red dress she was wearing.

 

[stavros]

Farm shops this evening apparently, in the home counties.

 

[weltweit]

OK, who will win, boys or girls? Place your Bets NOW!!

 

[Part 2]

"At my school a van came everyday with ostrich burgers, there was always a queue a mile long"

Which school is this?

 

[paulhackett]

cheese on toast

 

[weltweit]

Buffalo?

 

[paulhackett]

Buffalo?

That was Jody Scheckter's farmshop - he's got a buffalo butchers or whatever it is in Twickenham

 

[weltweit]

That was Jody Scheckter's farmshop - he's got a buffalo butchers or whatever it is in Twickenham

I just went off and watched his F1 crash. Nasty.

 

[belboid]

Usma or Jason to go today then, both utterly useless

 

[sleaterkinney]

Get in!

 

[weltweit]

Endeavour profit £539.67
Evolve profit £631.52

 

[weltweit]

Usma to go then ...

 

[8115]

I think she'll stay.

 

[sleaterkinney]

Lord Sugar does the cliffhanger well.

 

[Big Gunz]

Didn't like the PM was it Neil? Wanker.

 

[Big Gunz]

Who's the sexy blonde on the Apprentice You're Fired show?

 

[8115]

Usma?

Not quite sure what Rick Stein is doing there either.

 

[belboid]

why are they switching it to tuesday next week? The listings are showing that its straightforwardly swapping with 'Frankie' on tuesday nights. What is the point of that?

 

[stavros]

There's England-Republic of Ireland on next Wednesday on ITV I think, so it might be strategic for one of their ratings cows.

Maybe it's because Usma was (or was made to look by editing) so awful that Eyebrows looked very good at the sales bit. Has he been PM yet? Who knows what he might pluck (sic) out of the bag.

 

[marty21]

actually watched this for the first time last night - all I really remember was a plastic looking bloke, who looked like he was a victim of plastic surgery - he looked startled all the time - and loads of folk claiming they were winners all the time

 

[stavros]

all I really remember was a plastic looking bloke

This is Eyebrows, as cited in my last post.

 

[belboid]

There's England-Republic of Ireland on next Wednesday on ITV I think, so it might be strategic for one of their ratings cows.

aah, that makes sense. well, it's stupid, but will be the reason.

 

[marty21]

This is Eyebrows, as cited in my last post.

I didn't read any of the thread tbh

 

[isvicthere?]

Three out of the four evictees so far = ethnic minority females. Coincidence?

 

[kabbes]

Three out of the four evictees so far = ethnic minority females. Coincidence?

It's the pattern of every series.

 

[gabi]

dont care what ethnicity the one last night was, just glad she's off my screen. i physically recoiled every time the camera zoomed in on the fake hair, fake eyeballs, fake lips and fake skin. just foul.

 

[gosub]

Three out of the four evictees so far = ethnic minority females. Coincidence?

only if the editor is in on it too, he's picked who looked the most useless each time, the acedemic and the asian estate agent not withstanding