Wot? No Apprentice 2013 Thread?

[Big Gunz]

WTF?

So, how should "Asian girls" look?

She just looks a touch MJ freaky, blue contacts, blonde hair, too much foundation just looks horrid.

 

[lizzieloo]

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Far too much make up and contacts, even in "Asian" children, it's a fucking disgrace

 

[Spymaster]

What a beautiful little girl.



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[lizzieloo]

What a beautiful little girl.

<Awaits flaming for "noncery">

Fuck off tit features

 

[joustmaster]

WTF?

So, how should "Asian girls" look?

each to their own, and all that. But she seems to have gone a bit Royston Vasey..

 

[isvicthere?]

When the contestants do those self-aggrandising bits at the beginning, the producers are just off screen, whispering to them: Go on, ham it up. This is why people watch! It's just panto. Say something outrageous.

And when we watch, the producers are (metaphorically) whispering in our ears: Look at these stupid cunts. Don't you hate them? Hate them! Hate!

Well, that's certainly why I keep watching.

 

[isvicthere?]

Fucking hell. Can't believe

a) they asked him what the worst thing about him is and
b) that he trotted out the tired old "well, some people say I'm too much of a perfectionist" line

Is this 1987?

Speaking of "perfectionists"........

 

[_angel_]

She just looks a touch MJ freaky, blue contacts, blonde hair, too much foundation just looks horrid.

How do you know she wears contacts?
It's perfectly possible to be from an Asian background and have blue eyes.

 

[Big Gunz]

How do you know she wears contacts?
It's perfectly possible to be from an Asian background and have blue eyes.

And blonde hair you forgot blonde hair.

 

[_angel_]

And blonde hair you forgot blonde hair.

So what? Loads of women dye their hair me included.

 

[Big Gunz]

So what? Loads of women dye their hair me included.

No I'm agreeing with you.

 

[Big Gunz]

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Far too much make up and contacts, even in "Asian" children, it's a fucking disgrace

The difference is the girl in the picture is probably not old enough to understand what is going on and some idiot has enforced their idea of body image onto her. Whereas the apprentice candidate should be old enough to make that decision for herself. It’s her choice end of the day.

 

[lizzieloo]

 

[Firky]

What a beautiful little girl.



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I keep asking my mate if we can make a brahn baby together because they're well cute but she wants a yellow one

I don't know why she wants a kid with jaundice.

 

[ebay sex moomin]

"High five"

"Really?!"


He's special, that one.

 

[paulhackett]

These 2 blend in with the other candidates..

 

[bouncer_the_dog]

I thought the Welsh Dracula was OK actually.. Neil is the one who I hate the most, combining all the unpleasantness of a semi-professional footballer and telesales man. Urgh.

 

[machine cat]

Mrs MC is watching this atm.

They are really going to fuck this beer thing up aren't they?

 

[joustmaster]

Cunts

 

[joustmaster]

Cunts

 

[joustmaster]

Cunts

 

[Part 2]

I did remark when watching it the other day that the formula is so visible, so laid bare to us by now that I don't even really need to watch it any more. I can make the whole thing up in my head and it will be at least 80% accurate to what we are shown, right down to the choice of camera shots and filler fly-bys.

Another part of the formula covered. This series' 'businesswomen must be bitches' box has been ticked tonight.

 

[Lea]

Despite the boys' team winning tonight's task, they really couldn't have looked more stupid by sending a non beer drinker to manufacture it, selling beer without bringing a sample and then haggling down the price to their disadvantage.

 

[weltweit]

Despite the boys' team winning tonight's task, they really couldn't have looked more stupid by sending a non beer drinker to manufacture it, selling beer without bringing a sample and then haggling down the price to their disadvantage.

But did you see how Jason defended himself for that, inexcuseable and plain nasty.

eta: and very pompous!!

 

[weltweit]

Rebecca is not the most liked person is she!!

 

[Lea]

Rebecca is not the most liked person is she!!

don't know what it is about Rebecca that annoys the other girls but I don't much like Uzma either. She seems to have it in for Rebecca.

 

[weltweit]

don't know what it is about Rebecca that annoys the other girls but I don't much like Uzma either. She seems to have it in for Rebecca.

I think I saw Rebecca asking other people to stop talking because she was speaking (more than once). While it is fair enough to say that, I think she did it in quite a patronising way.

 

[ShiftyBagLady]

Even urban can't resist being drawn into judging these women by their looks. describing them as 'the blonde', critiquing their make up application, calling them drag queens. Nobody really gives a shit about behaving decently towards each other anymore do they.

 

[weltweit]

Even urban can't resist being drawn into judging these women by their looks. describing them as 'the blonde', critiquing their make up application, calling them drag queens.

Has anyone on this thread actually done that, I can't say I have noticed.

Nobody really gives a shit about behaving decently towards each other anymore do they.

Well tbf the show does not tend to focus on that sort of behaviour.

 

[eatmorecheese]

I thought the Welsh Dracula was OK actually.. Neil is the one who I hate the most, combining all the unpleasantness of a semi-professional footballer and telesales man. Urgh.

My first impression of the Welsh one had me instantly thinking: