Wot? No Apprentice 2013 Thread?
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Spymaster
Plastic Paddy
I couldn't care less, tbh. They're all totally slappable.
I would say that while I couldn't stand Jaz on The Apprentice, she actually seemed quite a pleasant girl on You're Fired.
Paulie Tandoori
shut it you egg!
got her phone number have ya?
They all come across as 'quite nice actually' on that show tbf.
clicker
nanook rubs it....
Only spotted francesca the blonde on the end in the board room at the finish - did she actually turn up for the task?
Will never be able to concentrate this series tho - just too much hair going on. The girls seem to be favouring the 'dragged through a hedge backwards' style. maybe kicking back at the previous years of hard grooming, by appearing to wake up, chuck on a pair of heels and out the door we go.
The men are controlling eyebrow wars - I thought Alex was female from the photos , with alien brows obviously. And the male team leader ( who i actually loathed least, almost endearing in a way) has a uni-brow worthy of an oasis reunion.
I'm in for the long haul already
Will never be able to concentrate this series tho - just too much hair going on. The girls seem to be favouring the 'dragged through a hedge backwards' style. maybe kicking back at the previous years of hard grooming, by appearing to wake up, chuck on a pair of heels and out the door we go.
The men are controlling eyebrow wars - I thought Alex was female from the photos , with alien brows obviously. And the male team leader ( who i actually loathed least, almost endearing in a way) has a uni-brow worthy of an oasis reunion.
I'm in for the long haul already
isvicthere?
a.k.a. floppybollocks
Best bit last night: "I'm not 'man', I'm Lord Sugar."
When the contestants do those self-aggrandising bits at the beginning, the producers are just off screen, whispering to them: Go on, ham it up. This is why people watch! It's just panto. Say something outrageous.
And when we watch, the producers are (metaphorically) whispering in our ears: Look at these stupid cunts. Don't you hate them? Hate them! Hate!
And when we watch, the producers are (metaphorically) whispering in our ears: Look at these stupid cunts. Don't you hate them? Hate them! Hate!
joustmaster
offcumdun
They do an amazing job though..
I am not sure if I could make people hate someone within 15 seconds of them being on tele
I've found the manipulative editing to have dropped off in quality over the last few years. You can see when they've cut off a conversation or imported a reaction shot just to make the story fit one of their templates.
joustmaster
offcumdun
Maybe we've all just got more used to it/cynical
So what's Sugar's excuse?
I did remark when watching it the other day that the formula is so visible, so laid bare to us by now that I don't even really need to watch it any more. I can make the whole thing up in my head and it will be at least 80% accurate to what we are shown, right down to the choice of camera shots and filler fly-bys.Maybe we've all just got more used to it/cynical
joustmaster
offcumdun
You couldn't make that guys eyebrows and face up though..
I do feel a bit bad about everybody having a go at him for his face, though. We all look the way we look, really. I prefer to laugh at him for being the "new breed of businessman". And then laugh at the face, obviously, because, well, look at it.
Do you know what else you couldn't make up? Star Wars.
In other Apprentice meandering thoughts, I wonder if anybody involved with the show will ever realise that "business" is not synonymous with "consumer retail". Nation of shopkeepers indeed. Even the experts are always people who sell chocolate or bras or stationery or something like that. Not a lot of CEOs of wholesale insurance companies, for example.
There was also something quite drag queen about this one's get up. i really dont know which one is going to be the biggest cunt this year. normally theres at least one nice one. cant see one this year.
tommers
Busta Rhymes is an unstoppable movement
And what is going on with that twitchy bloke?
I think if you were on the Apprentice and you were in the first boardroom you would be looking about wondering if you're there to win or just to make people shout at their screens. It's like BGT or something; there's an equal chance that you're actually quite good or that you're just a drooling village idiot that the poshos have paid money to poke with a stick and laugh at.
I think if you were on the Apprentice and you were in the first boardroom you would be looking about wondering if you're there to win or just to make people shout at their screens. It's like BGT or something; there's an equal chance that you're actually quite good or that you're just a drooling village idiot that the poshos have paid money to poke with a stick and laugh at.
tommers
Busta Rhymes is an unstoppable movement
This fella. Bobs and weaves more than Henry Cooper after a few too many.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p017h0j7/profiles/tim-stillwell
http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p017h0j7/profiles/tim-stillwell
tommers
Busta Rhymes is an unstoppable movement
Fucking hell. Can't believe
a) they asked him what the worst thing about him is and
b) that he trotted out the tired old "well, some people say I'm too much of a perfectionist" line
Is this 1987?
Suits you.
My first impression was that he was trying not to shit himself
I can't watch this cos they make me want to kill kittens but I'll enjoy this thread
There was also something quite drag queen about this one's get up. i really dont know which one is going to be the biggest cunt this year. normally theres at least one nice one. cant see one this year.
Underneath all that get up is an Asian girl...allegedly.
tommers
Busta Rhymes is an unstoppable movement
I can't watch this cos they make me want to kill kittens but I'll enjoy this thread
Even Stuart Baggs turned out to be "not too bad" a person. It's all just smoke and mirrors. I do wonder why the contestants go on it though. They must realise that most of them are going to be made out to be complete idiots.
